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uzworm

@uzworm.bsky.social

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Played the accordion once in like 2011 and still haven't lived it down. Asexual, disabled, plural (Claire says hi! 🤭) content guy

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 2h

Yeh

uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 2h

You know full well neither I nor any army can stop Psych

uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 22h

Haven't been on discord or most social media in a couple of weeks, so my occasional posts here are half just a reminder to myself that I'm still alive 😵

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 3d

Anyway #Rapids96

uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · Feb 26

Remember when Chris Armas had a really good debut season with the Red Bulls and then just got worse and worse until he was fired? Just thinking about that for some reason. #Rapids96

uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 3d

If Chris Armas is gonna moan and accuse @burgundywave.bsky.social of being "too negative" under its current management I have to imagine he would have been chasing me around DSGP with a pen knife lmao

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 3d

What this app really needs to deflect the Twitter bros is some Something Awful-style universal word filters

Make It so every time someone says "AI" it autocorrects to "artificial insemination" and they won't last a day

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 7d

If you didn't think the world was beyond parody I saw someone on TikTok use a picture of the white pharaoh as his example of what "Ancient Egyptians actually looked like" and it may be the funniest thing I've ever seen

uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 7d

Somehow managed to get all cheevos in Hades II with relative ease, which is incredible given how terrible I was at the first game

uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 8d

"A dream is a wish your heart makes"

Damn my heart loves being stuck in non-euclidean airports

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 8d

The horse guy deciding to make the horse AI sounds like a nightmare

uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 9d

Truly harrowing experience when you accidentally end up on the Discover feed and get jumpscared by an AI picture of George Washington setting fire to a MAGA hat by an account called "@LibSally" or something

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 10d

Not sure there's a group of people I respect less than the people who are upset at the main ending of Hades II

No spoilers here but, like... You gotta be the stupidest motherfucker on Earth to play a roguelike and then get mad at it for being a roguelike

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 12d

I think the smallest Spotify monthly listeners on an artist I've seen is 9100, anyone got lower than that?

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 18d

If you asked a character dot AI version of Taylor Swift to write an album's worth of lyrics I'd put, like, a 3:1 wager on it being able to come up with better lyrics than the real Taylor

uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 19d

Tonight's out of context quote of the evening: "You know, his dick was once played by Adrien Brody."

uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 19d

Spent 11 hours at a bar today but only had a couple drinks spread throughout the entire day, then had to question if I actually HAD been drinking the entire time when on my drive home I saw someone take a right turn from the far left lane