Caspar von Bergliez
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I'll kick anyone's ass! I'll kick your ass!! I'll kick your dog's ass!!! I'll kick my own ass!!!! 💪🏼 ❤️ @smallsorceress.bsky.social 💚 @sleepingcrest.bsky.social Multiship | 18+
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Eh. My brain's already done growing. But these muscles can always get bigger!! 💪🏼
Aaaand— git on over there!
Yep.

Now scoot over. I'm gonna get even.
Haha! You bet I do. Last time, the semifinal round lasted almost twenty minutes and I was so friggin hungry by the time I

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... You wanna get dinner?

Together??
Well….how about you meet me for dinner later? Sounds like you’ll have worked up an appetite!

[Let’s try this again. Caspar is adorable- plus he’s kind, and he’s strong. There’s no harm in seeing how this will go.]
[Oh, geez... He better make up something fast so he doesn't sound like a dolt.]

Oh, yeah. Yep, you got no idea. I'm up to my ears with tournament signups... and stuff.
[Oh, geez... He better make up something fast so he doesn't sound like a dolt.]

Oh, yeah. Yep, you got no idea. I'm up to my ears with tournament signups... and stuff.
[He’s leaving…crap, what does she say?

Does she /want/ him to stay?]

Yeah, you’ve probably got loads of other stuff to get to, right?

[She laughs.]
Good, that's... that's good...

[Oh man, her hair is so pretty... And soft looking... And shiny.......]

A-anyway, if you don't need more help, then—
[Between gritted teeth]

Yeah, but we don't gotta tell the whole continent about it! 💢
YEAH THANKS A WHOLE LOT, YOU BUTT SNIFFER 💢
𝘠𝘰𝘶 let him put his face in your butt, then we'll see wh...

Wait no
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𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗗 𝗠𝗬 𝗙—

.

He touched my friggin butt.

With his FACE.
I DON'T KNOW!! KILL HIM OR SOMETHING!
𝙉𝙊, 𝘽𝘼𝘽𝙀!!! 💢💢💢💢💢
THE HELL YOU MEAN, "YEAH"?!? HE'S GONNA BITE ME!!
WHAT THE—?!

GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF MY ASS!!!

𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀!!!!
Pretty sure naming him after my pops was where we went wrong. Maybe he woulda been a little less, uh.... Bergliez?