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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 2h

I see Nutlik in there.

Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 2h

I’m not trying to be a prude, but 21 hours a day surfing Grindr seems a bit excessive.

Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 4h

Isn't it ironic that Christian Nationalists don't know anything about Christianity or about the history of our nation?

It's like if I called myself a Shinto Physicist.

Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 5h

People better start chaining themselves to the MLK Memorial now!

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 5h

I've never been a "We need a new Constitutional Convention" guy but I am now. We have shown that we cannot be trusted in picking Presidents and so Articles 1 and 2 need to be repealed and replaced with a parliamentary system.

And for fun throw in that Republicans only count as 3/5ths of a person.

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Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly!

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 6h

Madison and Hamilton messed up by bringing their personal antagonism towards Parliament into the Constitutional Convention and making the Head of State and the Head of the Government the same person. We should have gone with an honorary Head of State and a Prime Minister.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 7h

Probably the #1 thing that led to my deconstruction from Christianity and religion was going to church with a congregation filled with Mike Johnsons.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 7h

I heard someone talk about the Founders' view of the Speaker of the House and it stuck with me.

Madison and Hamilton envisioned a political world where the Speaker had his or her own ambitions in a "Team of Rivals" type situation. Not a Speaker who is nothing more than the President's chode.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 7h

21 hours? That's a lot of handjobs to be giving under the Key Bridge.

Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 8h

In a dream world, once the Dems gain control back, I wish they'd cancel every single government contract going to any company that donated money to destroy the White House. And not just cancel, but ban them from ever getting another contract.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 8h

New York MUST prosecute George Santos. A message needs to be sent to all Trump's minions that his pardon isn't going to save you.

Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 9h

When I hear the "FBI" and Kash Patel are involved in the NBA gambling investigation I immediately begin wondering how this enriches Trump. Where's the grift? Is Dana White about to announce a new basketball league financed by UFC, MyPillow, and the UAE.

#NBA

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 9h

I mean, Trump did say that his supporters are dumb and smart people don't like him.

Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 10h

Come on Donnie! You know what we came to see! Move those hands!

#nussy

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 10h

Once the MAGA trials begin I hope they don't forget the Smashed Big Toe (with Gout) of the regime, Steven Cheung.

Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 10h

After some useful feedback, I've corrected Trump's future White House.

#WhiteHouse

Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 13h

The key word is "existing."

It might throw off the balance of the EXISTING White House, but...

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 14h

He's my Congressman y’all.

He's not usually this dumb.

Usually he's way worse.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 14h

I've figured out what Trump has planned for the White House.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 23h

I was starting to feel pretty sad about the White House getting destroyed, and then I remembered seeing a story a couple of weeks ago about how much of the restoration of Notre Dame has been completed in just 6 years.

The White House can be rebuilt.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 23h

We'll know if he suddenly drops the tariff on China for potentate palaces to 0%.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 23h

I think we are within 6 weeks of Trump starting to post Truth Socials to his hardest-core fanatics to the effect of "Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?!?"

Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 1d

That's a good point that it should be a sliding scale based on what they've done. A young guy who got sucked in by Rogan and realizes that Joe is an idiot and doesn't really know what he's talking about: ok, let's talk.

If he realizes after working for ICE for two years...

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 1d

It struck me: Our government is a Make-a-Wish for a dying maniac.

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