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justice for dank
Everyone in the green room thought dank should have been accepted here. Harrison challenged it at the break and he said they denied its use for either of the two parts of the clue. I still disagree
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
the worst kind of post is the one that gets sorta popular but not with any of your mufos
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
oh wow haven't seen this since upper midwest family parties like 20 years ago, they go hard
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
a 2008 onion headline foretold the contemporary global economy better than any nobel winner
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
increasingly hard to keep track of which political ghoul has sucked which political goblin's hog
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
women who date men are braver than the troops
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 AM
an easy cure for self doubt in your own sexy talk is reading a transcript of someone else's sexy talk
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 AM
spicy mazeman w mushrooms tofu + bok choy ๐Ÿ‘
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
and now theyโ€™re all drinking bud heavy with the lord ๐Ÿ˜ข
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
scientists say the final extant guy to list โ€œschool of hard knocksโ€ on his facebook has passed away. he was 47 and will be buried in his oakleys
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
stop building data centers and start financing my lifestyle again
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it was halcyon days when the vc cash was flowing into shit people actually wanted and you could get a cross town uber for $7
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i totally get how wikipedia is sustained by enthusiasts but like how does the quiznos wiki exist. whoโ€™s maintaining that one
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
broke: wingman
woke:
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
and he's still texting you from the grave
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
-lawyers for the aforementioned
-lawyers for those lawyers
-administrator replacing the humanities department w "the sackler center for ai value creation"
-different president guilty of mostly the same war crimes
-trillionaire w/ nonprofit harvesting stem cells from the global south
-alan dershowitz
November 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"someone you had admired" like

-private equity goblin who just closed your local hospital
-president guilty of several war crimes
-3rd tier royal with multiple genetic syndromes
-banker who invented the sub-subprime loan
-guy who wrote a book called "snatch: how high performers seize the day"
I want to lay down a few markers here for folks as the clock starts ticking down to the release of the Epstein Files.

1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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sick of birds sitting on electrical wires. theyโ€™re bragging
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
now to sign that thing and immediately put in a dozen maintenance requests ๐Ÿ˜ค
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
they're calling me mister just negotiated a 75% reduction in his rent increase ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿค 
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
the pierogi men are a more robust institution than media or finance or government
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
how the hell is this cost "growing" and not fully formed years ago
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i love staying in my little circles. have heard enough other opinions. they're not for me
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
people complain about how siloed this place is but how nice is it to not even know if the lincoln project guys are on here
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM