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twistmeyer.bsky.social
@twistmeyer.bsky.social
I just have a concept of a bio.
The Bigfoot Capture Service loses its hefty budget and military gear if someone ever concludes that there is no Bigfoot, though, so they would never come to a conclusion on the question.
February 10, 2026 at 10:39 PM
With Prime membership, you get an upgraded cell.
February 10, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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Remember, the shitty jobs numbers you see from this administration are their fake numbers. The real numbers are much, much worse.
February 10, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I like to think of him like Santa Claus, it's just a suit that folks put on to perform lip sync at county fairs. The real Bob Ritchie is just sitting in his mansion collecting royalties.
February 10, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Fats Wallers' "Cash For Your Trash" is not, in fact, about recycling, even though he wrote it for the war effort.
February 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Let's see him build a self-growing factory in Texas first.
February 10, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Mmmm. Paint chips on the new improved Food Pyramid.
February 10, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Jon Stewart nailed it tonight when he asked why is it the Super Bowl halftime performer’s responsibility to unify the country and not somebody else’s.
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Warehouses are a terrible fire hazard in general. Can local authorities enforce fire codes, occupancy restrictions, health codes and all that?
February 10, 2026 at 4:46 AM
For all the talk about Apple being behind in AI, this may well save their bacon when the bubble bursts. Their anemic offerings in the space prove that products kinda don't need it as much as we've been led to believe.
February 10, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Perhaps the real moon colony is the test tube babies we incubate along the way.
February 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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Once again they are trying to change the narrative. It is time to believe your eyes and ears, not their propaganda.
youtube.com/shorts/Puvo8...
OPEN your EYES
YouTube video by PoliticsGirl
youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
He's already got a design in mind:
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Maybe they should consider putting her back in the prison where she was.
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Apparently we're going to have to translate the fucking Epstein files into Spanish so MAGA will be forced to be angry at them
February 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
He wants to leave the homoeroticism to the game itself, where it belongs.
February 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
It's not bad, for the 'right people.' As long as his family is raking it in, it's the best economy ever.
February 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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An increased federal minimum wage would provide the most benefit to those earning the least. QUICK SIGNATURE: action.momsrising.org/sign/anniver... via @momsrising.org #RaisetheWage #MinimumWage
The federal minimum wage is now a poverty wage
A full time wage of $7.25 an hour meets slightly less than three-quarters of the income that's needed for a two-person household to stay out of poverty.
action.momsrising.org
July 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Secretary Howard Lutnick lied to the country about his ties to Epstein.

Now we learned that they were in business together.

He has no business being our Commerce Secretary.

He should resign.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
Howard Lutnick faces bipartisan calls to resign over latest Epstein revelations
Recently disclosed records suggest a closer relationship than the Commerce secretary previously indicated.
www.politico.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Artist's depiction:
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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Trump: "Nobody understands a word this guy is saying."

Fact: 59 million Americans speak Spanish. Imagine if they all turned against you, you'd never win anything ever again.
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
If Little St. James island had a dormant volcano, he would have purchased it by now.
February 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
He's a white collar criminal on a mission to make sure other white collar criminals see no consequences, as long as he gets paid.
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Who knew Iron Sky was a documentary?
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Kid Rock's driver only had a learner's permit.
February 9, 2026 at 1:16 AM