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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡
@vampiriccryptid.bsky.social
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"𝐋𝐞𝐓'𝐬 𝐒𝐄𝐞 𝐡𝐎𝐖 𝐲𝐎𝐔𝐫 𝐁𝐋𝐨𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐩𝐀𝐑𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐒 𝐈𝐧 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐦𝐎𝐨𝐧𝐋𝐈𝐠𝐇𝐭!" The Loudmouthed Wilder of #𝘋𝘢'𝘢𝘵! (This is a PARODY and RP account, and is not affiliated with ATLUS or SEGA.)
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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · Feb 23
“𝘄𝗼𝗪, 𝗬𝗼𝗨 𝗿𝗘𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗬 𝘄𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗺𝗘 𝗢𝗻 𝗬𝗢𝘂𝗥 𝘀𝗜𝗱𝗲, 𝗛𝘂𝗛!?”

| #SMTRP | #MVRP | #PERSONARP | #METAPHORRP |

“𝗯𝗔𝗛, 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗲! 𝗪𝗘'𝗹𝗟 𝗦𝗲𝗘 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗜𝘁 𝗚𝗢𝗲𝗦, 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝗧 𝘁𝗛𝗶𝘀 𝗢𝗡𝗰𝗲!”
Mothman from the SEGA FES 2019 artwork
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vampiriccryptid.bsky.social
𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 5d
"i mEaN, i kNoW A FeW, bUt nOt aLl oF ThEm!"

"i'lL SaY It! I HaVe a fUcKiNg sUpErIoRiTy cOmPlEx cOmPaReD To aLl tHe cRyPtIdS! i aLwAyS ThInK I'M ThE BeSt oF 'eM! hEnCe wHy tHeRe's a gOoD ChUnK I'Ve nEvEr sEeN!"
togoretastic.bsky.social
👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 5d
* You don’t know about the existence of other cryptids?

* I’d understand not knowing them in general, but their existence?
vampiriccryptid.bsky.social
𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 5d
"i nEeD To fUcKiNg sEe tHeM! iMmEdIaTeLy!"
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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 5d
"i nEeD To fUcKiNg sEe tHeM! iMmEdIaTeLy!"
togoretastic.bsky.social
👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 5d
* Yup. There’s a lot.
vampiriccryptid.bsky.social
𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 5d
"hOlY ShIt, MoRe cRyPtIdS!?"
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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 5d
"hOlY ShIt, MoRe cRyPtIdS!?"
togoretastic.bsky.social
👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 5d
* Kitty cryptids..
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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 8d
"fInAlLy! I'M GeTtIn' SoMe fUcKiN' rEcOgNiTiOn aRoUnD HeRe!"
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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 9d
"nO, wAs jUsT CuRiOuS..."

"...gUeSs i'lL Be sEeInG YoU ArOuNd?"
togoretastic.bsky.social
👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 9d
* Huh? Uh, no. I’m fine.

* Did you—?
vampiriccryptid.bsky.social
𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 9d
"sO Uh, Do yOu nEeD AnYtHiNg, PaL?"
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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 9d
"sO Uh, Do yOu nEeD AnYtHiNg, PaL?"
togoretastic.bsky.social
👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 9d
* Heh, appreciate it.

( He’s thankful that at least someone isn’t pressing him on his demeanor. )

( Whew. )
vampiriccryptid.bsky.social
𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 9d
"hAhA! yOu bEtTeR! oThErWiSe i'lL CrY TiLl i mAkE A GoDdAmN RiVeR OuT Of mY TeArS!"
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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 9d
"hAhA! yOu bEtTeR! oThErWiSe i'lL CrY TiLl i mAkE A GoDdAmN RiVeR OuT Of mY TeArS!"
togoretastic.bsky.social
👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 9d
* Haha, sorry.

( As was the intention, to make it seem like it was a joke. )

( He’d rather not worry his cryptid pal. )

* I’ll let you know if I die.
vampiriccryptid.bsky.social
𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 9d
"....tOgOrE...."

*...The cryptid... started laughing?*

"dOn't sCaRe mE LiKe tHaT MaN!"

*He seems to not believe Togore....*
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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 9d
"....tOgOrE...."

*...The cryptid... started laughing?*

"dOn't sCaRe mE LiKe tHaT MaN!"

*He seems to not believe Togore....*
togoretastic.bsky.social
👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 9d
( His expression morphs, to an indescribable one. )

( At least his eyes remain their usual, unchanging look, but his mouth shifts between expressions. )

* Yyyyeah. I died. Super hard. Hurt a bunch. Haha.
vampiriccryptid.bsky.social
𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 9d
"dUdE, i lIkE.... SuPeR MiSsEd yOu! It's aLmOsT As iF YoU DiEd oR SoMeThInG!"

