Violet
@violetisdelicious.bsky.social
I may have extremely poor impulse control, but I’m a freakin’ delight. (she/her/hot stuff)
Offerings of devotion can be sent here ↙️
🍸 https://cash.app/$VioletIsDelicious
🎁 https://throne.com/violetisdelicious
💌 https://ngl.link/violetisdelicious
Offerings of devotion can be sent here ↙️
🍸 https://cash.app/$VioletIsDelicious
🎁 https://throne.com/violetisdelicious
💌 https://ngl.link/violetisdelicious
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Violet
@violetisdelicious.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Apologies to anyone who started following me expecting me to be funny. It was a one time thing and unlikely to happen ever again.
Shoutout to everybody slaving away in the kitchen today. Hope your wine glass has stayed topped off.
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Shoutout to everybody slaving away in the kitchen today. Hope your wine glass has stayed topped off.
Shoutout to my fellow eldest daughters who only get trusted to bring the sweet potatoes. 🙌
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Shoutout to my fellow eldest daughters who only get trusted to bring the sweet potatoes. 🙌
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If you aren't laying her down on the table, making her the main course of your feast, and then stuffing her like a turkey this year, then what are you even doing?
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If you aren't laying her down on the table, making her the main course of your feast, and then stuffing her like a turkey this year, then what are you even doing?
Very busy, no time for artful poses today.
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Very busy, no time for artful poses today.
Raise your hand if you just knew the gingerbread people would be the nsfw Christmas ornaments.
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Raise your hand if you just knew the gingerbread people would be the nsfw Christmas ornaments.
I mean, there is plenty of room.
I'm so fucking tired can I fall asleep on your tits
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I mean, there is plenty of room.
The holidays always stress me out and this year I’ve added some extra stress on top of it like a dummy. Anyway, here’s some tits.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The holidays always stress me out and this year I’ve added some extra stress on top of it like a dummy. Anyway, here’s some tits.
Opened my brand new coffee creamer this morning and it had gone bad. This week is going great.
a cartoon bear giving a thumbs up with the words " i 'm fine " above him
Alt: a cartoon bear giving a thumbs up with the words "I’m fine” above him
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November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Opened my brand new coffee creamer this morning and it had gone bad. This week is going great.
A friend sent a Snapchat message and then deactivated their account before I could read it. 😭
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
A friend sent a Snapchat message and then deactivated their account before I could read it. 😭
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
Barely holding my mono Monday together.
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Barely holding my mono Monday together.
I always think “nope, I’m totally on top of this.” Until the night when all three of them died within a very crucial ten minutes.
Do you need to charge your vibrator
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I always think “nope, I’m totally on top of this.” Until the night when all three of them died within a very crucial ten minutes.
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www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
If any friends are looking for some holiday smut, this novella is ridiculous. Perfect for the season.
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If any friends are looking for some holiday smut, this novella is ridiculous. Perfect for the season.
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PayPal has rolled out a new "feature" that prompts you to leave feedback about an artist that you've commissioned via invoice.
Whatever you do, DO NOT fill this out! To quote Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!!!" It is meant to misguide you.
(continue...)
Whatever you do, DO NOT fill this out! To quote Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!!!" It is meant to misguide you.
(continue...)
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
PayPal has rolled out a new "feature" that prompts you to leave feedback about an artist that you've commissioned via invoice.
Whatever you do, DO NOT fill this out! To quote Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!!!" It is meant to misguide you.
(continue...)
Whatever you do, DO NOT fill this out! To quote Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!!!" It is meant to misguide you.
(continue...)
The last time somebody sent me an unsolicited dick pic, I embarrassed him so bad, he blocked me and ran away.
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The last time somebody sent me an unsolicited dick pic, I embarrassed him so bad, he blocked me and ran away.
I don’t put my age in my profile because it’s extremely obvious that I’m an ancient weathered crone that is in zero danger of being mistaken for a minor.
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I don’t put my age in my profile because it’s extremely obvious that I’m an ancient weathered crone that is in zero danger of being mistaken for a minor.
Apparently, Drunk Violet was here being extra again last night.
a woman says she 's such a delight on a netflix ad
Alt: a woman says “she’s such a delight”
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November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Apparently, Drunk Violet was here being extra again last night.
I was spoiled a bit yesterday, so here’s a fuller (thicker?) view of that shot. And if Alexander who tipped me wants to slide into my DMs, I promise I’m not that scary. Except when I am. 😉
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I was spoiled a bit yesterday, so here’s a fuller (thicker?) view of that shot. And if Alexander who tipped me wants to slide into my DMs, I promise I’m not that scary. Except when I am. 😉
Miss Piggy or gtfo 😉
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Miss Piggy or gtfo 😉
Okay, I’ve had martinis, so I’ll play along.
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Okay, I’ve had martinis, so I’ll play along.
Finally! A job I feel qualified for. Does this come with dental?
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Finally! A job I feel qualified for. Does this come with dental?
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Come for the memes, stay for the bits…I like it
Imagine blocking me and I’m just over here posting dumb memes and milf bits.
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Come for the memes, stay for the bits…I like it
Imagine blocking me and I’m just over here posting dumb memes and milf bits.
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Imagine blocking me and I’m just over here posting dumb memes and milf bits.