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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner

@valtoslaughter.bsky.social

200 followers 220 following 400 posts

Reitred wrestler, now a commentator. @alyxgardner.bsky.social's wife. Mama x2. Music and the show make the world go round. ((EFEDDING, NOT SIMONE SIMONS))

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 6d

Jesus Christ on a bike.

Samantha Star @ffwfutureshock.bsky.social · 6d

FFW Future Shock Sydney Spectacular 2025
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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 10d

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Close your eyes before you
Take me, although you hate me.
For in heaven,
There is no heartless madness.

DYNAZTY - Heartless Madness (2020) // Official Lyric Video // AFM Records

YouTube video by AFM Records

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 11d

//Well today has been nothing if not eventful 😂

Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 13d

A new Battle Beast album AND a new Sabaton album in the same day.

I may be in a version of musical heaven.

Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 14d

Last week, doing my other thing.

Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 15d

He's been trying to do something that looks vaguely like a crossbody from the couch to her since the minute he got out of his uniform.

Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 15d

Can someone please remind my son that my wife is not a fucking trampoline.

Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · Sep 30

She says that like it's a bad thing.

Siobhan Mackenzie @siobhanisspeedy.bsky.social · Sep 30

I swear this band are my favorite just for the lyrics. It's also @valtoslaughter.bsky.social's fault I know who they are at all.

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BATTLE BEAST - Here We Are (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)

YouTube video by Nuclear Blast Records

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · Sep 29

Worth it though.

Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · Sep 28

Agreed entirely. The guy's fucking brilliant.

Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · Sep 28

There’s nothing wrong with multiple influences either, and she’s been thriving with Joe the last few days.

Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · Sep 28

Probably not without pissing a couple people off.

However.

Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · Sep 28

She’s gonna be a monster and I could not be more excited about that

Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · Sep 28

With a lack of Robbyn at IDTF, Chloe’s been working with @coachstockwell.bsky.social

“You know I won’t go easy with her” he told me, like I’d want him to do that (absolutely not). It’s like watching a totally different kid. And I fucking love it.

Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · Sep 27

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Dangerous attraction
Femme fatale in action
The most beautiful mistake of my life
She's a neon flower
Pure seduction power

One Night In Tokyo

YouTube video by Beast in Black - Topic

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · Sep 27

This is one of the best things I've seen for weeks.

Jake Chandler @itsjakechandler.bsky.social · Sep 27

It went on sale last week, and apparently has been selling quite well.

Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · Sep 27

The sooner, the better.

Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · Sep 26

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Veritas (feat. Elize Ryd)

YouTube video by Kamelot - Topic

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · Sep 26

Proud of you. You earned it.

Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · Sep 24

You're slipping through my fingers
The taste of him still lingers
You tell me that it's all just in my head
You're sleeping with the spider
Slides in like a glider
Why'd you let him crawl into my bed
MY DEAD RINGER
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The Rasmus - Dead Ringer

YouTube video by The Rasmus

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · Sep 24

Be fine once I get back to work in the morning.

Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · Sep 24

The stupid part is that Unstoppable was the sane part of it all.

And that is not a sentence I EVER thought I'd say.

Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · Sep 24

On the upside, I'm back in New York.

Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · Sep 24

Yeah, I'm good. Just a little discombobulated.

Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · Sep 24

Fucking hell it's been a weird few days.