Vanity Complex
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Enemy of the state available en français/anglais. They/Them but you can just call me a slur. Cat is Calliope and she’s who manages my likes and follows. For professional inquiries, god help us all
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You want me to send an email? The thing Jeffrey Epstein loved doing??
February 2, 2026 at 9:42 PM
You want me to send an email? The thing Jeffrey Epstein loved doing??
So while the great American empire is collapsing, can my creditors also collapse or?
February 2, 2026 at 10:08 PM
So while the great American empire is collapsing, can my creditors also collapse or?
God I wish I was a baseball rn 😵💫🫠
February 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
God I wish I was a baseball rn 😵💫🫠
Someone please come get me. It is genuinely taking EVERYTHING in me not to be hateful on the internet today 🥲
February 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Someone please come get me. It is genuinely taking EVERYTHING in me not to be hateful on the internet today 🥲
I know good things come to those who wait, but it's been 2 weeks. Why haven't my sunglasses shipped 🥲
February 2, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I know good things come to those who wait, but it's been 2 weeks. Why haven't my sunglasses shipped 🥲
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The thing about enjoying winter is that you have to learn that it's okay to slow down and actually hibernate in whatever modern way makes sense for you. Get into that cozy sweater and enjoy it.
February 2, 2026 at 1:40 PM
The thing about enjoying winter is that you have to learn that it's okay to slow down and actually hibernate in whatever modern way makes sense for you. Get into that cozy sweater and enjoy it.
Wasn’t aware I had so many Lola Young fans on the skyline and genuinely so happy she is getting her flowers!!!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Wasn’t aware I had so many Lola Young fans on the skyline and genuinely so happy she is getting her flowers!!!!!!
Everyone say goodnight to duke please
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Everyone say goodnight to duke please
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BREAKING: Democrat Taylor Rehmet flips GOP-held Texas state Senate seat in special election for district Trump handily won in 2024.
Democrat Taylor Rehmet wins a reliably Republican Texas state Senate seat, stunning GOP
Democrat Taylor Rehmet has won a special election for the Texas state Senate and flipped a reliably Republican district that President Donald Trump won by 17 points in 2024.
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February 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
BREAKING: Democrat Taylor Rehmet flips GOP-held Texas state Senate seat in special election for district Trump handily won in 2024.
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New personality dropping (wearing eyeliner for the first)
February 1, 2026 at 4:24 AM
New personality dropping (wearing eyeliner for the first)
it would be the one straight white guy that would leave a negative review of my workshop on solidarity and using privilege as power telling me it should be ”more skills based”
February 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
it would be the one straight white guy that would leave a negative review of my workshop on solidarity and using privilege as power telling me it should be ”more skills based”
Never mind the jobs you had. Tell me the 5 classes you took in college.
Deliberative Techniques
Rhetoric of Racial Justice
Environmental International Politics
Advanced French Phonetics
Copy Editing
Deliberative Techniques
Rhetoric of Racial Justice
Environmental International Politics
Advanced French Phonetics
Copy Editing
Nevermind the jobs you had.
Tell me 5 classes you took in college.
🍆 Human Sexuality (aka dirty 230)
🇪🇸 Spanish Peninsular Film
♿ Disability Studies
🪨 Geology
🌠 Astronomy
👥 Sociology
Those were the more interesting ones I think 🤷♂️
Tell me 5 classes you took in college.
🍆 Human Sexuality (aka dirty 230)
🇪🇸 Spanish Peninsular Film
♿ Disability Studies
🪨 Geology
🌠 Astronomy
👥 Sociology
Those were the more interesting ones I think 🤷♂️
Nevermind the jobs you had.
Tell me 5 classes you took in college.
(Just 5? Okay then. 💅🏻✨️)
🌱 Plant Biotechnology
🧬 Genomics and Bioinformatics
☣️ Pathophysiology
🤚 Anatomy and Physiology (multiple semesters)
🔬 Microbiology (multiple semesters)
🦠 Biology (multiple semesters)
Etc...
Tell me 5 classes you took in college.
(Just 5? Okay then. 💅🏻✨️)
🌱 Plant Biotechnology
🧬 Genomics and Bioinformatics
☣️ Pathophysiology
🤚 Anatomy and Physiology (multiple semesters)
🔬 Microbiology (multiple semesters)
🦠 Biology (multiple semesters)
Etc...
January 31, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Never mind the jobs you had. Tell me the 5 classes you took in college.
Deliberative Techniques
Rhetoric of Racial Justice
Environmental International Politics
Advanced French Phonetics
Copy Editing
Deliberative Techniques
Rhetoric of Racial Justice
Environmental International Politics
Advanced French Phonetics
Copy Editing
At this point i respect jay-z’s verse on monster more than (redacted)
January 31, 2026 at 1:06 AM
At this point i respect jay-z’s verse on monster more than (redacted)
Just a reminder that everything is terrible, yes, but it is imperative that you find the joy despite it all! Good music, good food, good friends. They want us separate from the pleasures because it makes us easier to defeat. Don't give them that power of your joy.
January 30, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Just a reminder that everything is terrible, yes, but it is imperative that you find the joy despite it all! Good music, good food, good friends. They want us separate from the pleasures because it makes us easier to defeat. Don't give them that power of your joy.
Hey you, whatcha doin down there?
January 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Hey you, whatcha doin down there?
God I prayed for whores, not horrors. God, are you listening? WHORES!
January 30, 2026 at 2:27 PM
God I prayed for whores, not horrors. God, are you listening? WHORES!
Okay but maybe we meme the melania movie so hard that they rerelease it in theaters like they did with morbius so it can flop a second time
January 30, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Okay but maybe we meme the melania movie so hard that they rerelease it in theaters like they did with morbius so it can flop a second time
Kinda need someone to say they love me before they snap me in half like a dry twig under the foot of the winner of fat bear week 🐻
January 30, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Kinda need someone to say they love me before they snap me in half like a dry twig under the foot of the winner of fat bear week 🐻
We will create laws with no mechanism of enforcement to control the lawlessness group. This time we’re really sure it’s going to work 🙂
January 30, 2026 at 3:08 AM
We will create laws with no mechanism of enforcement to control the lawlessness group. This time we’re really sure it’s going to work 🙂
Good thing art always has and always will be apolitical 🙂
Cosmopolitan asks Sydney Sweeney if she ever intends to publicly state her political beliefs:
“No. I’m not a political person. I’m in the arts. I’m not here to speak on politics. That’s not an area I’ve ever even imagined getting into… but I don’t believe in hate in any form.”
“No. I’m not a political person. I’m in the arts. I’m not here to speak on politics. That’s not an area I’ve ever even imagined getting into… but I don’t believe in hate in any form.”
January 30, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Good thing art always has and always will be apolitical 🙂
Yeah, I’m an expert in my field, said field of being stupid online 😌
January 29, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Yeah, I’m an expert in my field, said field of being stupid online 😌
Actually need "non-partisan" organizations to disappear. You cannot exist in good conscience believe in non-partisanship when fascists are in the room. Society has got to drop this charade of the virtuous neutral ffs
January 29, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Actually need "non-partisan" organizations to disappear. You cannot exist in good conscience believe in non-partisanship when fascists are in the room. Society has got to drop this charade of the virtuous neutral ffs
New jacket alert
January 29, 2026 at 5:21 PM
New jacket alert
Reaching out to my university's fashion design program to see if there is a student who can make me more of my favorite pants because I only have one pair and they're starting to degrade 🥲
January 28, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Reaching out to my university's fashion design program to see if there is a student who can make me more of my favorite pants because I only have one pair and they're starting to degrade 🥲