“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
My name isn’t actually Marvin at all
I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
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“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
· Mar 22
Don’t quote riff without faving
Everyone’s gone to the movies,
Now we’re alone, fuckaaaaaaasssss
Now we’re alone, fuckaaaaaaasssss
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Everyone’s gone to the movies,
Now we’re alone, fuckaaaaaaasssss
Now we’re alone, fuckaaaaaaasssss
Pack of beef tallow cigarettes, please
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Pack of beef tallow cigarettes, please
BREAKING:
American Football Coach Relative of Older American Football Coach
American Football Coach Relative of Older American Football Coach
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
BREAKING:
American Football Coach Relative of Older American Football Coach
American Football Coach Relative of Older American Football Coach
My popular with friends feed is broke
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My popular with friends feed is broke
In other news, Liverpool have decided to take this year off after the hard work of last year’s title run
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
In other news, Liverpool have decided to take this year off after the hard work of last year’s title run
My vixen, my large-faced princess… I will force open your ear canal and deposit my putrid life force
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My vixen, my large-faced princess… I will force open your ear canal and deposit my putrid life force
Force open your mouth by squeezing your cheeks while also holding your nose
Man what
Do you yell “TAKE THE PAIN!” like Barnes in Platoon while you do this?
Man what
Do you yell “TAKE THE PAIN!” like Barnes in Platoon while you do this?
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Force open your mouth by squeezing your cheeks while also holding your nose
Man what
Do you yell “TAKE THE PAIN!” like Barnes in Platoon while you do this?
Man what
Do you yell “TAKE THE PAIN!” like Barnes in Platoon while you do this?
Trump officially declares Zohran week and demands stimulus checks of $50000 be issued to all New York residents
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Trump officially declares Zohran week and demands stimulus checks of $50000 be issued to all New York residents
You can take any famous Richard from history and make him a guy from America born between 1940-1970 by calling him Rick or Rich… like
Richard Wagner: composer, deranged antisemite
Rick Wagner: forklift operator from Pontiac, MI and probably a deranged antisemite
Richard Wagner: composer, deranged antisemite
Rick Wagner: forklift operator from Pontiac, MI and probably a deranged antisemite
The name Richard seems to have almost vanished
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
You can take any famous Richard from history and make him a guy from America born between 1940-1970 by calling him Rick or Rich… like
Richard Wagner: composer, deranged antisemite
Rick Wagner: forklift operator from Pontiac, MI and probably a deranged antisemite
Richard Wagner: composer, deranged antisemite
Rick Wagner: forklift operator from Pontiac, MI and probably a deranged antisemite
The name Richard seems to have almost vanished
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The name Richard seems to have almost vanished
Don’t say zeitgeist around me. It is a silly word and surely you can phrase your point in some other fashion.
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Don’t say zeitgeist around me. It is a silly word and surely you can phrase your point in some other fashion.
It’s baloney all niiiight
When I put my arms around you
When I put my arms around you
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It’s baloney all niiiight
When I put my arms around you
When I put my arms around you
Not 100% but my best guess based on a little digging is that this is Ed Taylor, a defensive back for the Jets in the late 1970s
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Not 100% but my best guess based on a little digging is that this is Ed Taylor, a defensive back for the Jets in the late 1970s
Our founding fathers championed using the Jews as Armageddon bait
By Mike Pence
By Mike Pence
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Our founding fathers championed using the Jews as Armageddon bait
By Mike Pence
By Mike Pence
Free dead bird on a Saturday night
I never seen such a beautiful sight
I never seen such a beautiful sight
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Free dead bird on a Saturday night
I never seen such a beautiful sight
I never seen such a beautiful sight
Reposted by “MARV”
(Hetfield Metallica voice)
HEY!
(Hey!)
I’M YOUR WIFE
HEY!
(Hey!)
I’M YOUR WIFE
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
(Hetfield Metallica voice)
HEY!
(Hey!)
I’M YOUR WIFE
HEY!
(Hey!)
I’M YOUR WIFE
Just realized I’m missing the word “find” here
I been around the world
And I, I
I can’t Ned Beatty
And I, I
I can’t Ned Beatty
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Just realized I’m missing the word “find” here
I been around the world
And I, I
I can’t Ned Beatty
And I, I
I can’t Ned Beatty
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I been around the world
And I, I
I can’t Ned Beatty
And I, I
I can’t Ned Beatty
We'll live forever, knowin' together that We did it all for the glory of love and the nookie so you can take this cookie and stick it up your Yeah! stick it up your Yeah!
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
We'll live forever, knowin' together that We did it all for the glory of love and the nookie so you can take this cookie and stick it up your Yeah! stick it up your Yeah!
There’s people out there, millions of ‘em, who think the Epstein victims are just bitter sluts. That’s who Michael Tracey et al write articles for. The kind of people who find Humbert Humbert quite reliable as a narrator.
This is not a small problem
This is not a small problem
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
There’s people out there, millions of ‘em, who think the Epstein victims are just bitter sluts. That’s who Michael Tracey et al write articles for. The kind of people who find Humbert Humbert quite reliable as a narrator.
This is not a small problem
This is not a small problem
Hey Nineteen 5:07
(Becker/Fagen/Olbermann)
(Becker/Fagen/Olbermann)
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Hey Nineteen 5:07
(Becker/Fagen/Olbermann)
(Becker/Fagen/Olbermann)