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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · May 24
〔 𝚂𝙰𝙻𝚃, 𝚅𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙶𝙰𝚁, 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙸𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁. 〕

wip pinned. find my eggs. shedletsky dni your cooking is ass and your kfc dinner isn't any better

#forsakenrp #robloxrp #mvrp
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 5d
... UH HUH. WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S ANY BETTER CANIDATES. BUT IF YOU GET SICK OF FRIED CHICKEN AFTER THIS, THEN THAT'S YOUR FAULT, NOT MINE.
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777 @bequest777.bsky.social · 5d
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY LET ME TASTE TEST. TO HELP . YEAH.
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 5d
I HAVEN'T, ACTUALLY... NOT A BAD IDEA!
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 5d
// thinking of taking my 1eggs interp away from the forsaken lore of "oh he's shedletskys hatred"

a hungry telamon decided to summon one of the greatest chefs from the 4th dimension... who was promptly disgusted by the food of the 3rd dimension and vowed to outcook it all in the name of chefery
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 5d
I HAVEN'T, ACTUALLY... NOT A BAD IDEA!
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777 @bequest777.bsky.social · 5d
HAVE YOU INVESTED IN BURGERS WITH THE PATTIES MADE OF CHICKEN
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 5d
CURRENTLY RESEARCHING WAYS TO IMPROVE MY FRIED CHICKEN RECIPE.

IF FASTFOOD WASTE IS ENOUGH TO BRAINWASH ONE MAN, JUST IMAGINE WHAT MY COOKING COULD ACCOMPLISH...

GEHEHEHEH... I'LL BRAINWASH THE ENTIRE THIRD DIMENSION AND TURN INTO A PARKING LOT FOR MY RESTAURANT!
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 5d
CURRENTLY RESEARCHING WAYS TO IMPROVE MY FRIED CHICKEN RECIPE.

IF FASTFOOD WASTE IS ENOUGH TO BRAINWASH ONE MAN, JUST IMAGINE WHAT MY COOKING COULD ACCOMPLISH...

GEHEHEHEH... I'LL BRAINWASH THE ENTIRE THIRD DIMENSION AND TURN INTO A PARKING LOT FOR MY RESTAURANT!
unreggcognizable.bsky.social
𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 16d
ARE YOU REALLY
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ᯓ★ 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ @brighteyess.bsky.social · 17d
i’m gonna place one (1) star hidden around the map and whoever finds it gets a cool hat
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 19d
I MISS SLENDERMAN CAN WE BRING THEM BACK. I KINDA MISSED COLLECTING THOSE PAGES
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 26d
SHUT UP IT'S GOOD YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED IT YET
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 27d
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 15
I AM 1EGGS AND IM GOING TO FRY YOU
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 15
WOW... DISREGARDING THE PART WHERE YOU SAID I'M A BAD PARENT YOU REALLY RAISED HIM WELL................ YOU KNOW WHAT. MAYBE YOU'RE NOT ALL THAT BAD
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 15
I MAY BE FAT BUT YOURE MEAN AND THATS WORSE
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 15
BUT IT'S TRUE.
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 15
PLAY MY GAME.
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 9
I'M NOT YOUR BESTIE
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ᯓ★ 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ @brighteyess.bsky.social · Sep 9
omg bestie is back
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 9
SIGH. EVERYONE'S A CRITIC.
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》— ００７ｎ７ . @c00lgui.bsky.social · Sep 9
[resets himself]
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 9
AWFUL. MAYBE IF YOU HAD SOME BETTER MATERIAL, YOU'D GET A CRACK OUT OF SOMEONE. MAYBE TRY SOME PUNS? THEY'RE PRETTY OVER EASY TO MAKE, BUT THEN AGAIN... I CAN'T SEE YOU MAKING ANY GOOD YOLKS.
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 9
AWFUL. MAYBE IF YOU HAD SOME BETTER MATERIAL, YOU'D GET A CRACK OUT OF SOMEONE. MAYBE TRY SOME PUNS? THEY'RE PRETTY OVER EASY TO MAKE, BUT THEN AGAIN... I CAN'T SEE YOU MAKING ANY GOOD YOLKS.
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》— ００７ｎ７ . @c00lgui.bsky.social · Sep 9
fell on my butt now there's a crack in it. woe is me
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 7
YOU GOTTA CLICK THE POP-UPS
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 7
LOOK WHEN YOU'RE BUSY BEING A 5 STAR CHEF AND DEFENDING BEST FRIEND ALLEGATIONS IT'S HARD TO FIND A TIME SLOT TO FIT PARENTING INTO
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 7
I KIND OF FORGOT 1X3 EXISTED. I WONDER HOW THAT LITTLE TYKE IS DOING
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 4
DESERVED
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ᯓ★ 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ @brighteyess.bsky.social · Sep 4
dude someone put glitter in my bed what the fuck
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 3
THIS IS RAGE BAIT. THIS IS RAGE BAIT I'M BEING RAGE BAITED
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ᯓ★ 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ @brighteyess.bsky.social · Sep 3
guys don’t you think me and Eggsy have such a good friendship
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 3
I'M GOING TO HASHTAG DOME YOU WITH A MASS INFECTION STAY OUT OF THIS
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⺡╭ 𝘕𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝓌ₐᵢₜₛᶠᵒʳ ｙｏｕ.’ @private-i-ris.yuri.observer · Sep 3
Your honor, if she's a liar, ♯Explain the lack of pants on fire.
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 3
YOU WOULD BE RIGHT ABOUT THAT

DON'T LISTEN TO HER FALSEHOODS WE'RE NOT FRIENDS SHE'S A LIAR AND A DECIEVER
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 3
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 3
HATE. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 3
YOU WOULD BE RIGHT ABOUT THAT

DON'T LISTEN TO HER FALSEHOODS WE'RE NOT FRIENDS SHE'S A LIAR AND A DECIEVER