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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook

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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · May 24

〔 𝚂𝙰𝙻𝚃, 𝚅𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙶𝙰𝚁, 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙸𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁. 〕

wip pinned. find my eggs. shedletsky dni your cooking is ass and your kfc dinner isn't any better

#forsakenrp #robloxrp #mvrp

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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 5d

... UH HUH. WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S ANY BETTER CANIDATES. BUT IF YOU GET SICK OF FRIED CHICKEN AFTER THIS, THEN THAT'S YOUR FAULT, NOT MINE.

777 @bequest777.bsky.social · 5d

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY LET ME TASTE TEST. TO HELP . YEAH.

𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 5d

I HAVEN'T, ACTUALLY... NOT A BAD IDEA!

𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 5d

// thinking of taking my 1eggs interp away from the forsaken lore of "oh he's shedletskys hatred"

a hungry telamon decided to summon one of the greatest chefs from the 4th dimension... who was promptly disgusted by the food of the 3rd dimension and vowed to outcook it all in the name of chefery

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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 5d

I HAVEN'T, ACTUALLY... NOT A BAD IDEA!

777 @bequest777.bsky.social · 5d

HAVE YOU INVESTED IN BURGERS WITH THE PATTIES MADE OF CHICKEN

𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 5d

CURRENTLY RESEARCHING WAYS TO IMPROVE MY FRIED CHICKEN RECIPE.

IF FASTFOOD WASTE IS ENOUGH TO BRAINWASH ONE MAN, JUST IMAGINE WHAT MY COOKING COULD ACCOMPLISH...

GEHEHEHEH... I'LL BRAINWASH THE ENTIRE THIRD DIMENSION AND TURN INTO A PARKING LOT FOR MY RESTAURANT!

𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 5d

𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 16d

ARE YOU REALLY

ᯓ★ 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ @brighteyess.bsky.social · 17d

i’m gonna place one (1) star hidden around the map and whoever finds it gets a cool hat

𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 19d

I MISS SLENDERMAN CAN WE BRING THEM BACK. I KINDA MISSED COLLECTING THOSE PAGES

𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 26d

SHUT UP IT'S GOOD YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED IT YET

𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑 - 𝖎𝖓𝖋𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖉 - 𝖈𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖆𝖗 🎸 𝑩𝑨𝑵𝑮 𝑩𝑨𝑵𝑮 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 @karmaerrors.bsky.social · 26d

ass

𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 26d

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𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 29d

I AM 1EGGS AND IM GOING TO FRY YOU

𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 29d

WOW... DISREGARDING THE PART WHERE YOU SAID I'M A BAD PARENT YOU REALLY RAISED HIM WELL................ YOU KNOW WHAT. MAYBE YOU'RE NOT ALL THAT BAD

𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 29d

I MAY BE FAT BUT YOURE MEAN AND THATS WORSE

𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑 - 𝖎𝖓𝖋𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖉 - 𝖈𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖆𝖗 🎸 𝑩𝑨𝑵𝑮 𝑩𝑨𝑵𝑮 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 @karmaerrors.bsky.social · Sep 9

"what a fatass" says the fatass /ref

𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Jun 28

MUKBANG THUMBNAIL LOOKIN ASS OVER HERE

𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · 29d

BUT IT'S TRUE.

𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 15

PLAY MY GAME.

𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 9

I'M NOT YOUR BESTIE

ᯓ★ 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ @brighteyess.bsky.social · Sep 9

omg bestie is back

𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 9

SIGH. EVERYONE'S A CRITIC.

》— ００７ｎ７ . @c00lgui.bsky.social · Sep 9

[resets himself]

𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 9

AWFUL. MAYBE IF YOU HAD SOME BETTER MATERIAL, YOU'D GET A CRACK OUT OF SOMEONE. MAYBE TRY SOME PUNS? THEY'RE PRETTY OVER EASY TO MAKE, BUT THEN AGAIN... I CAN'T SEE YOU MAKING ANY GOOD YOLKS.

𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂𝙺𝚈. 𝚆𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 cook @unreggcognizable.bsky.social · Sep 9

AWFUL. MAYBE IF YOU HAD SOME BETTER MATERIAL, YOU'D GET A CRACK OUT OF SOMEONE. MAYBE TRY SOME PUNS? THEY'RE PRETTY OVER EASY TO MAKE, BUT THEN AGAIN... I CAN'T SEE YOU MAKING ANY GOOD YOLKS.

》— ００７ｎ７ . @c00lgui.bsky.social · Sep 9

fell on my butt now there's a crack in it. woe is me