"YoU... dIdN'T DiE, rIgHt? RiGhT???"
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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 9d
"dUdE, i lIkE.... SuPeR MiSsEd yOu! It's aLmOsT As iF YoU DiEd oR SoMeThInG!"

"YoU... dIdN'T DiE, rIgHt? RiGhT???"
togoretastic.bsky.social
👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 9d
( A familiar friend. A light smile forms on his face. )

* Hi there, Mothman.

* I was... busy, yesterday. I missed you too.
vampiriccryptid.bsky.social
𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 9d
"tOgOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOrE!!!"

*Ah, and here's Mothman... again...*

"WhErE HaVe yOu bEeN MaN? i mIsSeD YoU So dAmN MuCh!"
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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 9d
"tOgOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOrE!!!"

*Ah, and here's Mothman... again...*

"WhErE HaVe yOu bEeN MaN? i mIsSeD YoU So dAmN MuCh!"
togoretastic.bsky.social
👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 10d
( He’s got a good amount of crust in his eyes. )

( Someone didn’t get much sleep. )

* Morning, everyone..
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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 10d
*Breaking down a door since he fucking can!*

"hOlY ShIt! ToGoRe's bAcK!?"
vampiriccryptid.bsky.social
𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 10d
"tOgOoOoOoRe! WhErE ThE FuCk aRe 'Ya!?"

*Oh... he REALLY doesn't know! someone should probably tell him before he gets his hopes up...*
vampiriccryptid.bsky.social
𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 10d
"...ToGoRe sHoUlD'Ve bEeN HeRe bY NoW... wHeRe tHe fUcK Is hE?"

*Oh... he doesn't know....*
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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 10d
"hElL YeAh! ThE BeSt tImE Of tHe yEaR!"

"I CaN'T WaIt tO ScArE EvErYoNe!!!"
togoretastic.bsky.social
👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 10d
* It’s Octogore.
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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 15d
"...FuCk, I MiSs tOgOrE..."
vampiriccryptid.bsky.social
𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 18d
"iN ThAt cAsE, lEaD ThE WaY!"
togoretastic.bsky.social
👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 18d
* I suppose I’ll join you two. Just so no fights break out.
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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 18d
"hAsN'T StOpPeD Me bEfOrE! lEt's gO AlReAdY!"
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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 18d
"tOgOrE, bUdDy, PaL.... LoOk aT Me..."

"dO I LoOk lIkE I GiVe a sHiT If tHeY'Re uNfRiEnDlY HeRe aNd tHeN?"
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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 18d
"wHaT!?"

"h-hOw dArE ThEy! InTrOdUcE Me tO ThEm! I'Ll pRoVe tHeM WrOnG AnD GiVe tHeM A PiEcE Of mY MiNd!"
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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 19d
"oH No! ThAt's hOrRiBlE!"

"WhAt hApPeNeD?"
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vampiriccryptid.bsky.social
𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 20d
"i lIkE It, It's a pReTtY StUpId pOtEnTiAl cAtChPhRaSe!"
togoretastic.bsky.social
👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 20d
* ...I don’t know.

* It’s something I said a lot when my dad’s favorite cowboy show came on.
vampiriccryptid.bsky.social
𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 20d
"...WhAt's tHaT EvEn sUpPoSeD To mEaN?"
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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 20d
"...WhAt's tHaT EvEn sUpPoSeD To mEaN?"
togoretastic.bsky.social
👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 20d
* My morning is, uh..
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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 20d
"i dOn't gIvE A DaMn, TaLkInG AnImAl tHiNg!"

"wHaT ThE FuCk eVeN ArE YoU!?"
theteddiebear.bsky.social
𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 20d
Sheesh! Your shouting almost jumpscared me!
vampiriccryptid.bsky.social
𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 21d
"gOoD FuCkIn' MoRnInG!!!"

"...hOw's eVeRyOnE DoIn' ToDaY?"
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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 21d
"aH, gOt iT... lEt mE JuSt wRiTe tHaT DoWn..."

*tHe cRyPtId... SoMeHoW WrOtE AlL ThAt dOwN On a sTiCkY NoTe...*

"jUsT ReMeMbEr, If yOu wAnNa dEaL WiTh tHe pLaN, wE OnLy gOt oNe sHoT To dO It, AnD ThAt's tOmOrRoW! sO GeT WaTcHiN'!"
togoretastic.bsky.social
👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 21d
* You have a phone? It’s not often that cryptids have a phone. I’m certainly not complaining.

* My number is 847-5221.
vampiriccryptid.bsky.social
𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡 @vampiriccryptid.bsky.social · 21d
"yUp! YoU GoT A PhOnE At aLl? We cAn dIsCuSs iT In tHe mOrNiNg iF 'yA Do... PrObAbLy!"
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