“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
My name isn’t actually Marvin at all
I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
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“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
· Jan 2
OLDE FOOTY CLIP THREAD 🧵
Filbert Street, 1976 - Lou Macari, a good bloke and ex-Celtic player puts Man United into the lead over Leicester City in this FA Cup tie. At the end you’ll notice United keeper Alex Stepney wearing a baseball hat, not uncommon on sunny days back then
Filbert Street, 1976 - Lou Macari, a good bloke and ex-Celtic player puts Man United into the lead over Leicester City in this FA Cup tie. At the end you’ll notice United keeper Alex Stepney wearing a baseball hat, not uncommon on sunny days back then
The funny one in the gang of ruffians beating your ass is like “C’monnn down” as you desperately turtle
This would be weird … a loop of this as you get beat up
February 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The funny one in the gang of ruffians beating your ass is like “C’monnn down” as you desperately turtle
This would be weird … a loop of this as you get beat up
February 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
This would be weird … a loop of this as you get beat up
Barry Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
February 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Barry Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
I think the sniping at trans people is exactly what gets a lot of Newsom stans going. They hate trans people every bit as much as chuds do.
February 17, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I think the sniping at trans people is exactly what gets a lot of Newsom stans going. They hate trans people every bit as much as chuds do.
One more thing, Jesse reading Green Eggs and Ham on tv was hysterically funny
February 17, 2026 at 8:49 PM
One more thing, Jesse reading Green Eggs and Ham on tv was hysterically funny
An important breakthrough for me in understanding the USA as I aged was the ignorant way a figure like Jesse Jackson was portrayed by grownups in the suburban environments I grew up in and contrasting it with the actual person, warts and all, and reckoning with how insane it was
RIP Jesse Jackson
RIP Jesse Jackson
February 17, 2026 at 8:44 PM
An important breakthrough for me in understanding the USA as I aged was the ignorant way a figure like Jesse Jackson was portrayed by grownups in the suburban environments I grew up in and contrasting it with the actual person, warts and all, and reckoning with how insane it was
RIP Jesse Jackson
RIP Jesse Jackson
Hey everybody
Check out this fucking guy 👎
Check out this fucking guy 👎
i never need to hear about it when someone claps back at someone else. none of my business
February 17, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Hey everybody
Check out this fucking guy 👎
Check out this fucking guy 👎
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Tharrr sheee blowwws
Thar she blows again
Thar she blows again
September 22, 2023 at 2:23 PM
Tharrr sheee blowwws
Thar she blows again
Thar she blows again
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It’s so hard to have a reasonable conversation about AI, because people refuse to see the massive upsides of job elimination, higher electrical bills, hard drive shortages, poisoning black people in Memphis, and an economy where a handful of pedos with bad hair control your life
February 17, 2026 at 5:48 PM
It’s so hard to have a reasonable conversation about AI, because people refuse to see the massive upsides of job elimination, higher electrical bills, hard drive shortages, poisoning black people in Memphis, and an economy where a handful of pedos with bad hair control your life
I heat up
I can’t cool down
I heat up
Like a burning clown
Burning clown
Full of desire
I can’t cool down
I heat up
Like a burning clown
Burning clown
Full of desire
February 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I heat up
I can’t cool down
I heat up
Like a burning clown
Burning clown
Full of desire
I can’t cool down
I heat up
Like a burning clown
Burning clown
Full of desire
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This is a song about making stock
February 17, 2026 at 4:41 PM
This is a song about making stock
Audio Recording of me touching a stove and running away repeatedly
February 17, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Audio Recording of me touching a stove and running away repeatedly
the music budget alone for this would be utterly unthinkable to a modern television executive … that’s a lot of professional musicians producing that sleazy, overcomplicated cotton candy your hearing
And ironically the message would be seen as woke times 100 now
And ironically the message would be seen as woke times 100 now
February 17, 2026 at 5:11 AM
the music budget alone for this would be utterly unthinkable to a modern television executive … that’s a lot of professional musicians producing that sleazy, overcomplicated cotton candy your hearing
And ironically the message would be seen as woke times 100 now
And ironically the message would be seen as woke times 100 now
Seriously, you’d all love this motherfucker. We were sort of local music scene acquaintances before we joined the same band in 2002 in our 20s and we were instant friends; bonding over fathers who failed us.
To know him is to love him
To know him is to love him
My old singer just hit out with:
Sweet Child O’miiiine
(BAH BAH BAHHHH)
Good times never seemed so gooood
What a guy
Sweet Child O’miiiine
(BAH BAH BAHHHH)
Good times never seemed so gooood
What a guy
February 17, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Seriously, you’d all love this motherfucker. We were sort of local music scene acquaintances before we joined the same band in 2002 in our 20s and we were instant friends; bonding over fathers who failed us.
To know him is to love him
To know him is to love him
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Guys, the Tam-Tam is the loud splashy one that looks like a bullseye
A Gong is the mellower sounding one with a nipple
Get it right
A Gong is the mellower sounding one with a nipple
Get it right
February 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Guys, the Tam-Tam is the loud splashy one that looks like a bullseye
A Gong is the mellower sounding one with a nipple
Get it right
A Gong is the mellower sounding one with a nipple
Get it right
The body heat melts the jack
February 17, 2026 at 1:41 AM
The body heat melts the jack
I remember when this came out, an old buddy of mine joked that DDL had shot himself in the back of the head in order to get into character
February 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I remember when this came out, an old buddy of mine joked that DDL had shot himself in the back of the head in order to get into character
A fav is a “here! here!” from a stranger in the town hall of da woild
February 17, 2026 at 12:05 AM
A fav is a “here! here!” from a stranger in the town hall of da woild
If Ukrainians were brown, Hillary would be posting about her favorite tv shows picked out by an assistant
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
If Ukrainians were brown, Hillary would be posting about her favorite tv shows picked out by an assistant
That’s some nice war artifacts you got there, you nasty-ass bitch
Ukraine is the front line in a wider fight for democracy.
@munsecconf.bsky.social Ukraine House installation featured powerful contrasts in the scale of this war's artifacts. Compare a shot-down Russian drone versus a smaller Ukrainian interceptor (with me & MSC Chair Wolfgang Ischinger for scale).
@munsecconf.bsky.social Ukraine House installation featured powerful contrasts in the scale of this war's artifacts. Compare a shot-down Russian drone versus a smaller Ukrainian interceptor (with me & MSC Chair Wolfgang Ischinger for scale).
February 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
That’s some nice war artifacts you got there, you nasty-ass bitch
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Y’all swear these people are different somehow
February 16, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Y’all swear these people are different somehow
Anybody make a joke about that movie interstellar where Matthew McConaughey says he stays the same age and everybody else ages 70 years or whatever?
Free post idea
Free post idea
February 16, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Anybody make a joke about that movie interstellar where Matthew McConaughey says he stays the same age and everybody else ages 70 years or whatever?
Free post idea
Free post idea
Tom Hagen sleeps with the fishes
February 16, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Tom Hagen sleeps with the fishes
I’d be much obliged if you’d kindly vote Tammany, friend
February 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I’d be much obliged if you’d kindly vote Tammany, friend
Are trans people a gigantic target of the right wing or are they not? It is an ethical and moral imperative to protect those targeted by the right wing or else what is your party for? What do they believe in?
Apply your logic to any scapegoated out-group in our history and defend your position.
Apply your logic to any scapegoated out-group in our history and defend your position.
Is right now a good time for the democrats in Congress to be very public about fighting for trans rights? And I’m not sure what slur you’re accusing me of using, but if I’ve said something wrong please do let me know.
February 16, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Are trans people a gigantic target of the right wing or are they not? It is an ethical and moral imperative to protect those targeted by the right wing or else what is your party for? What do they believe in?
Apply your logic to any scapegoated out-group in our history and defend your position.
Apply your logic to any scapegoated out-group in our history and defend your position.