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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇

@velodus.bsky.social

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Ahoy, congrats on living in just the precise way to land on my profile in this moment! I write stuff and have a mondo cool YT channel. ~ ▶️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: youtube.com/velodus ⋆ 💸 𝗩𝗲𝗻𝗺𝗼: venmo.com/u/velodus ⋆ 🔗 𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲: https://linktr.ee/velodus ⋆

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 6d

Oh hi! Did you know that I have a YouTube channel that I occasionally neglect for long stretches? Well I'm planning to start uploading stuff again, so if you dig me/are madly in love with me, you're welcome to subscribe to me there if you're chill and cool.

youtube.com/@velodus

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Tommy Beer @tommybeernba.bsky.social · 1h

The last time LeBron James did not play in a Season Opener was October 2002.

Michael Jordan and John Stockton played that night.

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 10h

It's good! It's the kind of show I'd specifically recommend to ppl who are blegh about anime too, fwiw

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · Dec 14

You know what's a great little anime no one ever talks about? Deca-Dence. It's about people fending off giant bug monsters in a steampunky world but there's a very unique and inventive twist to it. Also the lead character is a woman with a prosthetic arm. I really like it and totally recommend it!

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 11h

Seeing you got a new follow but it's from someone already following like 100,000 other people

a bottle of ketchup sits on a shelf in a kitchen ..

ALT: a bottle of ketchup sits on a shelf in a kitchen ..

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 11h

That's true. Plus there is a "team of destiny" thing to them where if they don't win it here, it's totally believable they might not come close for a while again

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 11h

I haven't decided if I'm rooting for the Mariners or Blue Jays yet, but good job Mariners regardless

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 12h

That new Nike/Ken Griffey Jr. ad features a snippet of Bo Jackson running up the wall in 1990 and I think you could go all in if you wanted that this was the single coolest play in baseball history

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 13h

There should be very dramatic cutaways to Cal Raleigh's butt during all his at-bats

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 13h

Cris Collinsworth saying Patrick Mahomes sounds like Kermit the Frog

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 13h

I think it's awesome we're arriving at a place where NFL coaches are going for it on 4th-and-1 pretty much every time now.

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 14h

If you like watching big chonky catchers, you're in heaven watching this series.

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 14h

They're given the exact same weapon to start out with

Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 15h

If the Mariners' moose mascot and the Jays' bird mascot engaged in mortal combat, what would be the outcome?

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 15h

The reason I like the Mariners in this series is they have an in-game mascot race featuring a bunch of salmon, whereas the Blue Jays foolishly do NOT have a mascot race, which puts them at a severe disadvantage.