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twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 17m

If Dems had any nerve, they'd start calling it the Epstein Ballroom in public.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 18m

I'm calling it the Jeffrey Epstein Ballroom.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 4h

Yes, we're going to stop trading with our largest trading partner because someone pointed out that Trump isn't as smart as Ronald Reagan.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 6h

There are renderings, but no blueprints, and to actually have a facility like this is complex in an architectural sense, and that's not even including the whole bunker underneath the East Wing thing, which would generally be dealt with using classified funding of some sort.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 6h

Bannon looks like he would dissolve if you accidentally sprayed him with water.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 6h

It seems to go up $50 million in cost every day we talk about it. It's going to end up unfinished, a steaming hole in the ground and a perfect monument to its creator.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 7h

Yup, our biggest (or second-biggest) trading partner is secondary to his feelings about not being as smart as Ronald Reagan.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 7h

That looks considerably larger than a comic-con crowd.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 19h

Will it have Jared Leto as Marley's Ghost?

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 21h

He'll just end up making it a Cabinet-level department: the Department of Balls. In an ironic twist the first Secretary will be Lindsey Graham.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 21h

Or gets finished, for that matter.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

Don't tell RFK Jr., he'll have them all fired for autism.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

You can't tell me we don't have inflation when the cost of that stupid ballroom seems to be going up $50 million every 3 days.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

Was this friend a big guy, and did he have tears in his eyes and call him 'Sir?'

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, 'Capitol Casino and Spa' has a nice ring to it, very classy. The bulldozers will be there next Wednesday.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

By 'safety', do you mean 'Mar-A-Lago Yard Sale?'

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

RFK Jr. needs to see this.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

And the Epstien coverup.

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🏳️‍🌈 Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 1d

In case you think this is a joke

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

Some reporter should be asking "Who is actually running the country while the President is focused on this vanity project?"

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 1d

“telephoto compression”

before and after satellite photographs of the White House showing the erasure of the eastern end

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

About the only thing we grew in the Midwest that survived this late in the year was turnips and beets.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

And that he's continuing to distract people from his involvement in a sex trafficking ring.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

You can call us the United States of ATM.

twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 1d

That essentially makes the 2026 midterms an enema.