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thomcb88.bsky.social
Chad
@thomcb88.bsky.social
spent a summer with Laurie Metcalf’s dog. gay, actor, marketing professional, does other things too

📍Chicago | 👬 married to my husban—…my husb—… well, a gay guy!

Tastefully NSFW at times
Pinned
finally
men are SICK
February 6, 2026 at 4:22 PM
we do be texting
February 6, 2026 at 2:38 PM
who up irrigating they sinuses
February 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
sorry but the photo shoots of Connor Storrie make me laugh a lil
February 6, 2026 at 1:32 AM
A “security guard” on the CTA just got his head closed in the doors because he tried to spit real quick before we took off. Now he’s watching videos on his phone with no headphones.
February 5, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Ah yes, February: a time for Gay Guy Body Dysmorphia and Seasonal Depression to maximize their Joint Slay
February 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Everyone is mean to me (guy won’t take his back pack off on the train and it keeps touching me)
February 5, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Well it’s definitely winter now because my skin is dry as hell AND it’s breaking out 🤡
February 5, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I paid so much for this phone you’d think it could do something interesting
February 5, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I washed my sneakers and now they’re green again 🫡
February 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
my cwedit cawd biww is too high ☹️
February 4, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Goonight eberyone

- sent from my iPhone
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 AM
the idea of Presidents’ Day 🫩
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
do you guys like websites
February 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
okay so @ohnonotgenagen.bsky.social is the only person who loves me got it cool
I need $3,500
February 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
why does this gym have one set of 20 lb dumbbells
February 3, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Let’s fast forward
February 3, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Jon just took a photo of his food with the flash on boomer alert
February 3, 2026 at 1:33 AM
sometimes Jon and I go out to eat and the vibe is that this is also our independent scrolling time and I wonder how many people look at us and assume we are an unhappy couple who hate each other 😈
February 3, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I need about $3,500
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
my cat exists solely to sleep on my face at night in attempt to kill me, and to chew on metal door hinges and door stops in my vicinity for ten minutes before his feeder goes off, which is every 6 hours
February 2, 2026 at 5:54 PM
we are always out of coffee beans when I am hungover
February 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Reposted by Chad
"white births drop below 50%"

who tf caaaarrresss??? you gotta be a deeply unintelligent person to be threatened by the concept of race. like, capitalism is the thing that's still fucking all of us over no matter who holds the reins
January 31, 2026 at 11:55 PM
gay guy group chats - they can be so many things
January 31, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I posted about almost getting hit by a car and this is how @radplanets.com responded 🫩
January 30, 2026 at 11:14 PM