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Board Certified Skramz Enthusiast @tysche.bsky.social · 1d

why do you have a problem with this lol

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Board Certified Skramz Enthusiast @tysche.bsky.social · 1d

Wait so they're on our side and this is an own on us somehow?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Yankee Candle Clarifies That Product Only Intended To Be Dripped On Balls https://theonion.com/yankee-candle-clarifies-that-product-only-intended-to-b-1829843861/

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Vinesauce Clips Bot @vinesauceclips.bsky.social · 2d

we’re going to do what now???

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Board Certified Skramz Enthusiast @tysche.bsky.social · 2d

the fuck is so especially special about California that people from there feel the need to make 18491894891489 songs about it

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer

NEW YORK—Casting doubt on the mayoral candidate’s ability to effectively carry out the duties of the office, critics assailed New York State Rep. Zohran Mamdani Friday for refusing to share his plan t...

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Board Certified Skramz Enthusiast @tysche.bsky.social · 3d

oh he's part of this basically militia group that pretends to keep the peace but it's apparently just him and his friends doing hate crimes

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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 11d

Where is "the lie" 🤣

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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 3d

When The Roblox Kid 🤣 Goes To School 💀

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Board Certified Skramz Enthusiast @tysche.bsky.social · 4d

The fact is, neither party gives a fuck about your average person. I do sincerely hope you'll understand my position one day so you can be more angry at the people in power, including dems that refuse to do anything of substance

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Board Certified Skramz Enthusiast @tysche.bsky.social · 4d

No, of course it won't, but as a trans person from Iowa, after seeing Kamala Harris talk about how she'd do nothing to help the conditions in states like mine for trans people, I feel like it's very reasonable to have resentment towards those who just enable fascist policies

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Board Certified Skramz Enthusiast @tysche.bsky.social · 4d

Everyday I wake up an envy sonic fans
I wish I could go through every day pretending something that sucks ass is really fucking epic

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The Onion @theonion.com · 4d

Study Finds Voices Should Sound Normal Through Walkie-Talkies By Now https://theonion.com/study-finds-voices-should-sound-normal-through-walkie-talkies-by-now/

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Board Certified Skramz Enthusiast @tysche.bsky.social · 4d

They're both the enemy, one is just overtly fascist and doing horrific shit at this very moment

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Board Certified Skramz Enthusiast @tysche.bsky.social · 7d

Can't express enough how great the band Inepsy is
I think more crust punks should make twangy biker metal for absolutely no reason, it's great stuff

Board Certified Skramz Enthusiast @tysche.bsky.social · 8d

gonna start a dbeat band and call it Discharge 2

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Board Certified Skramz Enthusiast @tysche.bsky.social · 8d

At least they're better optimized than starfield probably

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Board Certified Skramz Enthusiast @tysche.bsky.social · 8d

Jesus I hate how good these get

Board Certified Skramz Enthusiast @tysche.bsky.social · 8d

It's one of those situations where he thrives off the economic model that puts people in conditions where charity is something people rely on to get by.
It's a cycle of misery people like him thrive off of. A lot of philanthropy is just capitalism exploiting impoverished people for personal gain

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Board Certified Skramz Enthusiast @tysche.bsky.social · 8d

Oh yeah I mean the thing is his whole thing is being an exploitative rich guy doing rich guy philanthropy for personal gain. Even if nothing came out about him, he's still a scumbag doing scumbag rich guy shit

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Board Certified Skramz Enthusiast @tysche.bsky.social · 8d

The US government hired nazis after the war, we're gonna need something a bit more effective than that

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Board Certified Skramz Enthusiast @tysche.bsky.social · 8d

And more
Guy's a scumbag

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Board Certified Skramz Enthusiast @tysche.bsky.social · 8d

Oh I can't stand sweat, I'm built different (worse and I sweat upon engaging in any physical exertion)

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Board Certified Skramz Enthusiast @tysche.bsky.social · 8d

See I can accept the nose thing if it means not immediately being drenched in sweat 14 nanoseconds after stepping outside

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Board Certified Skramz Enthusiast @tysche.bsky.social · 8d

I live in Iowa and can't imagine missing the humidity, that sounds dire

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