Valerie McFarlane-Gardner
valtoslaughter.bsky.social
Valerie McFarlane-Gardner
@valtoslaughter.bsky.social
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Reitred wrestler, now a commentator. @alyxgardner.bsky.social's wife. Mama x2. Music and the show make the world go round. ((EFEDDING, NOT SIMONE SIMONS))
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//Well today has been nothing if not eventful 😂
A new Battle Beast album AND a new Sabaton album in the same day.

I may be in a version of musical heaven.
He's been trying to do something that looks vaguely like a crossbody from the couch to her since the minute he got out of his uniform.
Can someone please remind my son that my wife is not a fucking trampoline.
Agreed entirely. The guy's fucking brilliant.
There’s nothing wrong with multiple influences either, and she’s been thriving with Joe the last few days.
Probably not without pissing a couple people off.

However.
She’s gonna be a monster and I could not be more excited about that
With a lack of Robbyn at IDTF, Chloe’s been working with @coachstockwell.bsky.social

“You know I won’t go easy with her” he told me, like I’d want him to do that (absolutely not). It’s like watching a totally different kid. And I fucking love it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH_d...

Dangerous attraction
Femme fatale in action
The most beautiful mistake of my life
She's a neon flower
Pure seduction power
One Night In Tokyo
YouTube video by Beast in Black - Topic
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This is one of the best things I've seen for weeks.
It went on sale last week, and apparently has been selling quite well.
You're slipping through my fingers
The taste of him still lingers
You tell me that it's all just in my head
You're sleeping with the spider
Slides in like a glider
Why'd you let him crawl into my bed
MY DEAD RINGER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFjQ...
The Rasmus - Dead Ringer
YouTube video by The Rasmus
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Be fine once I get back to work in the morning.
The stupid part is that Unstoppable was the sane part of it all.

And that is not a sentence I EVER thought I'd say.
On the upside, I'm back in New York.
Yeah, I'm good. Just a little discombobulated.
Fucking hell it's been a weird few days.