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@vepid.bsky.social
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gay white 30 something shitposting. they/them 🏳️‍⚧️😷🥖🌹🏴 pfp: salad cat with avatar aang's head arrow and yellow collar painted on header: a goomba with buff arms on a transparent checker background
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it didnt work. now she smells like pussy
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thanks ill try that
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thats high praise honestly
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i specifically installed cinnamon 1.3 on u!! why doesn't it working!!!
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i dont think a horse would steer a human very wel
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all the more reason to ignore ppl who invoke god to be scumbags. jesus would flip her off
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gotta agree with shlingus here she sounds like the CEO of huge piece of shit inc
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well then i guess god didn't make a mistake when he made her rotten and hollow. but i think she did when she decided to make it everyone's problem
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and shes right. i know soooo many swear words
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britney spears talk about me on soutb oark :):):)
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there rly is no substitute
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im about to give her a happy anniverssy >:)
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skill issue. i always got the fajitas
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me anf my wife 4th anviersary this week :)
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im like if gomez addams played league of legends
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i love being an ugly loser with the hottest fuckinh wife in the world
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i want to kiss my stupid FUCKING wife on her stupid FUCKING tity
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turning on incognito mode to google "carnival midway" and lament the march of time
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who needs caffeine when you have thank you scientist maps of non existent places
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it was bullshit hot on like tuesday
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9:47 pm frozen coffee 🤔
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who wore it better
kirby with his mouth extended fully over a blue car. the car is dirty and rusty, sticking out of the bottom of his mouth
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I GOT A THUMBS UP EMOJI LMAO
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my favorite thing to do when lib acquaintances respond to my palestine stories is give them a reasonable but big call to action and watch them make an excuse. rn im inviting them to join me in spending my christmas budget on evacuations. can't wait to see how they get out of that
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hahahahahahhahahahhaahhahahahahhahaha
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hmm. something about leading a horse to water