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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · Aug 24
“Runners at the corners” should mean bases loaded. They’re all corners
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1m
I want this guy to be Auburn’s radio announcer (from the wonderful video of their marching band during the kick-six in 2013)
An Auburn marching band assistant collapsing with joy
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1h
Hell yeah small town NW OH apple butter festival. That’s the real shit
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 11h
Olive Oyl’s only role is No Fisting
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 11h
He was named that bc he never talked
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 13h
This and Roofball are my favorite Ocho sports rn
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 16h
Trusted the wrong fart on the way to a college final
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 18h
And the origin of the great mystery of our time: Why does Travis pronounce “Caviezel” like that
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 18h
And without any evidence of their correctness
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 19h
Devout atheists are deeply religious people, and they can’t handle that dissonance
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 20h
You’re acting normal then
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 21h
Amazing pickup by the ref tbh, I don’t think a single other person in the stadium was thinking about that
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 21h
Life tenure for all federal judges, but positions at the Supreme Court and probably the circuits are time-limited, after which they revert to district court. Equal pay for all judges to avoid constitutional problems.
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1d
Columbus whips, go to COSI
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1d
That's bases-ball
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1d
I was rooting for a balk-off
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1d
Is it Saint Swithin’s Day already?
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1d
In the 16th, they get to use aluminum bats
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1d
There’s one ep near the end of the show’s run where Craig physically turns Geoff around and Geoff says “holy crap, there’s a fireplace” and I think about that too much
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1d
How many different ways can innings end
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1d
Or worse, Quebecois French
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1d
As a Guardians fan, I’m honor-bound to root for Seattle against Detroit
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1d
Geoff is the best sidekick in late-night history, and it’s not close
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1d
“Tungsten Arm” O’Doyle
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1d
Postseason baseball, especially extra innings, has the same energy as a hostage negotiation
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1d
Everything, toasted with butter