“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
My name isn’t actually Marvin at all
I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
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“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
· Jan 2
OLDE FOOTY CLIP THREAD 🧵
Filbert Street, 1976 - Lou Macari, a good bloke and ex-Celtic player puts Man United into the lead over Leicester City in this FA Cup tie. At the end you’ll notice United keeper Alex Stepney wearing a baseball hat, not uncommon on sunny days back then
Filbert Street, 1976 - Lou Macari, a good bloke and ex-Celtic player puts Man United into the lead over Leicester City in this FA Cup tie. At the end you’ll notice United keeper Alex Stepney wearing a baseball hat, not uncommon on sunny days back then
So the rest of the world is going to weed out leaders with ties to Epstein and the USA is going to weed out critics of the leaders with ties to Epstein and continue on the path to hell
February 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
So the rest of the world is going to weed out leaders with ties to Epstein and the USA is going to weed out critics of the leaders with ties to Epstein and continue on the path to hell
We desperately need something good to happen
February 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
We desperately need something good to happen
Rehab Addict
Guy that just repeatedly gets checked in to rehabs
That’s what that sounds like to me
Guy that just repeatedly gets checked in to rehabs
That’s what that sounds like to me
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Rehab Addict
Guy that just repeatedly gets checked in to rehabs
That’s what that sounds like to me
Guy that just repeatedly gets checked in to rehabs
That’s what that sounds like to me
When you have a mangled immune system, a cold is fucking horrible
I missed a few days of work because of a COLD
Ridiculous… I’m working today and I feel totally wiped out
I missed a few days of work because of a COLD
Ridiculous… I’m working today and I feel totally wiped out
February 12, 2026 at 3:31 PM
When you have a mangled immune system, a cold is fucking horrible
I missed a few days of work because of a COLD
Ridiculous… I’m working today and I feel totally wiped out
I missed a few days of work because of a COLD
Ridiculous… I’m working today and I feel totally wiped out
Will Stencils is just some internet guy nobody except us has any clue about
There’s thousands of guys, he’s just one of them and we do not need to pay any attention to him I swear to you
There’s thousands of guys, he’s just one of them and we do not need to pay any attention to him I swear to you
February 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Will Stencils is just some internet guy nobody except us has any clue about
There’s thousands of guys, he’s just one of them and we do not need to pay any attention to him I swear to you
There’s thousands of guys, he’s just one of them and we do not need to pay any attention to him I swear to you
This is so fucking crazy … we are ruled by unbelievable monsters
Every instinct you’ve ever had that these people are fucked is correct
Every instinct you’ve ever had that these people are fucked is correct
Thomas Massie is cooking right now and explicitly states that UAE Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem was sending torture videos to Epstein
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This is so fucking crazy … we are ruled by unbelievable monsters
Every instinct you’ve ever had that these people are fucked is correct
Every instinct you’ve ever had that these people are fucked is correct
Get it on
Filet mignon
Get it on
Filet mignon
Get it on
February 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Get it on
Filet mignon
Get it on
Filet mignon
Get it on
February 10, 2026 at 2:53 AM
It should be illegal to do what Nick Shirley and libsoftiktok do
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 AM
It should be illegal to do what Nick Shirley and libsoftiktok do
The entire trajectory of the last 18 years is insanely different if Acosta and co. don’t save Epstein in 2007
It’s insane and enraging to think about
It’s insane and enraging to think about
February 10, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The entire trajectory of the last 18 years is insanely different if Acosta and co. don’t save Epstein in 2007
It’s insane and enraging to think about
It’s insane and enraging to think about
Years ago, a coworker was talking about her son and was like “Justin…” and I cut her off like “what’s his middle name? CASE? TIME? CREDIBLE?”
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Years ago, a coworker was talking about her son and was like “Justin…” and I cut her off like “what’s his middle name? CASE? TIME? CREDIBLE?”
Bastard and Commander
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Bastard and Commander
Reposted by “MARV”
Too Mast Too Furious
February 9, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Too Mast Too Furious
Master and Commander 2: Faster and Commander
February 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Master and Commander 2: Faster and Commander
Thaddeus “Tad” Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Thaddeus “Tad” Bunny
Elect me and the gambling companies will be ground to dust
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Elect me and the gambling companies will be ground to dust
Whoa bad bunny
Bam a lam
Bam a lam
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Whoa bad bunny
Bam a lam
Bam a lam
I’m so woke, this thing thinks I’m gay
💪
💪
February 9, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I’m so woke, this thing thinks I’m gay
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💪
I feel like this wasn’t even all that risqué a halftime program … there have been far more overtly sexual performances, these fucks get mad at everything like it’s the first time
Idiots, useless chaff
If we went back to the days when halftime was up with people and no one watched, they’d whine
Idiots, useless chaff
If we went back to the days when halftime was up with people and no one watched, they’d whine
February 9, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I feel like this wasn’t even all that risqué a halftime program … there have been far more overtly sexual performances, these fucks get mad at everything like it’s the first time
Idiots, useless chaff
If we went back to the days when halftime was up with people and no one watched, they’d whine
Idiots, useless chaff
If we went back to the days when halftime was up with people and no one watched, they’d whine
Morelike Pastryots because these birds ate them up
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Morelike Pastryots because these birds ate them up
This Super Bowl reminds me of Super Bowl IX (Steelers/Vikings) where the defensive front consistently disrupts everything an a smart secondary and linebacking corps pounce on the opportunities
Total asswhuppin
Total asswhuppin
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
This Super Bowl reminds me of Super Bowl IX (Steelers/Vikings) where the defensive front consistently disrupts everything an a smart secondary and linebacking corps pounce on the opportunities
Total asswhuppin
Total asswhuppin
I’d run 65 toss power trap here
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I’d run 65 toss power trap here
This would be the 2nd Seahawks Super Bowl win over the patriots if Pete Carroll wasn’t a fucking idiot
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
This would be the 2nd Seahawks Super Bowl win over the patriots if Pete Carroll wasn’t a fucking idiot
This is much too soon for the Patriots to be in the Super Bowl again… was hoping their horrid fans would spend a long time in the wilderness
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
This is much too soon for the Patriots to be in the Super Bowl again… was hoping their horrid fans would spend a long time in the wilderness
Unrelated backup offensive lineman for one of these teams named Brad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Unrelated backup offensive lineman for one of these teams named Brad Bunny