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vepid.bsky.social
peanut
@vepid.bsky.social
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gay white 30 something shitposting. they/them 🏳️‍⚧️😷🥖🌹🏴 pfp: salad cat with avatar aang's head arrow and yellow collar painted on header: a goomba with buff arms on a transparent checker background
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 1h
thats high praise honestly
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 1h
i specifically installed cinnamon 1.3 on u!! why doesn't it working!!!
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 2h
i dont think a horse would steer a human very wel
vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 2h
all the more reason to ignore ppl who invoke god to be scumbags. jesus would flip her off
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 8h
gotta agree with shlingus here she sounds like the CEO of huge piece of shit inc
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 8h
well then i guess god didn't make a mistake when he made her rotten and hollow. but i think she did when she decided to make it everyone's problem
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 13h
and shes right. i know soooo many swear words
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 13h
britney spears talk about me on soutb oark :):):)
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 20h
there rly is no substitute
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 20h
im about to give her a happy anniverssy >:)
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 20h
skill issue. i always got the fajitas
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 20h
me anf my wife 4th anviersary this week :)
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 1d
im like if gomez addams played league of legends
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 1d
i love being an ugly loser with the hottest fuckinh wife in the world
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 1d
i want to kiss my stupid FUCKING wife on her stupid FUCKING tity
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 1d
turning on incognito mode to google "carnival midway" and lament the march of time
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 1d
who needs caffeine when you have thank you scientist maps of non existent places
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 1d
it was bullshit hot on like tuesday
vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 1d
9:47 pm frozen coffee 🤔
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 1d
who wore it better
kirby with his mouth extended fully over a blue car. the car is dirty and rusty, sticking out of the bottom of his mouth
vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 1d
I GOT A THUMBS UP EMOJI LMAO
vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 1d
my favorite thing to do when lib acquaintances respond to my palestine stories is give them a reasonable but big call to action and watch them make an excuse. rn im inviting them to join me in spending my christmas budget on evacuations. can't wait to see how they get out of that
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 1d
hahahahahahhahahahhaahhahahahahhahaha
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 1d
hmm. something about leading a horse to water
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 1d
we need to get you a comically large bubble tea straw
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vepid.bsky.social
peanut @vepid.bsky.social · 1d
money cant buy happiness but it CAN buy not having roommates which would honestly get me 90% of the way there
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