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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · Aug 11

gotta feel so good to be a lizard lying in the sun

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Perfect!

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and not to brag, we also killed Jason twice 😏

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in my gamer era (back2back victories in Fortnite)

localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 7h

if I surgically put back my foreskin will it like factory reset me

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wait, just checking was it the Tylenol or the circumcision or the vaccination that gave me a sprinkling of the tism

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Easily one of my favorites!!

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Bring your appetite!

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Unlikely!

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Just made an apple and shallot grilled cheese with cheddar and muenster on Cheesecake Factory brown bread

Muppets character Swedish chef holding his fingers to his lips and doing the classic kissing delicious noise

localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 8h

Just like me, my upper back was NOT in a straight line

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Brady, do you like to go on adventures? Are you just as cool with staying home or going out? Are you looking for your patrick?

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Humbled by the video I just took to see my yoga form

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It’s okay I will 🍆🍆🍆🍆

Encyclopaedia Britannica @britannica.com · 14h

New Jersey is the number one producer of eggplant in the United States.

It produces 26 million pounds of eggplant every year, and is sometimes called “the eggplant capital of the world.”

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Harim @harim.bsky.social · 13h

Funny enough, that's also my nickname for @localswampgay.bsky.social

Encyclopaedia Britannica @britannica.com · 14h

New Jersey is the number one producer of eggplant in the United States.

It produces 26 million pounds of eggplant every year, and is sometimes called “the eggplant capital of the world.”

Don’t make us use the emoji.

localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 14h

It was very humid that day!!

localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 15h

please let the record show I’ve been singing on treadmills for YEARS before lorde and her little show

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For the gossip

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Bluesky moderation asking if I am writing in Finnish

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Sadly I need that one for scrolling and working!

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Tough call really

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go into an office where I am the only one from my team at the location or stay as I am with one hand on a purring cat and one foot on a snoring dog

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Don’t forget the hay ride!!

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It’s their second annual one!