“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
My name isn’t actually Marvin at all
I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
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“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
· Jan 2
OLDE FOOTY CLIP THREAD 🧵
Filbert Street, 1976 - Lou Macari, a good bloke and ex-Celtic player puts Man United into the lead over Leicester City in this FA Cup tie. At the end you’ll notice United keeper Alex Stepney wearing a baseball hat, not uncommon on sunny days back then
Filbert Street, 1976 - Lou Macari, a good bloke and ex-Celtic player puts Man United into the lead over Leicester City in this FA Cup tie. At the end you’ll notice United keeper Alex Stepney wearing a baseball hat, not uncommon on sunny days back then
I hope the Chinese people know that while I’m pretty useless and probably have the equivalent of a 5th grade Chinese education, I’m a real sweetie and would very much like to pet a panda
February 16, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I hope the Chinese people know that while I’m pretty useless and probably have the equivalent of a 5th grade Chinese education, I’m a real sweetie and would very much like to pet a panda
PRO TIP:
You can sing the phrase “Everybody’s Surfin’ - Surfin’ USA” to the melody from the theme of TV’s Hawaii 5-0 (the old one)
You can sing the phrase “Everybody’s Surfin’ - Surfin’ USA” to the melody from the theme of TV’s Hawaii 5-0 (the old one)
February 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
PRO TIP:
You can sing the phrase “Everybody’s Surfin’ - Surfin’ USA” to the melody from the theme of TV’s Hawaii 5-0 (the old one)
You can sing the phrase “Everybody’s Surfin’ - Surfin’ USA” to the melody from the theme of TV’s Hawaii 5-0 (the old one)
I’ve seen my own fav of a post disappear right before my eyes like 5 times the last hour
February 16, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I’ve seen my own fav of a post disappear right before my eyes like 5 times the last hour
The Coen remake of True Grit was better than the 1969 original for exactly two key reasons, imo:
The framing was closer to the book and better incorporated its humor
The performance by the girl who played Mattie was exceptionally good and she’s the star of the film imo
The framing was closer to the book and better incorporated its humor
The performance by the girl who played Mattie was exceptionally good and she’s the star of the film imo
February 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
The Coen remake of True Grit was better than the 1969 original for exactly two key reasons, imo:
The framing was closer to the book and better incorporated its humor
The performance by the girl who played Mattie was exceptionally good and she’s the star of the film imo
The framing was closer to the book and better incorporated its humor
The performance by the girl who played Mattie was exceptionally good and she’s the star of the film imo
My mother was chatting with a lady in her building and the lady said of RFK Jr “regardless of politics, you have to admit he’s very kind” and my mom (screaming internally) told her “kind is not a word I’d use for him” and basically had to subtly warn her to drop the topic immediately or else
The RFK number seems like a massive failure of the media to explain what RFK is doing to our public health system and how catastrophic it will be
Net favorability of how Americans view
Trump: -18
Hegseth: -15
Vance: -14
Rubio: -10
RFK Jr: -4
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
Trump: -18
Hegseth: -15
Vance: -14
Rubio: -10
RFK Jr: -4
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
February 15, 2026 at 8:07 PM
My mother was chatting with a lady in her building and the lady said of RFK Jr “regardless of politics, you have to admit he’s very kind” and my mom (screaming internally) told her “kind is not a word I’d use for him” and basically had to subtly warn her to drop the topic immediately or else
The sickly yellow hue of AI slop
February 15, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The sickly yellow hue of AI slop
As someone of Catholic Irish lineage who likes reading and learned my family’s history here and back in Ireland, I have a decidedly less complimentary view of the English and Scots-Irish “heritage” of this country and it’s absolutely NOT MY heritage … most Americans are NOT English or Ulster Scot
February 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
As someone of Catholic Irish lineage who likes reading and learned my family’s history here and back in Ireland, I have a decidedly less complimentary view of the English and Scots-Irish “heritage” of this country and it’s absolutely NOT MY heritage … most Americans are NOT English or Ulster Scot
Alternate universe Alice In Chains song about vaccinations
“Yeeeaaaaahhh here comes the booster”
“Yeeeaaaaahhh here comes the booster”
One-eyed drunkard gunfighter who also promotes vaccine health … Booster Cogburn
February 15, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Alternate universe Alice In Chains song about vaccinations
“Yeeeaaaaahhh here comes the booster”
“Yeeeaaaaahhh here comes the booster”
One-eyed drunkard gunfighter who also promotes vaccine health … Booster Cogburn
February 15, 2026 at 5:00 AM
One-eyed drunkard gunfighter who also promotes vaccine health … Booster Cogburn
Speaking of Peckinpah, one of my favorite Python bits - I know half these guys aged into buffoons but this was revolutionary shit putting this on tv sets in 1971; it’s almost impossible for people born post-internet to fully appreciate and it’s still wonderfully silly 55 years later
February 15, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Speaking of Peckinpah, one of my favorite Python bits - I know half these guys aged into buffoons but this was revolutionary shit putting this on tv sets in 1971; it’s almost impossible for people born post-internet to fully appreciate and it’s still wonderfully silly 55 years later
It’s kind of touching now to think that when Sam Peckinpah directed The Wild Bunch (1970), he thought that the vivid depictions of gun violence would disgust viewers into a point of moral clarity about it and was troubled when a good portion of them instead emerged eager for more
February 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
It’s kind of touching now to think that when Sam Peckinpah directed The Wild Bunch (1970), he thought that the vivid depictions of gun violence would disgust viewers into a point of moral clarity about it and was troubled when a good portion of them instead emerged eager for more
Dancing is completely different
Radically so
Gloves are mandatory in conservative settings
Radically so
Gloves are mandatory in conservative settings
Instead of penises, one silly looking oversized finger on either hand.
