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Fatter and hotter irl. Being a terf is loser behavior. The Democrats are complicit trash. Banner art by Polly Nor.
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I watched Hellboy for the first time today
January 3, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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My New Year’s resolution is to be even more of a hater to “A.I.”

A soul-murdering scam to create a generation of dead-inside drones - if you use it on the reg you’re a clown at best and if you promote it you’re lower than the shit on Satan’s hoof, sorry I don’t make the rules etc.
January 1, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Happy New Year from Cole and Cooper
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I’m staying up specifically so Auld Lang Syne can make me cry as is tradition
January 1, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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lowkey crazy ohio state puts little butthole stickers on their helmets tho
January 1, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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Don't look away.
December 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I’m in the acid reflux mines today so I will not be drinking anything other than water and chamomile tea
December 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I made creamed kale and I might like it better than creamed spinach
December 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My favorite part about when my mom comes to visit is that every activity takes at least an hour after the proposed leave time before we can even entertain the idea of departure
December 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I book shopped today
December 31, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I remembered red eyeshadow exists so that’s my plan today
December 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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...To see if i still feel
December 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I put a deviled egg in my ramen today
December 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It’s snown
December 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The Detroit Red Wings!
December 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
In my ongoing saga to have more ceramic xmas trees I went and glazed one myself at a studio. If it turns out rad I will be making a halloween themed one in the future 👀
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’ve discovered mulled wine
December 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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laur of dern
December 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’m having fun with the Fallout show
December 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If you want a fun converse but you’re getting old and shit and need some support (me) might I suggest the run star hike platforms. I danced at the NIN show and it didn’t ruin me and they’re pretty good for walking too.
December 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Got the Chinese food order in ✅
December 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Why tf is this not my life
Chestnut, mushroom, and leek pasties, leek'n'carrot bake, or maybe some freshly-baked crusty sage-crusted bread? Heat up some of that leek and onion soup we had for dinner last night.
December 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Gm if you’re not making buttered toast and putting leftover deviled eggs on it this morning here’s your sign to
December 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I will not argue with my mom about the flu vaccine giving you the flu I will not argue with my mom about the flu vaccine giving you the flu I will not argue with my mom about the flu vaccine giving you the flu (I say this until the planet crashes into the sun)
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If you were Santa what would you want left out for you?
December 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM