“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
My name isn’t actually Marvin at all
I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
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“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
· Jan 2
OLDE FOOTY CLIP THREAD 🧵
Filbert Street, 1976 - Lou Macari, a good bloke and ex-Celtic player puts Man United into the lead over Leicester City in this FA Cup tie. At the end you’ll notice United keeper Alex Stepney wearing a baseball hat, not uncommon on sunny days back then
Filbert Street, 1976 - Lou Macari, a good bloke and ex-Celtic player puts Man United into the lead over Leicester City in this FA Cup tie. At the end you’ll notice United keeper Alex Stepney wearing a baseball hat, not uncommon on sunny days back then
“Popular With Friends” and it’s just a bunch of buttholes
February 18, 2026 at 3:13 PM
“Popular With Friends” and it’s just a bunch of buttholes
They’ve successfully created a system so cartoonishly corrupt, so totally devoid of accountability and so interconnected that if you try to explain 5% of it to an average person, you sound unhinged
I feel like my brain is being squeezed
I feel like my brain is being squeezed
February 18, 2026 at 3:05 PM
They’ve successfully created a system so cartoonishly corrupt, so totally devoid of accountability and so interconnected that if you try to explain 5% of it to an average person, you sound unhinged
I feel like my brain is being squeezed
I feel like my brain is being squeezed
Oh you wanted to download music to your iPod touch because you have a giant collection and tastes not given to streaming? And that music is not available at iTunes store? It’s ONLY available on Amazon Music and you’d like to buy it?
Mr. Bezos needs $13/mo. first!
No, not doing it, lizard.
Mr. Bezos needs $13/mo. first!
No, not doing it, lizard.
February 18, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Oh you wanted to download music to your iPod touch because you have a giant collection and tastes not given to streaming? And that music is not available at iTunes store? It’s ONLY available on Amazon Music and you’d like to buy it?
Mr. Bezos needs $13/mo. first!
No, not doing it, lizard.
Mr. Bezos needs $13/mo. first!
No, not doing it, lizard.
That guy comparing obesity with polio literally cannot fucking read and there’s millions of these goons; NUMBERS GUYS… “IM GOOD WITH NUMBERS”
The greatest monsters are all math whizzes
What do the numbers mean in REAL LIFE, you glorified calculator
Always at the mercy of these goddamn anti-human, reductionist twats … all of us
What do the numbers mean in REAL LIFE, you glorified calculator
Always at the mercy of these goddamn anti-human, reductionist twats … all of us
February 18, 2026 at 4:30 AM
That guy comparing obesity with polio literally cannot fucking read and there’s millions of these goons; NUMBERS GUYS… “IM GOOD WITH NUMBERS”
The greatest monsters are all math whizzes
What do the numbers mean in REAL LIFE, you glorified calculator
Always at the mercy of these goddamn anti-human, reductionist twats … all of us
What do the numbers mean in REAL LIFE, you glorified calculator
Always at the mercy of these goddamn anti-human, reductionist twats … all of us
February 18, 2026 at 4:13 AM
The greatest monsters are all math whizzes
What do the numbers mean in REAL LIFE, you glorified calculator
Always at the mercy of these goddamn anti-human, reductionist twats … all of us
What do the numbers mean in REAL LIFE, you glorified calculator
Always at the mercy of these goddamn anti-human, reductionist twats … all of us
I can’t get that 70s Philadelphia news commercial thing people posted out of my head now
I can’t think of any NY TriState news thing like it from childhood … only the IIIIII love New Yoooorrrrrk commercial
The only PA thing we heard about was The Poconos and “Beautiful Mt. Airy Lodge”
I can’t think of any NY TriState news thing like it from childhood … only the IIIIII love New Yoooorrrrrk commercial
The only PA thing we heard about was The Poconos and “Beautiful Mt. Airy Lodge”
February 18, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I can’t get that 70s Philadelphia news commercial thing people posted out of my head now
I can’t think of any NY TriState news thing like it from childhood … only the IIIIII love New Yoooorrrrrk commercial
The only PA thing we heard about was The Poconos and “Beautiful Mt. Airy Lodge”
I can’t think of any NY TriState news thing like it from childhood … only the IIIIII love New Yoooorrrrrk commercial
The only PA thing we heard about was The Poconos and “Beautiful Mt. Airy Lodge”
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these crimes are so brazen and widespread any system worth defending would've already ended his presidency. the fact nothing will happen but continued suffering and criminality is damning
February 18, 2026 at 12:47 AM
these crimes are so brazen and widespread any system worth defending would've already ended his presidency. the fact nothing will happen but continued suffering and criminality is damning
The funny one in the gang of ruffians beating your ass is like “C’monnn down” as you desperately turtle
This would be weird … a loop of this as you get beat up
February 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The funny one in the gang of ruffians beating your ass is like “C’monnn down” as you desperately turtle
This would be weird … a loop of this as you get beat up
February 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
This would be weird … a loop of this as you get beat up
Barry Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
February 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Barry Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
I think the sniping at trans people is exactly what gets a lot of Newsom stans going. They hate trans people every bit as much as chuds do.
