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UkuleleCLE
@ukulelecle.bsky.social
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I provide music in healthcare settings, including bedside music for hospice patients. I amuse myself by writing ridiculous poetry, wandering around the city, and playing ukulele and guitar.
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · Nov 15
"All of you fascists bound to lose." ~ Woody Guthrie
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 10h
Thistle along the Cuyahoga River #Cleveland
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 14h
It takes verve, vim, and
Vigor to manage the wild
Circus in my head

#vss365 #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 15h
Fatigued Bicyclists
Should always avoid riding
If they are two-tired

#emoetry #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 16h
My neighbor is an
Unemployed leather worker
With nothing to hide

#vssdaily #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 16h
Don't run with bagpipes
You could put an aye out or
You could get you kilt

#haikuchallenge #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d
AI will never be able to replicate my cringewothy dad joke haiku. Never! Okay, maybe someday, but not yet!!
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d
They have called me a
Lollygagger - I prefer
Leisure specialist
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d
I once thought I could
Tie my sneakers with my mind
And then I thought knot

Happy National Sneakers Day #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d
#Cleveland favorite, views of downtown
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d
I am not lazy
I’m defying the cult of
Productivity

#emoetry #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d
The pirate bought some
Cheap earrings because they were
Just a buck an ear

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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d
I wrote a ballad
About attachment issues
Which was a cling rap

#haikuchallenge #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 2d
Sunset over Lake Erie #Cleveland
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 2d
One day my ashes
Will be mixed into records
As my vinyl wish

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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 2d
My mom shared candid
Opinions on leather shoes
And she won't be suede

#emoetry #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 2d
I’m told if you want
To make an octopus laugh
Give it ten tickles

Happy World #Octopus Day #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d
#Cleveland favorite, reflection
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d
Wax museums sell
Relics so you can collect
Paraffinalia

#haikufeels #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d
Rural aliens
Will tend to abduct people
Using tractor beams

#emoetry #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d
The other day I
Clashed with some math teachers but
I was outnumbered

#vss365 #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 4d
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, #Cleveland
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 4d
My superpower
Is that I'm invisible
To younger people

#vssdaily #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 4d
I rehearsed for my
Retirement by hiding from
Work associates

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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 5d
Down by the Cuyahoga River, #Cleveland
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 5d
I saw an ad for
Burial plots and thought that's
The last thing I need

#vss365 #haiku
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