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Joshua Owen (he/him)
@joshuaowen.bsky.social
Strong
Majestic
Unevenly Hairy

instagram.com/joshuaowen
Pinned
Above desk // Below desk
Elizabeth Sparkle stuns in new form.

The form of Hasselback Au Gratin Potatoes. Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Happy Thanksgiving (if you're celebrating)! What are you looking forward to on this day of gluttony?
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Putting aside my annoyance with bagging leaves in the Fall, I have no idea why anyone is using a leaf blower and attempting to wrangle fallen leaves on a day with up to 50 mph wind gusts. What are you accomplishing aside from annoying me with the constant sound of your leaf blower?
a cartoon of homer simpson holding a card
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson holding a card
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November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
@viennabeef.social has god on his side.
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It’s that great time of year when I get to sit in the morning in the glow of the Christmas tree before it gets light outside.
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
When the light is right, you gotta #mcm.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Watching people fall down is my love language.
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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My archive sale is now on for the next week. These are the last remaining pieces from sold out print runs over the last year or two. Anything left will go back into the archives at the end of the sale.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Gait*
There’s a couple that walks past the house every weekend. And they both have a gate that says, “Last night I was fisted.” And you know what, good for her and good for him.
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
There’s a couple that walks past the house every weekend. And they both have a gate that says, “Last night I was fisted.” And you know what, good for her and good for him.
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
What kind of dysfunction is it when you are still (delightfully) surprised to find out a TikToker you’ve enjoyed for a while also does OF or JFF in addition to their other online presence? Anyway… Morning!
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Happy Janemas to all who celebrate.
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I either just watched a squirrel get the zoomies or witnessed an adorable squirrel on the spectrum. Either way, it was adorable.
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Hey chat, is the energy off (even more than the rest of 2025) for anyone else today?
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Eye thread!
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
What list did all of you 🚬s get on to see Wicked tonight?
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Did JC “Schizophrenic” so that Gaga could “Mayhem?”
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Criminally underrated album.
Schizophrenic by JC Chasez on Apple Music
Album · 2004 · 17 Songs
music.apple.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
When you WFH full-time, this is very real and very dangerous.
Baby it’s once I’m in the house I’m not coming back out season!
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Morning boys! Off to Lowe's to kick off weekend chores. Let me know if you need anything.
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Martini and pizza on a Friday night. More routine than you might think.
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Finally pausing Lux replays to bask in the Afterglow with FKA Twigs.
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Goon Becomes Her

You’ve Got Goon

Josie and the Goony Cats
Goon a movie

The Goondock Saints
Goon Girl
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Morning! The week may have shrunk you down, but we made it to the end. Happy Friday!
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM