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“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
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My name isn’t actually Marvin at all I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · Mar 22
Don’t quote riff without faving
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 6h
Dropping boiled water onto my eyeballs after reading that
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 6h
All I do is literally look at medical records all day every day and I’ve never ever seen that phrase
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 7h
Actual articles have been written by people claiming some sort of link with Joni Mitchell

I’m not even a lyrics connoisseur by any means but this is like claiming an Ed Sheeran/Robert Zimmerman link
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 8h
Precisely
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 8h
This aspect of the chud movement will never not be bizarre to me… American teenagers have been dyeing their hair blue, green, bright red etc since I WAS A CHILD and I am 47 fucking years old! My classmates in college had piercings and blue hair in 1996 what are we doing here

It’s not new
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 9h
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 8h
Virtue signaling is a projection from the minds of those without any

You’re a bum, Larry
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 10h
Some of the bluegrass stuff from back in the day can be nice but that’s pretty much it
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 14h
Awwww tysm 😊
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 14h
Yes. Obviously be careful but you should simply because one day it will be too late, you’ll be too old to do it safely or you could be blindsided with a condition like I was with RH when you’re still relatively young. Take advantage of the time because it’s going to start flying as you get older!!
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 14h
Sure, right now Mongolia seems like an Asian Nebraska; just sitting there. But one day, they’re gonna get the old band back together and that world tour is going to bury all of this
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 15h
⬆️This guy is a shill for big sandwich

Wake up 🐑
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 15h
Yes this is why they are usually fabulous drivers and shrewd judges of online content
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 15h
Thankfully our robust regulatory system shall see the responsible parties held to account!
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 15h
Like me!
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 15h
Not only holding him from behind but healing his neck with a kiss
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 15h
Generations of autistic guys lived in weird little communes together writing down every goddamn thing possible about Christian stuff in matching costumes with chants and incense and in America Jesus plays catch with you in your yard
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 15h
You earnestly believe an entity created all that exists and your best bet for heaven is a spot where they have some of your treats
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 15h
It’s amusing to listen on my headphones to Olivier Messiaen’s earnest striving to musically convey an impossibly fantastic, supernatural vision of God and heaven with piece titles like “Joy and Clarity of the Bodies Glorious” and compare it to this dumb bitch’s Mall of America in the sky
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Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · 1d
A tearful Kim Robinson reports that God showed her that Charlie Kirk was rewarded with a horse ranch in Heaven and she saw "Charlie riding on a horse, with Jesus."
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 15h
Nobody knew it at the time but the Fensler GI Joe clips would turn out to be the purest and noblest art of the internet age
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 16h
It’s almost comic to imagine the watergate break in even being a secondary headline if it occurred under this admin
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 16h
Luckily, 500 million light years away from here, a planet of hyper intelligent dinosaurs are busy cataloguing all the info in a strange unimaginable type of book that would emerge from a planet where the dominant species has silly little arms
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 16h
If I can beat you at Jeopardy you shouldn’t be allowed wealth
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 16h
I just conquered Arkansas and Kansas and now it’s one state called Karkansas (Karkinsaw)
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 16h
💯
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