uzworm
@uzworm.bsky.social
Played the accordion once in like 2011 and still haven't lived it down. Asexual, disabled, plural (Claire says hi! 🤭) content guy
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January 25, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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Pulled up to the King Soopers and there's just a guy sitting in his truck with the windows open blasting Mambo No. 5 at top volume with a stoic look on his face.
When I left the King Soopers, he was still there, once again listening to Mambo No. 5
When I left the King Soopers, he was still there, once again listening to Mambo No. 5
January 18, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Pulled up to the King Soopers and there's just a guy sitting in his truck with the windows open blasting Mambo No. 5 at top volume with a stoic look on his face.
When I left the King Soopers, he was still there, once again listening to Mambo No. 5
When I left the King Soopers, he was still there, once again listening to Mambo No. 5
The Bills lost in embarrassing fashion AND took out Denver's QB in the process? This was like the dream football day!
January 18, 2026 at 6:08 AM
The Bills lost in embarrassing fashion AND took out Denver's QB in the process? This was like the dream football day!
Kinda fitting that after a lifetime of shilling secular pseudoscience and bogus theories about everything from physics to gravity to manifestation, the literal last thing Scott Adams did in his dumbass life was fall for Pascal's Wager
January 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Kinda fitting that after a lifetime of shilling secular pseudoscience and bogus theories about everything from physics to gravity to manifestation, the literal last thing Scott Adams did in his dumbass life was fall for Pascal's Wager
Crumble your local millennial to dust by reminding them that to a modern child, Pokemon is as old and entrenched a piece of media in Pop Culture as Scooby Doo was to them as a kid
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Crumble your local millennial to dust by reminding them that to a modern child, Pokemon is as old and entrenched a piece of media in Pop Culture as Scooby Doo was to them as a kid
I literally just logged on here to make this exact post only to find I'd already made it, which I think illustrates the point nicely 😬
It's nice knowing that regardless of how bad things have been going in terms of mental health the past weeks, Stranger Things fans are somehow doing worse.
January 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I literally just logged on here to make this exact post only to find I'd already made it, which I think illustrates the point nicely 😬
It's nice knowing that regardless of how bad things have been going in terms of mental health the past weeks, Stranger Things fans are somehow doing worse.
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 PM
It's nice knowing that regardless of how bad things have been going in terms of mental health the past weeks, Stranger Things fans are somehow doing worse.
As I was driving home on I-25 I was shocked at the fact there was any amount of congestion given it being Christmas night; turns out there was a literal car on fire just on one of the exit ramps so yeah I guess I see why people were slowing down 😬
December 26, 2025 at 8:13 AM
As I was driving home on I-25 I was shocked at the fact there was any amount of congestion given it being Christmas night; turns out there was a literal car on fire just on one of the exit ramps so yeah I guess I see why people were slowing down 😬
My mom got a fuzzy purple robe for herself for Christmas that said it was "one size fits all". It is so large that she looks like she's wearing a grimace Halloween costume
December 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My mom got a fuzzy purple robe for herself for Christmas that said it was "one size fits all". It is so large that she looks like she's wearing a grimace Halloween costume
I'm hopefully moving soon and I'm hoping that I'll re-enter society when that happens
December 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I'm hopefully moving soon and I'm hoping that I'll re-enter society when that happens
I know I'm getting old but I'm still young enough to say that no, I don't want someone who is only 7 days older than me to be the coach of the Rapids
December 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I know I'm getting old but I'm still young enough to say that no, I don't want someone who is only 7 days older than me to be the coach of the Rapids
The internet being down for 24 hours here really made it clear that if there ever were a zombie apocalypse, I'd probably just lay in bed the entire time until they got to me because reaching out to the outside world would be too much work
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The internet being down for 24 hours here really made it clear that if there ever were a zombie apocalypse, I'd probably just lay in bed the entire time until they got to me because reaching out to the outside world would be too much work
The final boss of white people Thanksgiving has arrived 😱
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The final boss of white people Thanksgiving has arrived 😱
Quote of the night: "Under the regular hoop in basketball, they should have a second, bigger hoop that makes you lose a point if it goes through so teams that can't shoot feel bad"
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Quote of the night: "Under the regular hoop in basketball, they should have a second, bigger hoop that makes you lose a point if it goes through so teams that can't shoot feel bad"
When you have the state Medicaid run out of a specific hospital, you get a prescription from a doctor at that hospital, and the insurance after two weeks declines it anyway
a man wearing glasses and a suit has the number 5 on his chest
Alt: A man in a brown suit with curly unkempt hair and glasses looking around confused
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November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
When you have the state Medicaid run out of a specific hospital, you get a prescription from a doctor at that hospital, and the insurance after two weeks declines it anyway
I don't frequently drive down Colfax at night so I'm not sure if the person casually juggling torches in the middle of the street is always there but I'm a fan
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I don't frequently drive down Colfax at night so I'm not sure if the person casually juggling torches in the middle of the street is always there but I'm a fan
Might have to return to TikTok because they're having a moment with Groypers, 4chan, re-litigation of Gamergate and stuff right now, and I saw a video where someone (whose entire knowledge of 4chan was watching The Anti-Social Network" claimed that 4chan was a "left-wing" website at the start ಠ_ಠ
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Might have to return to TikTok because they're having a moment with Groypers, 4chan, re-litigation of Gamergate and stuff right now, and I saw a video where someone (whose entire knowledge of 4chan was watching The Anti-Social Network" claimed that 4chan was a "left-wing" website at the start ಠ_ಠ
I have since gotten the achievements I missed in Hades I just for good measure, because it turns out 200 hours in Hades II made me good at the first game too
By far the most impressive thing I've done this year, which is quite unfortunate
By far the most impressive thing I've done this year, which is quite unfortunate
Somehow managed to get all cheevos in Hades II with relative ease, which is incredible given how terrible I was at the first game
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I have since gotten the achievements I missed in Hades I just for good measure, because it turns out 200 hours in Hades II made me good at the first game too
By far the most impressive thing I've done this year, which is quite unfortunate
By far the most impressive thing I've done this year, which is quite unfortunate
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BETTER THAN S̶K̶Y̶R̶I̶M̶
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
BETTER THAN S̶K̶Y̶R̶I̶M̶
On the bright side, my current status IS better than GTA 6's
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
On the bright side, my current status IS better than GTA 6's
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I've basically spent the entire last two months on an unending bender, and it's exactly as unfun as it sounds
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I've basically spent the entire last two months on an unending bender, and it's exactly as unfun as it sounds