Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
@virtuousinsect.bsky.social
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https://virtuousinsect.straw.page a man who records the sins of the living to the gods and exorcises malevolent spirits. ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ fc: hu xiao ling parody acc / rp acc mdni
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virtuousinsect.bsky.social
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❝Lord have mercy

On the sinners & saints.❞

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Reposted by Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
fromthegallows.bsky.social
i swallowed my pride and i choked on my faith , i've given my heart and my soul
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ

GO TO SLEEP GHHFXGJJTG THATS SO LATE

its only 7pm here 😭
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ

go to sleep broe

idk what time zone you’re in but i assume its late for you lolol
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ

my fiancé wanted to see the new tron movie but i simply Do Not Care for the Genre………….
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ

about to watch a movie i do not care for. but i dont want to make ppl in the theater mad about my phone screen if im on it. fghjjitdjjb fuck
Reposted by Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
gardenofdemon.bsky.social
Ume doing a salt circle around Eden when they act up too much-

Too horny, go in salt jail in the corner.
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ

posting it bc why not but

i love looking at outfits on pinterest and going “wow. [oc] coded.”

anyway

ume coded……
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
“Yes, you may.”

He sighed, glancing away sheepishly.

“Knock yourself out, as they say.”
gardenofdemon.bsky.social
That question immediately made Eden snap out of it, slowly raising their brows as the redness on their face deepened.
Nodding quickly.
"Can I-?"
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
He hesitated for a moment. He can’t believe these words are about to come out of his mouth…

“Do you still want to do that… Tongue… Thing….”

He craves death right now as his face heats up with embarrassment.
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
He hesitated for a moment. He can’t believe these words are about to come out of his mouth…

“Do you still want to do that… Tongue… Thing….”

He craves death right now as his face heats up with embarrassment.
gardenofdemon.bsky.social
One eye closed at the soft tap to their cheek, but opened right after, staring wide-eyed at Ume.

Eden short-circuited a little-.

"... Okay."
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
Once Ume pulled away, he moved to gently tap their cheek with his hand.

“There, there. I’m sorry. I’ll make it up to you.”

He let out a huff of amusement, a weak smile on his face.
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
Once Ume pulled away, he moved to gently tap their cheek with his hand.

“There, there. I’m sorry. I’ll make it up to you.”

He let out a huff of amusement, a weak smile on his face.
gardenofdemon.bsky.social
Oh-!!

Eden's eyes widen, their face turning a faint red. Ume making the first move-? That's..!

Their tail swishes from side to side as they return the kiss.
💕💕💕
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
“…. I should’ve known.”

Yeah, that’s on him for not making the connection sooner.

“Surely it isn’t 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 bad…”

Though, he’s gently taking a hold of their chin in between index and thumb, tilting their head a little to place a quick kiss onto their lips.
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
“…. I should’ve known.”

Yeah, that’s on him for not making the connection sooner.

“Surely it isn’t 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 bad…”

Though, he’s gently taking a hold of their chin in between index and thumb, tilting their head a little to place a quick kiss onto their lips.
gardenofdemon.bsky.social
"To have sex-..?"
Pout.

"To make up for teleporting, or whatever.."
Mumble.
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
“Huh? Why the bedroom?”

If there’s any innuendo, Ume is completely oblivious to it.

He just stares down at them as they play with his shirt.
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
“Huh? Why the bedroom?”

If there’s any innuendo, Ume is completely oblivious to it.

He just stares down at them as they play with his shirt.
gardenofdemon.bsky.social
"I like spending time with you, anyway.."

They didn't mind if it took longer.

".. Or at least teleport to my bedroom next time or something.."
Playing with the hem of his shirt, under that coat.
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
Ume sighed.

“Even though it’s quicker, I guess I wont do it with you…”
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
slutty ass exorcist. /hj
gardenofdemon.bsky.social
"Ohmygod."
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ

another thing to draw ume in. sorry i have brainrot and if i don’t shitpost every 5 minutes i explode into chunks
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
Ume sighed.

“Even though it’s quicker, I guess I wont do it with you…”
gardenofdemon.bsky.social
The soft whine continued.

The demon's hands sliding under Ume's coat. Resting on his lower back. Over his shirt.
"I don't like it.."
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
“What? It’s hardly a feeling!”

That or Ume’s gotten completely used to it.

“Don’t be such a baby.”
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ

another thing to draw ume in. sorry i have brainrot and if i don’t shitpost every 5 minutes i explode into chunks
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
“What? It’s hardly a feeling!”

That or Ume’s gotten completely used to it.

“Don’t be such a baby.”
gardenofdemon.bsky.social
When they got there, Eden didn't let go.

Letting out a soft whine.
"I don't like that feeliiing.."
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
He looks confused for a moment, before seemingly accepting it.

Wrapping his arms around them in return, within a blink of an eye they were back at Eden’s.

Ume let go of them soon after.

“There.”
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
He looks confused for a moment, before seemingly accepting it.

Wrapping his arms around them in return, within a blink of an eye they were back at Eden’s.

Ume let go of them soon after.

“There.”
gardenofdemon.bsky.social
The demon scrunched their nose a little, glancing down at his hand before looking up at him.
It felt a little weird last time..

Instead reaching out to wrap both arms around Ume's middle.
"Fiiine.."
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
Ume held out his hand for them to take.

“Here. It’s quicker this way.”

Guess he plans on doing that weird teleportation ability again…
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ

every time i think about ume’s ability to teleport i start giggling because i imagine it like waka in okami’s, how his is all sparkly 💀 do we think ume’s ability is also sparkly lmaooo
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
Ume held out his hand for them to take.

“Here. It’s quicker this way.”

Guess he plans on doing that weird teleportation ability again…
gardenofdemon.bsky.social
The demon, of course, trailed after like a puppy.

Tail swishing.
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
“Alright.”

Ume gave a nod and stood up, moving to walk back outside, assuming Eden would follow behind him.
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ

i know i did this for tomio & mitsue, but i dont think i did for ume?? anyway. ignore how messy it is

🎨lapin__lapin
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
“Alright.”

Ume gave a nod and stood up, moving to walk back outside, assuming Eden would follow behind him.
gardenofdemon.bsky.social
"Mm, no..
I got what I wanted."💕
virtuousinsect.bsky.social
“If there’s nowhere else you want to stop by, sure.” he nodded his head.