“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
My name isn’t actually Marvin at all
I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
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“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
· Jan 2
OLDE FOOTY CLIP THREAD 🧵
Filbert Street, 1976 - Lou Macari, a good bloke and ex-Celtic player puts Man United into the lead over Leicester City in this FA Cup tie. At the end you’ll notice United keeper Alex Stepney wearing a baseball hat, not uncommon on sunny days back then
Filbert Street, 1976 - Lou Macari, a good bloke and ex-Celtic player puts Man United into the lead over Leicester City in this FA Cup tie. At the end you’ll notice United keeper Alex Stepney wearing a baseball hat, not uncommon on sunny days back then
This inspired me to post some random vintage nhl masks with some alt text info; little autism info brain dump for you … how would you like that?! Yeah? Good.
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 AM
This inspired me to post some random vintage nhl masks with some alt text info; little autism info brain dump for you … how would you like that?! Yeah? Good.
Friday the 13th would be preposterous if Jason was wearing a modern goalie’s mask
February 14, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Friday the 13th would be preposterous if Jason was wearing a modern goalie’s mask
You really must check out the Aurora Boreanaz when you’re up north
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM
You really must check out the Aurora Boreanaz when you’re up north
Seeing that clip of the school kid punching the chud, I’m reminded of one of many peculiar diatribes in the Bill James Historical BB Abstract where he relates an anecdote about Early Wynn telling a Black player “I don’t drink with N—“ and getting punched and James asserts the puncher was worse
February 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Seeing that clip of the school kid punching the chud, I’m reminded of one of many peculiar diatribes in the Bill James Historical BB Abstract where he relates an anecdote about Early Wynn telling a Black player “I don’t drink with N—“ and getting punched and James asserts the puncher was worse
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Alternate universe niche microcelebrity tl lore be like
“Shit part is false…”
“Shit part is false…”
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Alternate universe niche microcelebrity tl lore be like
“Shit part is false…”
“Shit part is false…”
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posts that are hard, posts that are funky
it can get u hooked like a crackhead junkie
it can get u hooked like a crackhead junkie
January 22, 2026 at 6:13 PM
posts that are hard, posts that are funky
it can get u hooked like a crackhead junkie
it can get u hooked like a crackhead junkie
Just shitmogged this toilet
February 14, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Just shitmogged this toilet
If Wyatt Earp had been born in the 1990s, his whole adult personality would be shaped by having been called “Wyatt Derp” by classmates as a kid
February 14, 2026 at 12:44 AM
If Wyatt Earp had been born in the 1990s, his whole adult personality would be shaped by having been called “Wyatt Derp” by classmates as a kid
“Hey, you see this morning’s Hi and Lois? Hysterical”
Wonder if these words ever happened
Wonder if these words ever happened
February 13, 2026 at 9:41 PM
“Hey, you see this morning’s Hi and Lois? Hysterical”
Wonder if these words ever happened
Wonder if these words ever happened
Cracking my old singer up in the text messages with bangers like
“He’s just Don Henley for people who think they’re too smart for Don Henley”
(Talking about Paul Simon)
“He’s just Don Henley for people who think they’re too smart for Don Henley”
(Talking about Paul Simon)
February 13, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Cracking my old singer up in the text messages with bangers like
“He’s just Don Henley for people who think they’re too smart for Don Henley”
(Talking about Paul Simon)
“He’s just Don Henley for people who think they’re too smart for Don Henley”
(Talking about Paul Simon)
Admittedly, this isn’t true of Ed Sullivan but hosting a talk show used to be a specialized skill… it’s impossible to imagine Theo Von or Joe Rogan in the chair of a Letterman or Carson, Steve Allen, whoever… even a schmuck like Jay Leno had a basic competence miles beyond these feckless twits
February 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Admittedly, this isn’t true of Ed Sullivan but hosting a talk show used to be a specialized skill… it’s impossible to imagine Theo Von or Joe Rogan in the chair of a Letterman or Carson, Steve Allen, whoever… even a schmuck like Jay Leno had a basic competence miles beyond these feckless twits
Bear Bryant and The Junction Boys was 70 years ago … this twisted shit is endemic to the sport.
A 16 year old San Antonio kid was essentially killed by a football coaching staff during an offseason workout.
Players were subjected to punishment drills and repeatedly noted the distress of their teammate, to no avail.
