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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 7m

Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 59m

I miss when I didn't know anything about a video game besides how it played and a story hook.

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 1h

What's that bands new album people are excited about? Perturbator?

Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 3h

Any question left blank by Fox News has "Jews" as the implicit answer tbh

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 5h

New robot has to come to terms with aging, learning about how their internals work to make their own repairs, and non-factory replacement parts.

Old robot spent ages alone and hates new tech because it won't let you customize it. Learns new generation isn't dumb, just ignorant and needs teaching.

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 6h

Older, long discontinued robot has to take care of much newer recently out of warranty robot come to terms with not being the latest model. Old robot has been repurposing parts and using 'illegal' software updates to keep himself going for ages while new robot still has all their original parts.

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 19h

The guys who did it were the Killer Klowns From Outer Space guys so I get it. They even reused some costumes and just repainted them, but something about that main Troll with the two noses... maybe how gooey and wet he was...

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 20h

The Troll scared the shit out of me as a kid.

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 21h

It's actually impressive how quickly AI became associated with "Scam. Fake product." in my brain but I guess that is what AI depicts...

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like I could understand if it WASN'T Dimitri or Claude. Losing her to those to morons would make me into some kind of terrorist.

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 1d

Jay: Ares was okay. Go see Legacy.
Mike: Sure, watch it, it's passable.

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 1d

Oh boy RLM reviewing a movie I never plan on seeing. My favorite

This sounds sarcastic but it's not.

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 2d

Why make smut if it isn't tailor main for your own nutting pleasure???

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 3d

Man, if it was the "old days" these people crow about, every Republican in Congress would be tarred and feathered and their house burnt down...

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 3d

Computer. Silent Hill. Gay. Initiate.

Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 3d

I've tried. The goblins are just not even fun evil. They're chaotic evil and lame.

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 3d

I crash out before getting to Act 2 but I make the same decisions every time. Just with a different class.

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 3d

I filled my foreskin with Tylenol, what do I do now?

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 3d

If you asked me to create a caricature of a dipshit Libertarian before I originally saw this guy I feel like I could've gotten close.

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 3d

User "Goku Winning The Lubed Up Twerk-Off" is not a reliable Scholar of law and his input has been stricken from the record.

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 3d

Does she give you the old "it's normal to feel like life isn't worth living" technique?

two men are arm wrestling each other in a gym .

ALT: two men are arm wrestling each other in a gym .

media.tenor.com

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 3d

I got double autism from both but it apparently cancels out and gives you depression.

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 3d

Are you Tylenol autistic or "turtleneck" autistic?

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 3d

14 does for sure.

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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 3d

I can't believe I ruined Final Fantasy Tactics for all those guys at the glory hole...