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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 15d

First of all, how dare you, my sister from another mister, say that to me, your brother from another mother.

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 15d

Wait, you forgot the catchphrase:

Tch... 𝕀𝕕𝕚𝕠𝕥.

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 15d

I'm disowning you.

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 17d

I got a couple of things in mind.

[A very, very long list of things.]

Some of them require props.

Props that are in... my room~ ✨

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 17d

Oh! You know who I think deserves her share? Her governess!

[And Beyla starts screaming.]

Edelgard. @lilacempress.bsky.social · 17d

We can save her some…but it certainly won’t be as warm and savory as it will be now.

[Edelgard can feel their toddler staring at her, but she just keeps her attention on Sylvain.]

Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 17d

She sure is!

[Then don't look at her. 😉]

Gosh, there's so much cobbler here, I don't think I'll be able to eat it all. Too bad Beyla is snoozing away in her little bed.

"Buh– But..."

[Papa is being ridiculous. Obviously, Beyla is sitting Right Here. But Mama is smart, and she'll point that out.]

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 17d

Felix is a mean old bitch, pass it on

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 17d

[There it is.

Theeeere it is.

Sweet, sweet victory.

Sylvain curls a finger under her chin and tilts her smug, adorable face up.]

Now what, oh, what am I going to do with you...?

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 17d

Bullshit. You'd never forget about me.

[GRABS HIM BY THE COLLAR SO HE CAN DIG THROUGH FELIX'S POCKETS.]

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 17d

She sure is!

[Then don't look at her. 😉]

Gosh, there's so much cobbler here, I don't think I'll be able to eat it all. Too bad Beyla is snoozing away in her little bed.

"Buh– But..."

[Papa is being ridiculous. Obviously, Beyla is sitting Right Here. But Mama is smart, and she'll point that out.]

Edelgard. @lilacempress.bsky.social · 26d

[Edelgard never likes to see her child upset—even /if/ she’s throwing a tantrum. She looked at Sylvain when he told her that they were the only two in the room.

What is he planning?]

Oh, silly me. I must have been hearing things. I remember now, Beyla is tucked away in bed.

Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 26d

[Her little lip quivers, and she holds her hands up to be picked up.

But her father has other plans.]

With who, El? It's just you and me here, sweetheart.

[And Beyla's eyes go wide as dinner plates.]

Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 17d

You don't like me. You 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 me.

Now gimme gimme gimme.

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 17d

Oh, you think you're cute, huh?

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 17d

Since when is Dedue the handsome one?!?

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ニジハヤシ/Nijihayashi @nij24.bsky.social · Dec 30

#FireEmblem #FE3H

FE風花雪月無双ドゥドゥー

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 17d

Wow, look at you.

Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 25d

Where are my souvenirs?

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 25d

[Boy, does he look like shit. Never in his life has a woman given him this much trouble in the span of one afternoon. Who even knows how long they've been at it– half an hour? Maybe forty five m— THERE SHE IS!!!]

𝙔𝙤𝙪.

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 25d

I was here first.

𝘈𝘯𝘥 I was born first. So.

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 25d

@grumpyswordsman.bsky.social

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 26d

Ohhh, I know that look~✨

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 26d

Your desk??

Wow, I hadn't expected that.

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 26d

Finally broke it, huh? ¬‿¬

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 26d

[Her little lip quivers, and she holds her hands up to be picked up.

But her father has other plans.]

With who, El? It's just you and me here, sweetheart.

[And Beyla's eyes go wide as dinner plates.]

Edelgard. @lilacempress.bsky.social · 26d

[After Beyla is taken out of her arms, Edelgard feels lighter- both physically and mentally. Motherhood is equally rewarding as it is exhausting.

She was surprised when Sylvain turned around to kiss her. She stole a few more kisses before pulling away to look at Beyla.]

Now, what to do with you?

Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 26d

[Sylvain pries his wife free of their blubbering daughter, and Beyla visibly relaxed. Papa's here, and he always has kisses.]

Here, sweetie, let me get this weird bug off you.

[Instead of bringing her in for a hug, though, Sylvain sets her on the floor and turns the hell away to kiss Edelgard.]

Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 26d

[Sylvain pries his wife free of their blubbering daughter, and Beyla visibly relaxed. Papa's here, and he always has kisses.]

Here, sweetie, let me get this weird bug off you.

[Instead of bringing her in for a hug, though, Sylvain sets her on the floor and turns the hell away to kiss Edelgard.]

Edelgard. @lilacempress.bsky.social · 26d

That’s right. Goblins don’t deserve cobbler, not until they learn to behave themselves.

[You can make your way back into her good graces, but you’ll have to work hard. She’s still rather annoyed, but seeing Sylvain with their daughter always warms her heart.]

Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 26d

[Haha. Dead man walking. 😀

Sylvain squats to Beyla's eye level and clicks his tongue with disappointment.]

I don't know, El, this doesn't look like our Beyla. Just a weird, purple goblin.

[And he heaves the most tragic sigh.]

Which means Mama and Papa gotta eat all this cobbler alone.

Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 26d

[REEMERGES FROM THE GREENHOUSE WITH A BOOT HEEL COVERED IN PEGASUS DUNG.💢💢💢💢💢💢💢]

I'm gonna strangle her.

hilda. @prettylnplnk.bsky.social · 26d

What if I just go back to my room and take a nap…? I sure am sleepy.

Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 26d

There's no way she's going back to the lake a second time.

. . . . . . I bet she's at the greenhouse.

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 26d

[Haha. Dead man walking. 😀

Sylvain squats to Beyla's eye level and clicks his tongue with disappointment.]

I don't know, El, this doesn't look like our Beyla. Just a weird, purple goblin.

[And he heaves the most tragic sigh.]

Which means Mama and Papa gotta eat all this cobbler alone.

Edelgard. @lilacempress.bsky.social · 26d

[By the time Edelgard reaches her husband, she gives him the /death/ glare.]

Are you just going to stand there or are you going to help me with o u r daughter??

[Oh, Sylvain. A grave mistake you’ve made.]

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