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Toxi🔜BLFC @intoxicat2.bsky.social · 9h

you don’t have to be a horse to wear the cursed unremovable infinite feedbag, here let me put it on you like this and - done! see, isn’t it tasty?

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Krocomaw @krocomaw.bsky.social · 17h

Testing his limits…

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TV's Ichabod @ichabodbadger.bsky.social · 22h

found evil @codexgator.space in a book at an antiques pavilion. also adorable wolf

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DrangeL🔞 @megadolix.bsky.social · 1d

🐊🌱

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Kelina1080 @kelina1080.bsky.social · 1d

Say No To Gen AI!

#art #digitalart

Lineless fullbody illustration of a green croc character holding a giant sized paint brush with yellow,orange and red gradients with the words “Say No To Gen AI” above the croc’s head

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The Flattest Fattest Fuck @juicygatorade.bsky.social · 1d

Happy flat fuck Friday! I finally released my gator model! Make and become a flat fuck of your own! Links below!

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Verdori @verdori.bsky.social · 1d

Lesson learned. Boiling water does not kill the bacteria wrecking me. I spent 10am to 7pm alternating between the bathroom and a coma.

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jaspering 🐊 !! @jaspering.bsky.social · 18d

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Verdori @verdori.bsky.social · 2d

Ugh. Travel sickness, spurious sleep, and the tiny nature of european groceries/fridges/kitchenware have meant I have been eating one small meal a day for the past week and a half. Genuinely would do some shady things to eat like an American without the risk of puking

Pic of tiny food for reference

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Verdori @verdori.bsky.social · 2d

*Gator eating one meal a day for the past week*

Fuck, I miss American splendor.

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Verdori @verdori.bsky.social · 2d

Nice office for someone who basically said please and got a faculty badge!

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Verdori @verdori.bsky.social · 2d

Not the same, but when my dad came up to Ohio last week to take my car while I'm gone, I took him out for Somali, Uyghur, Shandong, Irish pub food, Korean Fried Chicken, and some local dives while we moved out over the week.

I'm sure that could stretch out to killing another belt notch.

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Der Nooks @dernooks.bsky.social · 3d

Were-🐊

😮

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Verdori @verdori.bsky.social · 3d

can verify as a legit propaganda scholar (why I'm in Latvia to begin with), it will come for you

The Flattest Fattest Fuck @juicygatorade.bsky.social · 4d

You will succumb to HUGE ALLIGATOR PROPAGANDA

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Mr.Lemur 🎨🖌️✨🐾 🔜 NFC 🔜ATT1 @misterlemur.bsky.social · 4d

Spooky Croc ✨🦴🐊

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Verdori @verdori.bsky.social · 3d

Ordering kebab with the ass option because it was funny. Good lord it was spicy enough to appease any of the Turks living here. I thought it was going to be Midwest/Baltic spicy.

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Verdori @verdori.bsky.social · 4d

What else could be much more ultra-nerd than our paths in academia? Doubly so on the confidence factor when we have to productively yap at hundreds of 20 year olds while the size of a small smart car.

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Verdori @verdori.bsky.social · 4d

Guys I made it to the archive, did research, went grocery shopping, and worked at the library all without throwing up once :D

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BROK THE BRAWL BAR now available 🐊 🥊 @cowcatgames.com · 5d

Hit the like button if you agree this is peak crocogator 🐊

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Verdori @verdori.bsky.social · 5d

Like I said. Gut biomes. I think getting around town kicks in whatever germs, bacteria, or microbes that is fighting my American guts and makes me sick.

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Verdori @verdori.bsky.social · 5d

If you're asking about the fat fuck lizard who should be a gaining behemoth at all hours? No.

If you're asking about a fat American lad who ought to diet anyhow? He'll live.

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Verdori @verdori.bsky.social · 5d

*cut to gator vomiting in a bush on his hour long walk back to his flat*

Gut biome's got hands :(

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Verdori @verdori.bsky.social · 5d

Ha! Vomited in a public bathroom this time! You cant get me again travel sickness!

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SwellerSilver @swellersilver.bsky.social · 5d

Striker maybe a model but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t know how to throw down a big juicy sausage, and other meals if that doesn’t fit your appetite

🎨 by: @timebombdogart.bsky.social

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Izzy's OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS @izzyfatcat.bsky.social · 6d

CW: #Fatfur
A happy Flat Fuck Friday to all and to all a good scrub.
Commissioned by DoranDoran.bsky.social

a monumentally massive alligator man, nearly as tall as he is wide, lying on his stomach and deeply enjoying a scrub along his back from a rotary brush like from a carwash.

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