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UkuleleCLE
@ukulelecle.bsky.social
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I provide music in healthcare settings, including bedside music for hospice patients. I amuse myself by writing ridiculous poetry, wandering around the city, and playing ukulele and guitar.
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · Nov 15
"All of you fascists bound to lose." ~ Woody Guthrie
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 14h
#Cleveland favorite, Warehouse District
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 16h
You might not love my
Absurd musical puns now
Bassoon you sure will

Happy National Bassoon Day #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 16h
Comedy nights at
Haunted mansions aren’t much fun
Ghosts always boo ME

#emoetry #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 17h
I’d suggest putting
Swimming with piranhas last
On your bucket list

#vss365 #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 18h
I did a bunch of
Crunches earlier today
Nestlé and Cap’n

#DailyHaikuPrompt #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 18h
The only time I’ll
Fret over nothing is when
I play air guitar

#vssdaily #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 19h
My friend builds robots
He is desolate but still
Makes a lot of friends

#haikufeels #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d
#Cleveland favorite, along the Cuyahoga River
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d
I told my best friend
How much I cherished her but
She just wagged her tail

#haikuchallenge #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d
I had vivid dreams
The last time I went camping
And they were in tents

#DailyHaikuPrompt #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d
I wore my raincoat
To the ice cream shop since there’s
A chance for sprinkles

#vss365 #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d
Sometimes I bend down
Grabs my knees and lean forward
That's just how I roll

#vssdaily #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 2d
Thistle along the Cuyahoga River #Cleveland
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 2d
It takes verve, vim, and
Vigor to manage the wild
Circus in my head

#vss365 #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 2d
Fatigued Bicyclists
Should always avoid riding
If they are two-tired

#emoetry #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 2d
My neighbor is an
Unemployed leather worker
With nothing to hide

#vssdaily #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 2d
Don't run with bagpipes
You could put an aye out or
You could get you kilt

#haikuchallenge #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d
AI will never be able to replicate my cringewothy dad joke haiku. Never! Okay, maybe someday, but not yet!!
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d
They have called me a
Lollygagger - I prefer
Leisure specialist
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d
#Cleveland favorite, views of downtown
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d
I am not lazy
I’m defying the cult of
Productivity

#emoetry #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 4d
Sunset over Lake Erie #Cleveland
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 4d
One day my ashes
Will be mixed into records
As my vinyl wish

#vss365 #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 4d
My mom shared candid
Opinions on leather shoes
And she won't be suede

#emoetry #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 5d
#Cleveland favorite, reflection
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