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Vanity-Complex
@vanitycomplex.bsky.social
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I don’t care how you perceive me, as long as it’s a slur. The cats name is Calliope, and all my bloomfs are lil peas. Je me présent comme un slur. Le chat s’appelle Calliope, et tous mes bloomfs sont mes petits pois. They/Them Français/Anglais
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Okay yeah divorce goes crazy
But we really do be loving your presence ❤️
Made it through a 12 hour work day. Now to drive home an hour 🥲
Can’t look at losses if you can’t look at the reports 🙂‍↕️ #tipsforjonsuccess
And where would you like this penetrative sex? With what instrument of penetration?
Option! Give her the 4D experience of being crucified
Might vaporization be a little too quick and painless? Where is the suffer button?
Either that or Venmo me $10 for sweet treats @ chaotictranself 🥰
Hey, imma need everyone to just be positive and believe the world can change for the better this week, just until I get my sleep schedule back on track
Queer Bluesky, how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

I was 13 and now I’m 28 babes 😌 over half of my life fagging it up! If you’re not out yet, know that it’s okay to take your time and we’ll continue to hold space for you if/when you’re ready!
Queer Bluesky, how old were you when you came out and how old are your now?

15 and now I'm 32. Lived most of my life out of the closet 💅
Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

18, and I’m *cough*30*cough* now
Okay, but consider this pick up line: “Jesus may be lord, but I can show you god if you let me 😘”
I feast outside of the francosphere it’s not , which is why I take every opportunity to educate the people 🫡
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Hung like an innocent woman during the Salem witch trials
Hot girls love new jeans 😌
If there was a typo in one of your posts, gods divine gift of vision would obscure my eyes and show me the true word on the page, clearing your word of any earthly imperfection 😌
Need me a man like this (I’m Zendaya)
This is Ella 😌 she’s a sweet bean and very anxious haha
I thought you’d never ask 😌
Well you know what they say, you are what you eat and I can imagine I’d be even sweeter in-between those cheeks
I can not stress this enough: oh my god you’re so hot