February 17, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I think the sniping at trans people is exactly what gets a lot of Newsom stans going. They hate trans people every bit as much as chuds do.
One more thing, Jesse reading Green Eggs and Ham on tv was hysterically funny
February 17, 2026 at 8:49 PM
One more thing, Jesse reading Green Eggs and Ham on tv was hysterically funny
An important breakthrough for me in understanding the USA as I aged was the ignorant way a figure like Jesse Jackson was portrayed by grownups in the suburban environments I grew up in and contrasting it with the actual person, warts and all, and reckoning with how insane it was
RIP Jesse Jackson
RIP Jesse Jackson
February 17, 2026 at 8:44 PM
An important breakthrough for me in understanding the USA as I aged was the ignorant way a figure like Jesse Jackson was portrayed by grownups in the suburban environments I grew up in and contrasting it with the actual person, warts and all, and reckoning with how insane it was
RIP Jesse Jackson
RIP Jesse Jackson
Hey everybody
Check out this fucking guy 👎
Check out this fucking guy 👎
i never need to hear about it when someone claps back at someone else. none of my business
February 17, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Hey everybody
Check out this fucking guy 👎
Check out this fucking guy 👎
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Tharrr sheee blowwws
Thar she blows again
Thar she blows again
September 22, 2023 at 2:23 PM
Tharrr sheee blowwws
Thar she blows again
Thar she blows again
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It’s so hard to have a reasonable conversation about AI, because people refuse to see the massive upsides of job elimination, higher electrical bills, hard drive shortages, poisoning black people in Memphis, and an economy where a handful of pedos with bad hair control your life
February 17, 2026 at 5:48 PM
It’s so hard to have a reasonable conversation about AI, because people refuse to see the massive upsides of job elimination, higher electrical bills, hard drive shortages, poisoning black people in Memphis, and an economy where a handful of pedos with bad hair control your life
I heat up
I can’t cool down
I heat up
Like a burning clown
Burning clown
Full of desire
I can’t cool down
I heat up
Like a burning clown
Burning clown
Full of desire
February 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I heat up
I can’t cool down
I heat up
Like a burning clown
Burning clown
Full of desire
I can’t cool down
I heat up
Like a burning clown
Burning clown
Full of desire
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This is a song about making stock
February 17, 2026 at 4:41 PM
This is a song about making stock
Audio Recording of me touching a stove and running away repeatedly
February 17, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Audio Recording of me touching a stove and running away repeatedly
the music budget alone for this would be utterly unthinkable to a modern television executive … that’s a lot of professional musicians producing that sleazy, overcomplicated cotton candy your hearing
And ironically the message would be seen as woke times 100 now
And ironically the message would be seen as woke times 100 now
February 17, 2026 at 5:11 AM
the music budget alone for this would be utterly unthinkable to a modern television executive … that’s a lot of professional musicians producing that sleazy, overcomplicated cotton candy your hearing
And ironically the message would be seen as woke times 100 now
And ironically the message would be seen as woke times 100 now
Seriously, you’d all love this motherfucker. We were sort of local music scene acquaintances before we joined the same band in 2002 in our 20s and we were instant friends; bonding over fathers who failed us.
To know him is to love him
To know him is to love him
My old singer just hit out with:
Sweet Child O’miiiine
(BAH BAH BAHHHH)
Good times never seemed so gooood
What a guy
Sweet Child O’miiiine
(BAH BAH BAHHHH)
Good times never seemed so gooood
What a guy
February 17, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Seriously, you’d all love this motherfucker. We were sort of local music scene acquaintances before we joined the same band in 2002 in our 20s and we were instant friends; bonding over fathers who failed us.
To know him is to love him
To know him is to love him
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Guys, the Tam-Tam is the loud splashy one that looks like a bullseye
A Gong is the mellower sounding one with a nipple
Get it right
A Gong is the mellower sounding one with a nipple
Get it right
February 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Guys, the Tam-Tam is the loud splashy one that looks like a bullseye
A Gong is the mellower sounding one with a nipple
Get it right
A Gong is the mellower sounding one with a nipple
Get it right
The body heat melts the jack
February 17, 2026 at 1:41 AM
The body heat melts the jack
I remember when this came out, an old buddy of mine joked that DDL had shot himself in the back of the head in order to get into character
February 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I remember when this came out, an old buddy of mine joked that DDL had shot himself in the back of the head in order to get into character
A fav is a “here! here!” from a stranger in the town hall of da woild
February 17, 2026 at 12:05 AM
A fav is a “here! here!” from a stranger in the town hall of da woild