localswampgay
@localswampgay.bsky.social
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localswampgay
@localswampgay.bsky.social
· Oct 16
I don’t mind straight people but I’d like it if they stop following me here Kthnx
what am I supposed to wear to holiday party in Atlanta??? are sweaters a thing there or will I die of heat exhaustion
December 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
what am I supposed to wear to holiday party in Atlanta??? are sweaters a thing there or will I die of heat exhaustion
Christy Carlson Romano has a darkness to her
December 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Christy Carlson Romano has a darkness to her
birds keep pooping on my car and like I’m a vegetarian, sisters why have you punished me
December 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
birds keep pooping on my car and like I’m a vegetarian, sisters why have you punished me
weve done no such thing, my lawyers will be in touch
The Russo Brothers share a new cryptic photo teasing ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
weve done no such thing, my lawyers will be in touch
Reposted by localswampgay
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
got home at 3:30 am, cleaned off cars and shoveled walkways, fought wegmans Sunday crowds and spent four hours surrounded by extended family one five hours of sleep. I am the sleepiest sugar plum in all the North Pole
December 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
got home at 3:30 am, cleaned off cars and shoveled walkways, fought wegmans Sunday crowds and spent four hours surrounded by extended family one five hours of sleep. I am the sleepiest sugar plum in all the North Pole
She’s actually a southern girl at heart
December 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
She’s actually a southern girl at heart
It’s called fashun
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It’s called fashun
if you stuck a candy cane up your butt would it dissolve
December 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
if you stuck a candy cane up your butt would it dissolve
Reposted by localswampgay
what are you gonna do about it, 𝘨𝘢𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘺?
December 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
what are you gonna do about it, 𝘨𝘢𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘺?
unlike the heterosexual wearing Santa outfits this year, I will be wearing a little elf hat because im a faggot
December 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
unlike the heterosexual wearing Santa outfits this year, I will be wearing a little elf hat because im a faggot
now why on a completely empty track are you choosing to walk in the same lane I have been running in and then drifting into the lane I moved to
December 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
now why on a completely empty track are you choosing to walk in the same lane I have been running in and then drifting into the lane I moved to
my mom: what do you think I should do? (in regards to her baking schedule)
*tells her what I would do*
my mom: well, I can’t do that.
Queen of getting herself in a tizzy and not listening to advice!!!
*tells her what I would do*
my mom: well, I can’t do that.
Queen of getting herself in a tizzy and not listening to advice!!!
December 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
my mom: what do you think I should do? (in regards to her baking schedule)
*tells her what I would do*
my mom: well, I can’t do that.
Queen of getting herself in a tizzy and not listening to advice!!!
*tells her what I would do*
my mom: well, I can’t do that.
Queen of getting herself in a tizzy and not listening to advice!!!
love a gay detective and his twink priest
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
love a gay detective and his twink priest
wish I was a fruit bat munch munch munching on a mango
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
wish I was a fruit bat munch munch munching on a mango
filled with rigatoni
December 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
filled with rigatoni
the lady at work keeps adding more cc’s with each of our back and forths and I’m like add all the people you want, it changes nothing!!
December 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
the lady at work keeps adding more cc’s with each of our back and forths and I’m like add all the people you want, it changes nothing!!
when the air pump at the gas station accepts coins AND bills
December 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
when the air pump at the gas station accepts coins AND bills
Good evening bluesky
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Good evening bluesky
gag being I am well liked in my department and team but since I’m the only one in my department in the office I report to, I feel like this in office functions
December 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
gag being I am well liked in my department and team but since I’m the only one in my department in the office I report to, I feel like this in office functions
man on Grindr used a paper towel roll to show how big his feet are
December 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
man on Grindr used a paper towel roll to show how big his feet are
update my boss is in my office today so now I have to go to the holiday party BAH HAMBUH
already making me fly to Atlanta for a holiday party and department meeting so, no, I will not be attending another separate holiday lunch
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
update my boss is in my office today so now I have to go to the holiday party BAH HAMBUH
tbh wouldn’t have expected three of the stranger kids cast to have such versatile careers in music and acting (Joe keery, maya hawke, and finn wolfhard)
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
tbh wouldn’t have expected three of the stranger kids cast to have such versatile careers in music and acting (Joe keery, maya hawke, and finn wolfhard)
BLEAK
December 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
BLEAK
cuz I’m a punk rocker yes I am 🙂↕️
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
cuz I’m a punk rocker yes I am 🙂↕️