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Im told today's Wordle was chosen by the computer to be CHRIST but the NY times did a manual override
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MAN IN GYM SHOWER: What color pipe you rocking yoda?
YODA: green my pipe is
MAN: Turn and let me see
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popeye is the only dude i'll listen to about masturbating with olive oil
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Though he mainly slimmed down because he was "getting back into the dating pool"
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Preparing to go off-grid sexually by watching all of TheSelfSuckingPrepper's videos on Rumble
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I just got laid off from antifa. They're doing more with AI I guess.
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Wrist. It's an old fashioned word, wrist. some say its the ankle of your arm.
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Hello, Mr Magnum this is The Department of War. What are your current GPS coordinates?
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Nice medbed bro...heh heh...do they make one for men???
futuristic floating pod covered in lights and information displays. a body is inside it.
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Johnny Cash glorified murder and it was unseemly, imho, to write so many songs about your wife having bad diarrhea
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"Check out this red beauty"
-my horny dog
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Trump Watches commercials are now running regularly on Newsmax
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What babe? The scar on my dick? Im part of a warrior caste that cuts their dicks back on Earth.

-me trying to impress my alien lover
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Having a foreskin is like having a swiss army dick
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No one's ever done it like Jimmy. I'll forget my mom's face before I forget this pizza troll man.
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Hey jimmy, get me a social network with nothin'
Image from old string cheese commerical. Cook guy named Jimmy is asked to make a "cheese pizza with nothing" and is perplexed so he scrunches his face and says "nuttin'??". He's wearing a little paper hat that looks like the boat you'd put french fries in.
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Diarrhea is actually sterile and any person with a healthy immune system can safely consume their own. I lived off mine for 3 days when I got lost hiking.
RFK jr, holding a microphone, wearing a dark blue suit and one of his dumbass narrow ties
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My Uber driver:
No, you gotta slam it...it's a Dragula
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Me: I think the Food Pyramid is way out of date.

Archaeologist: That was the Pyramid of Djoser and you just ate most of a 4000 year old mummy.
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I hope these guys patrol together on tiny motorcycles
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ICE agents acting like they're in Team Fortress 2 with their unique hats
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you gotta spank your smokes to show you know they're bad
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The year is 2026.

Conventional pornography as you know it is outlawed.

A photoshop of Stephen Miller's gleaming flesh is the only jack material you can legally pull it to.
Two hemispheres of gleaming flesh formed by copy pasting stephen millers head
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that's too bad because I need 2 barrels of fake cum for my haunted house this month