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This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
Very carefully
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Chapo Trap House is an American political comedy podcast
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"Hey, where's the remote?"

Well, short story long, it was the evening of Thanksgiving when I was born. The traditional meal, it seems, was the last straw and ushered me into existence. Perhaps it was the trauma of the birth so occasioned that explains my dislike of turkey. I spent my first years in
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
People sound surprised at this. Any pope, almost by definition, is going to be doctrinally conservative. It's an inherently conservative role. I guarantee that Leo, in his focus shift away from solely abortion and to class factors, sees himself as a conservative force returning to correct doctrine
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Strong dom energy from the ham store
Honey baked ham company update: do not come.
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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OH SWEETFUCK THERE ARE ARGUMENTS YOU NEVER MAKE, EVEN IF THEY HAVE THEORETICAL MERIT.
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Reports are that they were feeling a lot of... what's a good word for "a ton of anger"?
The death metal band’s sole remaining member has launched a GoFundMe to get home to Portland

stereogum.com/2480744/vitr...
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Tom Hanks branded porn collection called Hanks' Spank Banks
Tom Hanks branded weiners called Hanks’ Franks
Tom Hanks branded steaks called Tom’s Flanks
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Stop, stop, he’s already dead, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from (close enough)
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This is a blues riff in B, watch me for the changes, and try to keep up, ok?
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
With a load of iron ore, 26,000 tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed when the gales of November came early
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab’ nicht gesagt
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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eddie murphy: [climaxes while listening to a horse with no name]

neil diamond: he’s coming to america
June 11, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Clap your hands everybody
If you got what it takes
Cuz I’m Pope Leo and I want you to know that
These are the breaks
I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found, ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Reading Lizza part 2
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
She wears short skirts
I wear t-shirts
She’s cheer captain and
I’m on the bleachers
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Well I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parkin' by the lake and there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Lookin' any better than you did
And all the kids at school, they were wishing they were me that night
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I don’t think that fire suit is going to be all that useful
BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON

I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
@footballzebras.com rules question. A player is (legally) hit hard enough to knock the helmet off and cause a fumble. The fumbled ball bounces into the empty helmet. What happens?
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Graduated from college in 2009, took the first opportunity that presented itself (10 months later)
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
After being on here for 20 minutes this morning, Steve’s post seems like an artifact of a more innocent era
If you had told me Mamdani and MTG would both be in the news today, and gave me eleventy thousand guesses as to why, I’d … still be guessing.
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM