merrick garland can eat my entire asshole
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
merrick garland can eat my entire asshole
justice for dank
Everyone in the green room thought dank should have been accepted here. Harrison challenged it at the break and he said they denied its use for either of the two parts of the clue. I still disagree
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
justice for dank
the worst kind of post is the one that gets sorta popular but not with any of your mufos
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
the worst kind of post is the one that gets sorta popular but not with any of your mufos
a 2008 onion headline foretold the contemporary global economy better than any nobel winner
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
a 2008 onion headline foretold the contemporary global economy better than any nobel winner
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You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
increasingly hard to keep track of which political ghoul has sucked which political goblin's hog
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
increasingly hard to keep track of which political ghoul has sucked which political goblin's hog
an easy cure for self doubt in your own sexy talk is reading a transcript of someone else's sexy talk
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 AM
an easy cure for self doubt in your own sexy talk is reading a transcript of someone else's sexy talk
spicy mazeman w mushrooms tofu + bok choy 👍
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
spicy mazeman w mushrooms tofu + bok choy 👍
scientists say the final extant guy to list “school of hard knocks” on his facebook has passed away. he was 47 and will be buried in his oakleys
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
scientists say the final extant guy to list “school of hard knocks” on his facebook has passed away. he was 47 and will be buried in his oakleys
it was halcyon days when the vc cash was flowing into shit people actually wanted and you could get a cross town uber for $7
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
it was halcyon days when the vc cash was flowing into shit people actually wanted and you could get a cross town uber for $7
i totally get how wikipedia is sustained by enthusiasts but like how does the quiznos wiki exist. who’s maintaining that one
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
i totally get how wikipedia is sustained by enthusiasts but like how does the quiznos wiki exist. who’s maintaining that one
broke: wingman
woke:
woke:
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
broke: wingman
woke:
woke:
"someone you had admired" like
-private equity goblin who just closed your local hospital
-president guilty of several war crimes
-3rd tier royal with multiple genetic syndromes
-banker who invented the sub-subprime loan
-guy who wrote a book called "snatch: how high performers seize the day"
-private equity goblin who just closed your local hospital
-president guilty of several war crimes
-3rd tier royal with multiple genetic syndromes
-banker who invented the sub-subprime loan
-guy who wrote a book called "snatch: how high performers seize the day"
I want to lay down a few markers here for folks as the clock starts ticking down to the release of the Epstein Files.
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"someone you had admired" like
-private equity goblin who just closed your local hospital
-president guilty of several war crimes
-3rd tier royal with multiple genetic syndromes
-banker who invented the sub-subprime loan
-guy who wrote a book called "snatch: how high performers seize the day"
-private equity goblin who just closed your local hospital
-president guilty of several war crimes
-3rd tier royal with multiple genetic syndromes
-banker who invented the sub-subprime loan
-guy who wrote a book called "snatch: how high performers seize the day"
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sick of birds sitting on electrical wires. they’re bragging
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
sick of birds sitting on electrical wires. they’re bragging
they're calling me mister just negotiated a 75% reduction in his rent increase 😎 🤠
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
they're calling me mister just negotiated a 75% reduction in his rent increase 😎 🤠
how the hell is this cost "growing" and not fully formed years ago
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
how the hell is this cost "growing" and not fully formed years ago
people complain about how siloed this place is but how nice is it to not even know if the lincoln project guys are on here
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
people complain about how siloed this place is but how nice is it to not even know if the lincoln project guys are on here
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one thing they need to teach you in school is that using a decent weed pen kinda matters
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
one thing they need to teach you in school is that using a decent weed pen kinda matters
sunday night football became the preeminent football broadcast with one simple formula: we should do games that aren't butt
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
sunday night football became the preeminent football broadcast with one simple formula: we should do games that aren't butt
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GAWKER! thou shouldst be living at this hour
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
GAWKER! thou shouldst be living at this hour
larry summers is so pissed that olivia nuzzi went into journalism and not economics
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
larry summers is so pissed that olivia nuzzi went into journalism and not economics
some weird online guy: you’re asking this beautiful woman out on the town, how would you open?
bruce springsteen: well they blew up the chicken man
bruce springsteen: well they blew up the chicken man
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
some weird online guy: you’re asking this beautiful woman out on the town, how would you open?
bruce springsteen: well they blew up the chicken man
bruce springsteen: well they blew up the chicken man
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olivia nuzzi jason biggs
🤝
🤝
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
olivia nuzzi jason biggs
🤝
🤝
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mr roboto never did shit for me
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
mr roboto never did shit for me