After he collapsed, the rest of the team was compelled to continue the drill.
Players were subjected to punishment drills and repeatedly noted the distress of their teammate, to no avail.
After he collapsed, the rest of the team was compelled to continue the drill.
February 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Bear Bryant and The Junction Boys was 70 years ago … this twisted shit is endemic to the sport.
He’s electable if you vote for him
February 13, 2026 at 7:20 PM
He’s electable if you vote for him
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I need folks to understand this. The idea that local police forces will intervene at scale against ICE is a utopian fantasy totally disconnected from how policing has always worked
Police departments across the US are quietly leveraging school district security cameras to assist Donald Trump’s mass immigration enforcement campaign, an investigation by @the74.bsky.social reveals.
February 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I need folks to understand this. The idea that local police forces will intervene at scale against ICE is a utopian fantasy totally disconnected from how policing has always worked
Elect me and I will seize control of this publication and turn it into a monthly magazine of cat photos
Rod Dreher has fueled some of the more apocalyptic currents on the Trumpist right. Robert F. Worth spoke with the writer to understand his worldview:
Rod Dreher Thinks the Enlightenment Was a Mistake
The influential author derides secularism and the modern world. Conservatives—including the vice president—are joining him on a march back to the Middle Ages.
bit.ly
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Elect me and I will seize control of this publication and turn it into a monthly magazine of cat photos
Trying to pinpoint when I died so that I can remember, accept it and get out of this timeline a la Jacob’s Ladder (1990)
February 13, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Trying to pinpoint when I died so that I can remember, accept it and get out of this timeline a la Jacob’s Ladder (1990)
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There is no discourse I hate more that picky eater discourse except picky eater discourse centered around quote tweeting a dogshit ai slop graphic
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
There is no discourse I hate more that picky eater discourse except picky eater discourse centered around quote tweeting a dogshit ai slop graphic
So the rest of the world is going to weed out leaders with ties to Epstein and the USA is going to weed out critics of the leaders with ties to Epstein and continue on the path to hell
February 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
So the rest of the world is going to weed out leaders with ties to Epstein and the USA is going to weed out critics of the leaders with ties to Epstein and continue on the path to hell
We desperately need something good to happen
February 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
We desperately need something good to happen
Rehab Addict
Guy that just repeatedly gets checked in to rehabs
That’s what that sounds like to me
Guy that just repeatedly gets checked in to rehabs
That’s what that sounds like to me
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Rehab Addict
Guy that just repeatedly gets checked in to rehabs
That’s what that sounds like to me
Guy that just repeatedly gets checked in to rehabs
That’s what that sounds like to me
When you have a mangled immune system, a cold is fucking horrible
I missed a few days of work because of a COLD
Ridiculous… I’m working today and I feel totally wiped out
I missed a few days of work because of a COLD
Ridiculous… I’m working today and I feel totally wiped out
February 12, 2026 at 3:31 PM
When you have a mangled immune system, a cold is fucking horrible
I missed a few days of work because of a COLD
Ridiculous… I’m working today and I feel totally wiped out
I missed a few days of work because of a COLD
Ridiculous… I’m working today and I feel totally wiped out
Will Stencils is just some internet guy nobody except us has any clue about
There’s thousands of guys, he’s just one of them and we do not need to pay any attention to him I swear to you
There’s thousands of guys, he’s just one of them and we do not need to pay any attention to him I swear to you
February 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Will Stencils is just some internet guy nobody except us has any clue about
There’s thousands of guys, he’s just one of them and we do not need to pay any attention to him I swear to you
There’s thousands of guys, he’s just one of them and we do not need to pay any attention to him I swear to you
This is so fucking crazy … we are ruled by unbelievable monsters
Every instinct you’ve ever had that these people are fucked is correct
Every instinct you’ve ever had that these people are fucked is correct
Thomas Massie is cooking right now and explicitly states that UAE Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem was sending torture videos to Epstein
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This is so fucking crazy … we are ruled by unbelievable monsters
Every instinct you’ve ever had that these people are fucked is correct
Every instinct you’ve ever had that these people are fucked is correct
Get it on
Filet mignon
Get it on
Filet mignon
Get it on
February 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Get it on
Filet mignon
Get it on
Filet mignon
Get it on
February 10, 2026 at 2:53 AM