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UkuleleCLE
@ukulelecle.bsky.social
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I provide music in healthcare settings, including bedside music for hospice patients. I amuse myself by writing ridiculous poetry, wandering around the city, and playing ukulele and guitar.
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · Nov 15
"All of you fascists bound to lose." ~ Woody Guthrie
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 7h
Sunset over Lake Erie #Cleveland
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 19h
One day my ashes
Will be mixed into records
As my vinyl wish

#vss365 #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 20h
Whenever I’m stressed
I eat legumes so I can
Attain inner peas

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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 20h
My mom shared candid
Opinions on leather shoes
And she won't be suede

#emoetry #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 20h
I'll always tip my
Servers but I've found some have
Terrible balance

#haikuchallenge #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 20h
I’m told if you want
To make an octopus laugh
Give it ten tickles

Happy World #Octopus Day #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d
After breaking his
Leg in three places my friend
Now avoids those pubs

#DailyHaikuPrompt #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d
Grandpa’s anecdote
Of socks he's mended was just
Another darn yarn

#haikuchallenge #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d
#Cleveland favorite, reflection
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d
Wax museums sell
Relics so you can collect
Paraffinalia

#haikufeels #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d
Rural aliens
Will tend to abduct people
Using tractor beams

#emoetry #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d
The other day I
Clashed with some math teachers but
I was outnumbered

#vss365 #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d
I'm looking forward
To taking a lot of things
For granted again

#vssdaily #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 2d
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, #Cleveland
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 2d
My superpower
Is that I'm invisible
To younger people

#vssdaily #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 2d
I think the reason
Why little things count is they
Have good math teachers

Happy World Teachers’ Day #haiku
#WorldTeachersDay2025
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 2d
I rehearsed for my
Retirement by hiding from
Work associates

#vss365 #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 2d
I saw two birds stuck
Together in my tree and
Assumed they’re velcrows

#haikufeels #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d
Some of my friends can
Be such boneheads and at times
Are marrow minded

#haikufeels #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d
Down by the Cuyahoga River, #Cleveland
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d
Be my guest 👍
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d
I am guessing that
When evil bald people die
There is hell toupee

#vssdaily #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d
I saw an ad for
Burial plots and thought that's
The last thing I need

#vss365 #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d
I just assumed that
Most dog biscuits were made out
Of collie flour

#DailyHaikuPrompt #haiku
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 4d
Meat may be yucky
But people who sell fruit and
Veggies are grocer

#emoetry #haiku
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