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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 6h

save harder next time bitch

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 6h

tough times for people who got 2 million bucks for a book called "why everyone else failed but i did not"

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 6h

everyone who let trump off the hook after his first term should indeed be in jail just not under these circumstances

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Debt Peon (Tijuana Burrito Taxi) @debtpeon.bsky.social · 7h

🎶Jesus gave Charlie Kirk a horse ranch🎶

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ceej @ceej.online · Sep 25

using my star testimony at the corporate malfeasance trial to bring Suck It arms back in a big way

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 8h

ty 🙏

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 8h

a canceled creep is a chud now??

Ryan Adams Says “I Am Ashamed I Was Ever A Liberal” In Recent Facebook Post

trump hearing about this for the first time

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 1d

damn career counselor should’ve told me to be a pressure washer

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 1d

an underrated little pleasure is tracing concentric circles with the sink sprayer to shepherd veggies to the drain

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 1d

same for like 70% of public university donations and 100% of private university donations tbh

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 1d

much bigger fish to fry these days but this shit should absolutely not be tax deductible

former stanford football player donates 50M to football program

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 2d

don’t make em like that anymore (except in this one case)

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 2d

as soon as my classic agassis arrive it couldn’t be more over for these hoes at the municipal tennis courts

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 2d

yeah he has the behavioral traits too. i’m not letting cat 23andme give his dna to the feds but i’d be surprised if he wasn’t kinda close to full

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 3d

they're calling him the best coifed guy on that side of the couch

fluff ball cat with a big ol mane sticking straight out

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 3d

wish i'd known this before they watered down usaa benefits to pay rob gronkowski

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · Jun 9

the one good thing to come from the national guard is my dad using it to dodge vietnam and me using that to get military discounts

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 4d

touched moss this weekend

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 6d

gotta be our most cover-your-drink coded method of transportation

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 6d

at least one person who rides this thing must not be a weird pervert but i have yet to meet them

onewheel self balancing electric skateboard

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 7d

doing exclusively frauds that aren’t quite with it for small claims and definitely aren’t worth getting a lawyer

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 7d

people can steal like 5k from you and you don’t have any real recourse

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 7d

if you’re owed an amount that doesn’t make sense to involve a lawyer you’re just kind of fucked

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 8d

if you’re 6’3 and 25 lbs above your fighting weight there’s 5 guys on every roster with your stats but much more aesthetically

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