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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · Aug 24
“Runners at the corners” should mean bases loaded. They’re all corners
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 4h
We don’t know he didn’t floss today. He just said he’ll floss tomorrow, and that doesn’t preclude having flossed today
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 5h
This is what English soccer hooligans throw from the stands
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 8h
Harper Lee wrote all of Truman Capote’s stuff
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 8h
And Brian Henson said “that’s exactly what we want”
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 9h
For several independent reasons, this should be grounds for demotion back to the academy
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Business Insider @businessinsider.com · 11h
Some military leaders are turning to AI chatbots for help with decision-making, seeing this tech as a way to get the advantage.
Even top generals are looking to AI chatbots for answers
Some military leaders are turning to AI chatbots for help with decision-making, seeing this tech as a way to get the advantage.
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 18h
I’m convinced that she’ll be a big figure before too long, mostly just due to her name. It’s an incredible “I’ve heard of her before” name
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 21h
It’s where I go to get my pretend groceries before I go to another store for the real ones
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1d
How distracting is Conan? I feel like seeing him would take me out if it
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1d
I want this guy to be Auburn’s radio announcer (from the wonderful video of their marching band during the kick-six in 2013)
An Auburn marching band assistant collapsing with joy
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1d
Hell yeah small town NW OH apple butter festival. That’s the real shit
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 2d
Olive Oyl’s only role is No Fisting
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 2d
He was named that bc he never talked
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 2d
This and Roofball are my favorite Ocho sports rn
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 2d
Trusted the wrong fart on the way to a college final
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 2d
And the origin of the great mystery of our time: Why does Travis pronounce “Caviezel” like that
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 2d
And without any evidence of their correctness
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 2d
Devout atheists are deeply religious people, and they can’t handle that dissonance
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 2d
You’re acting normal then
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 2d
Amazing pickup by the ref tbh, I don’t think a single other person in the stadium was thinking about that
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 2d
Life tenure for all federal judges, but positions at the Supreme Court and probably the circuits are time-limited, after which they revert to district court. Equal pay for all judges to avoid constitutional problems.
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 2d
Columbus whips, go to COSI
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 3d
That's bases-ball
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 3d
I was rooting for a balk-off
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 3d
Is it Saint Swithin’s Day already?
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 3d
In the 16th, they get to use aluminum bats