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@violetisdelicious.bsky.social

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Vivacious snarky married lady chasing dopamine. Come for the wine mom thirst traps - oops, now you’re stuck here. 🍸 https://cash.app/$VioletIsDelicious 🎁 https://throne.com/violetisdelicious 💌 https://ngl.link/violetisdelicious

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Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · Nov 26

Apologies to anyone who started following me expecting me to be funny. It was a one time thing and unlikely to happen ever again.

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Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 9h

It’s about damn time!

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Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 12h

Potatoes make everything better.

Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 12h

This is cruel and unusual punishment.

Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 14h

Keep the dream alive!

Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 14h

Sports? Ugh. No, thank you.

A screencap of the NGL site for sending anonymous messages that says: What would you do if we were in a wrestling match and you had to make me tap out to win?

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Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 15h

Can’t believe no one sent my hungover ass a breakfast sandwich.

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Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 15h

Probably the next time I’m drunk and unsupervised.

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Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 17h

Oops, you snoozed and lost 🤷‍♀️

Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 1d

I missed this one! I think we all know by now, the answer is alcohol.

Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, y’all have been fun. But drunk girl gotta pass out now.

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Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 1d

June 21st, obviously. Because what even is this question.

I like men, but the amount of importance you place on cock sucking is hilarious. Sorry, but also not sorry. 😘

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Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 1d

This isn’t a question. But 🥵🫠

I couldn’t say for sure, but I bet you’re right.

Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 1d

This made me LOL. I made it up to him, because I’m the best. Never forget it.

Rob missed my “amazing” tits. They’re mid at best.

Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, hello. Step right up, please.

Normally, I’m very good at this, but I’m drunk, so apologies.

Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 1d

Would fall down that rabbit hole.

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Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 1d

For a minute. 😉

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Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 1d

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Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry if you missed my tit pic. They were decent.

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Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 1d

😂

Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 1d

You mean street corn or this is some Midwestern shit.

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Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 1d

Right? ENJOY 😏

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Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 1d

Is this a joke? WTF is corn salad?

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Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no! I’m not a huge ribs person. I prefer bbq sides? I’m an embarrassment to my people. Pork ribs, I think.

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Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 1d

Right?!

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Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 1d

Diane Keaton?! Fuck everything.

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