Everyone has vulvas
You finger yourself if you want to make a baby. Nobody knows how it works but somehow you get pregnant if you do it enough.
People still look the same otherwise
Everybody produces breast milk
Everyone has vulvas
You finger yourself if you want to make a baby. Nobody knows how it works but somehow you get pregnant if you do it enough.
People still look the same otherwise
Everybody produces breast milk
February 14, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Dancing is completely different
Radically so
Gloves are mandatory in conservative settings
Radically so
Gloves are mandatory in conservative settings
Instead of penises, one silly looking oversized finger on either hand.
Everyone has vulvas
You finger yourself if you want to make a baby. Nobody knows how it works but somehow you get pregnant if you do it enough.
People still look the same otherwise
Everybody produces breast milk
Everyone has vulvas
You finger yourself if you want to make a baby. Nobody knows how it works but somehow you get pregnant if you do it enough.
People still look the same otherwise
Everybody produces breast milk
February 14, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Instead of penises, one silly looking oversized finger on either hand.
Everyone has vulvas
You finger yourself if you want to make a baby. Nobody knows how it works but somehow you get pregnant if you do it enough.
People still look the same otherwise
Everybody produces breast milk
Everyone has vulvas
You finger yourself if you want to make a baby. Nobody knows how it works but somehow you get pregnant if you do it enough.
People still look the same otherwise
Everybody produces breast milk
In that dumb song “Shooting Star” (Bad Company) Paul Rodgers says “now he’s in a rock n roll outfit” which is a hilarious word to describe a band… Outfit. Like the mob. Peter Cetera, of the Chicago outfit. George Thorogood of the Delaware outfit.
Ridiculous
Ridiculous
February 14, 2026 at 10:44 PM
In that dumb song “Shooting Star” (Bad Company) Paul Rodgers says “now he’s in a rock n roll outfit” which is a hilarious word to describe a band… Outfit. Like the mob. Peter Cetera, of the Chicago outfit. George Thorogood of the Delaware outfit.
Ridiculous
Ridiculous
“I’ve been informed my post is AI”
“I see no reason to take it down”
Block account
“I see no reason to take it down”
Block account
February 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
“I’ve been informed my post is AI”
“I see no reason to take it down”
Block account
“I see no reason to take it down”
Block account
This inspired me to post some random vintage nhl masks with some alt text info; little autism info brain dump for you … how would you like that?! Yeah? Good.
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 AM
This inspired me to post some random vintage nhl masks with some alt text info; little autism info brain dump for you … how would you like that?! Yeah? Good.
Friday the 13th would be preposterous if Jason was wearing a modern goalie’s mask
February 14, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Friday the 13th would be preposterous if Jason was wearing a modern goalie’s mask
You really must check out the Aurora Boreanaz when you’re up north
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM
You really must check out the Aurora Boreanaz when you’re up north
Seeing that clip of the school kid punching the chud, I’m reminded of one of many peculiar diatribes in the Bill James Historical BB Abstract where he relates an anecdote about Early Wynn telling a Black player “I don’t drink with N—“ and getting punched and James asserts the puncher was worse
February 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Seeing that clip of the school kid punching the chud, I’m reminded of one of many peculiar diatribes in the Bill James Historical BB Abstract where he relates an anecdote about Early Wynn telling a Black player “I don’t drink with N—“ and getting punched and James asserts the puncher was worse
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Alternate universe niche microcelebrity tl lore be like
“Shit part is false…”
“Shit part is false…”
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Alternate universe niche microcelebrity tl lore be like
“Shit part is false…”
“Shit part is false…”
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posts that are hard, posts that are funky
it can get u hooked like a crackhead junkie
it can get u hooked like a crackhead junkie
January 22, 2026 at 6:13 PM
posts that are hard, posts that are funky
it can get u hooked like a crackhead junkie
it can get u hooked like a crackhead junkie
Just shitmogged this toilet
February 14, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Just shitmogged this toilet
If Wyatt Earp had been born in the 1990s, his whole adult personality would be shaped by having been called “Wyatt Derp” by classmates as a kid
February 14, 2026 at 12:44 AM
If Wyatt Earp had been born in the 1990s, his whole adult personality would be shaped by having been called “Wyatt Derp” by classmates as a kid
“Hey, you see this morning’s Hi and Lois? Hysterical”
Wonder if these words ever happened
Wonder if these words ever happened
February 13, 2026 at 9:41 PM
“Hey, you see this morning’s Hi and Lois? Hysterical”
Wonder if these words ever happened
Wonder if these words ever happened
Cracking my old singer up in the text messages with bangers like
“He’s just Don Henley for people who think they’re too smart for Don Henley”
(Talking about Paul Simon)
“He’s just Don Henley for people who think they’re too smart for Don Henley”
(Talking about Paul Simon)
February 13, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Cracking my old singer up in the text messages with bangers like
“He’s just Don Henley for people who think they’re too smart for Don Henley”
(Talking about Paul Simon)
“He’s just Don Henley for people who think they’re too smart for Don Henley”
(Talking about Paul Simon)