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Vanity-Complex

Vanity-Complex

@vanitycomplex.bsky.social

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I don’t care how you perceive me, as long as it’s a slur. The cats name is Calliope, and all my bloomfs are lil peas. Je me présent comme un slur. Le chat s’appelle Calliope, et tous mes bloomfs sont mes petits pois. They/Them Français/Anglais

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Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · Apr 20

Okay yeah divorce goes crazy

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 3h

Babe I’m on my way

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 5h

So, um, I think there’s room for another on that bed right 👀

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 5h

Don’t just sit there reading cutie, let’s hear you 😘

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 6h

Omg date day!!

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 6h

That’s my partner who’s not my partner and is my soulmate and we joke about getting married but we just might (not) and actually it’s really complicated but we get it

Picture of vanity complex and their partner

A note that reads, “my sweet darling — just writing this note to express how deeply I love you and hope you find it at the exact right time. You are a treasure, a gift to the world (and to me). You deserve very very good things my love. I hope you are having a sweet day. Love, Liv”

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 6h

Need a man who I can tell to bark and he’ll ask how loud

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 6h

I’m sure we can train that pretty little throat of yours to handle it 😘

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 6h

That could be arranged 😘

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 6h

Yes, but only if I get to watch 😌

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 6h

I volunteer 🙋🏻

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 7h

Three (I have chosen this number arbitrarily)

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 7h

How do you look so cute

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 7h

First date ideas 👀

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 7h

Me watching my friends have a lovely double date

Sickos meme of man wearing a shirt that says sickos while he says “yes, hahaha, yes!”

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 7h

Feeling some sort of way this morning

A picture of vanity complex’s cock and balls. Their torso too

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 7h

God feel this in my soul

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 7h

Any burrito is a breakfast burrito if you’re pure of heart and full of love (and burrito) 😌

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 7h

Need this and am accepting applications

Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 9h

artist’s depiction of my Thursday evening

art from shittishittibangbang.tumblr.com which depicts a bottom getting used by a couple who is kissing while the one who is not currently inside reads a book

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 8h

That’s my favorite type of morning 🥵

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 18h

As you deserve!!!

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 23h

When I top I’m a woman, but when I bottom I’m some guy, but when I’m side I’m really just a primordial goo. Hope that helps!

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 1d

And that’s taste!

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 1d

So, Rose Grey

Rose Greys album Louder Please cover

Pikman saying “I’m wet and wild” in reference to a song by Rose Grey

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 1d

God please 🥵 I’m begging

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 1d

*trying to think of another thing to say outside of “I can keep you warm”*
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