Toxi
@intoxicat2.bsky.social
It’s me, Toxi | he/they | 29 | wolf or something who knows?? | icon by @wiishyishii.bsky.social
trello: https://trello.com/b/pTf07Pn8/toxi-commissions
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the first thing i did when i turned into a snake is test with a mirror if i could hypnotize people into gaining weight and uh long story short I’ve put on some weight
January 17, 2026 at 8:58 AM
the first thing i did when i turned into a snake is test with a mirror if i could hypnotize people into gaining weight and uh long story short I’ve put on some weight
i always forget all non-dragons turn into super loyal kobolds fixated on serving dragons for dragon appreciation day, but here we are yip yap
January 16, 2026 at 6:31 PM
i always forget all non-dragons turn into super loyal kobolds fixated on serving dragons for dragon appreciation day, but here we are yip yap
hey uh turns you into a fat nerdy weasel with a big toony snout
January 16, 2026 at 2:41 AM
hey uh turns you into a fat nerdy weasel with a big toony snout
i’m going to be so mad when everyone tfs into living fursuits at ANE and i’m not there
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 AM
i’m going to be so mad when everyone tfs into living fursuits at ANE and i’m not there
yeah i might’ve been churned into someone’s permanent sentient belly fat but lets not let that change our friend dynamic too much
January 14, 2026 at 7:53 AM
yeah i might’ve been churned into someone’s permanent sentient belly fat but lets not let that change our friend dynamic too much
dps stands for “damage” per second?? why didn’t anyone tell me to stop magically stuffing them with /doughnuts/ all raid night then??
January 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
dps stands for “damage” per second?? why didn’t anyone tell me to stop magically stuffing them with /doughnuts/ all raid night then??
such a dilemma wanting to be both a heavy doughy nerdwolf and a simple squeaky balloon dog
January 11, 2026 at 7:34 AM
such a dilemma wanting to be both a heavy doughy nerdwolf and a simple squeaky balloon dog
anyone else feeling lightheaded tonight?
January 10, 2026 at 7:34 AM
anyone else feeling lightheaded tonight?
what if i retroactively changed your entire species to be a stereotypical “heavy” species like elephants and hippos?
i guess none of you chonkers would notice but i’ll still think it’s funny
i guess none of you chonkers would notice but i’ll still think it’s funny
January 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
what if i retroactively changed your entire species to be a stereotypical “heavy” species like elephants and hippos?
i guess none of you chonkers would notice but i’ll still think it’s funny
i guess none of you chonkers would notice but i’ll still think it’s funny
every time you take a bite of anything, reality warps to make you willingly eating another stick of butter
every time you take a sip of anything, reality warps to make you happily chugging some more melted ice cream
every time you take a sip of anything, reality warps to make you happily chugging some more melted ice cream
January 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
every time you take a bite of anything, reality warps to make you willingly eating another stick of butter
every time you take a sip of anything, reality warps to make you happily chugging some more melted ice cream
every time you take a sip of anything, reality warps to make you happily chugging some more melted ice cream
i love to see like, black and red dragons or equally badass designs that would look so serious if they weren’t blimped up by 5+ burgers a day and soda addictions
January 4, 2026 at 6:14 AM
i love to see like, black and red dragons or equally badass designs that would look so serious if they weren’t blimped up by 5+ burgers a day and soda addictions
new year new moo!
wait i meant new moo!!
why cant i stop saying moo when i say mroOOoo??
m-mroOOoo!? 💦
wait i meant new moo!!
why cant i stop saying moo when i say mroOOoo??
m-mroOOoo!? 💦
January 1, 2026 at 6:14 AM
new year new moo!
wait i meant new moo!!
why cant i stop saying moo when i say mroOOoo??
m-mroOOoo!? 💦
wait i meant new moo!!
why cant i stop saying moo when i say mroOOoo??
