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twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 12h

If that were true, American Standard would be one of the companies donating for it.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 12h

I'm voting for the Epstein Memorial Ballroom, but if they reject that one, I'll settle for Bally McBallFace.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 13h

I'll never understand why these guys are so hellbent on adopting the symbols of the groups that lost the war.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 14h

If Dems had any nerve, they'd start calling it the Epstein Ballroom in public.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 14h

I'm calling it the Jeffrey Epstein Ballroom.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 18h

Yes, we're going to stop trading with our largest trading partner because someone pointed out that Trump isn't as smart as Ronald Reagan.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 20h

There are renderings, but no blueprints, and to actually have a facility like this is complex in an architectural sense, and that's not even including the whole bunker underneath the East Wing thing, which would generally be dealt with using classified funding of some sort.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 20h

Bannon looks like he would dissolve if you accidentally sprayed him with water.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 20h

It seems to go up $50 million in cost every day we talk about it. It's going to end up unfinished, a steaming hole in the ground and a perfect monument to its creator.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 21h

Yup, our biggest (or second-biggest) trading partner is secondary to his feelings about not being as smart as Ronald Reagan.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 21h

That looks considerably larger than a comic-con crowd.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

Will it have Jared Leto as Marley's Ghost?

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

He'll just end up making it a Cabinet-level department: the Department of Balls. In an ironic twist the first Secretary will be Lindsey Graham.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

Or gets finished, for that matter.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

Don't tell RFK Jr., he'll have them all fired for autism.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

You can't tell me we don't have inflation when the cost of that stupid ballroom seems to be going up $50 million every 3 days.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

Was this friend a big guy, and did he have tears in his eyes and call him 'Sir?'

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, 'Capitol Casino and Spa' has a nice ring to it, very classy. The bulldozers will be there next Wednesday.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

By 'safety', do you mean 'Mar-A-Lago Yard Sale?'

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

RFK Jr. needs to see this.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

And the Epstien coverup.

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🏳️‍🌈 Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 1d

In case you think this is a joke

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

Some reporter should be asking "Who is actually running the country while the President is focused on this vanity project?"

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 1d

“telephoto compression”

before and after satellite photographs of the White House showing the erasure of the eastern end

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

About the only thing we grew in the Midwest that survived this late in the year was turnips and beets.