m-mroOOoo!? 💦
for every person making their new years resolution to lose weight, someone gets randomly assigned to gain the weight they lose
December 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
for every person making their new years resolution to lose weight, someone gets randomly assigned to gain the weight they lose
i looked into my lil scrying orb and 2026 is the year you slip into hedonistic gluttony and get hopelessly massive, just a nice heads up for you <3
December 31, 2025 at 5:49 AM
i looked into my lil scrying orb and 2026 is the year you slip into hedonistic gluttony and get hopelessly massive, just a nice heads up for you <3
begging for your friends to call you ‘wideload’ cause you’re cursed to gain 5 pounds every time anyone refers to you by anything else (whether you’re there or not)
and now they think it’s sooo funny to call you ‘tideload’ and ‘wideroad’ “by accident”
and now they think it’s sooo funny to call you ‘tideload’ and ‘wideroad’ “by accident”
December 28, 2025 at 8:21 AM
begging for your friends to call you ‘wideload’ cause you’re cursed to gain 5 pounds every time anyone refers to you by anything else (whether you’re there or not)
and now they think it’s sooo funny to call you ‘tideload’ and ‘wideroad’ “by accident”
and now they think it’s sooo funny to call you ‘tideload’ and ‘wideroad’ “by accident”
you don’t remember last night??
we turned into reindeer and got assigned to the north pole’s cookie duty
with santa’s christmas time dilation, we probably ate like tens of thousands of cookies
by the look of your fat reindeer belly, looks like the magic still hasn’t worn off yet (if it ever does)
we turned into reindeer and got assigned to the north pole’s cookie duty
with santa’s christmas time dilation, we probably ate like tens of thousands of cookies
by the look of your fat reindeer belly, looks like the magic still hasn’t worn off yet (if it ever does)
December 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
you don’t remember last night??
we turned into reindeer and got assigned to the north pole’s cookie duty
with santa’s christmas time dilation, we probably ate like tens of thousands of cookies
by the look of your fat reindeer belly, looks like the magic still hasn’t worn off yet (if it ever does)
we turned into reindeer and got assigned to the north pole’s cookie duty
with santa’s christmas time dilation, we probably ate like tens of thousands of cookies
by the look of your fat reindeer belly, looks like the magic still hasn’t worn off yet (if it ever does)
the mistletoe tradition is cute and all but let’s start a new one where if you pass under a mistletoe you turn into a doughy hyena gamer girl
December 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the mistletoe tradition is cute and all but let’s start a new one where if you pass under a mistletoe you turn into a doughy hyena gamer girl
me showing up to the white elephant as an actual huge ass elephant, clearly having no idea what a white elephant actually is
December 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
me showing up to the white elephant as an actual huge ass elephant, clearly having no idea what a white elephant actually is
now that the year’s almost over let’s have a flashback episode
(except i reality warp you to have been way fatter every flashback, immediately making you fatter in the present every time)
(except i reality warp you to have been way fatter every flashback, immediately making you fatter in the present every time)
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
now that the year’s almost over let’s have a flashback episode
(except i reality warp you to have been way fatter every flashback, immediately making you fatter in the present every time)
(except i reality warp you to have been way fatter every flashback, immediately making you fatter in the present every time)
banned from all rideshares because your fat ass breaks the suspension of every car you sit in
December 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
banned from all rideshares because your fat ass breaks the suspension of every car you sit in
maybe i deserve to gain this 500 lbs for eating the cookies and drinking the milk for santa, but like, i’m pretty sure i saved him from all this weight so i kinda saved christmas
December 20, 2025 at 7:03 AM
maybe i deserve to gain this 500 lbs for eating the cookies and drinking the milk for santa, but like, i’m pretty sure i saved him from all this weight so i kinda saved christmas
sometimes i just wanna ask someone to make me a sona and try it on for a while to see how hard it sticks with me
December 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
sometimes i just wanna ask someone to make me a sona and try it on for a while to see how hard it sticks with me
Reposted by Toxi
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
dude check your sona it doesnt matter what picture someone turned you into a fat reindeer retroactively
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
dude check your sona it doesnt matter what picture someone turned you into a fat reindeer retroactively