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This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
February 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
In addition, federal courts badly need to be expanded! Judges are extremely overworked, and everything takes forever.
note to national Democrats: you can do this too when you have the majority
there is nothing stopping court expansion other than norms that have long since become obsolete in the face of a radical, out of control majority currently enabling a fascist lunatic
there is nothing stopping court expansion other than norms that have long since become obsolete in the face of a radical, out of control majority currently enabling a fascist lunatic
The Utah governor just signed a bill to expand his state's supreme court by two seats.
Conservatives have been angry at a series of judicial rulings, including one that safeguarded direct democracy in 2024 & one that struck down their gerrymander. 1st step of their retaliation.
Conservatives have been angry at a series of judicial rulings, including one that safeguarded direct democracy in 2024 & one that struck down their gerrymander. 1st step of their retaliation.
February 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
In addition, federal courts badly need to be expanded! Judges are extremely overworked, and everything takes forever.
Saudi Arabia at the end of Ramadan be like
i call dibs on looking at the moon first tonight
January 31, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Saudi Arabia at the end of Ramadan be like
Can you say that again with a little less attitude, your honor
January 31, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Can you say that again with a little less attitude, your honor
@kentremendous.bsky.social I imagine you’ve already seen this a bunch, but just in case
January 31, 2026 at 2:50 PM
@kentremendous.bsky.social I imagine you’ve already seen this a bunch, but just in case
Turk Slanders Armenians
January 31, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Turk Slanders Armenians
fuuuuuuuck
Catherine O'Hara, the actor who starred as Kate McCallister in “Home Alone,” has died at 71, TMZ reports
Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71
Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
fuuuuuuuck
I thought those were IV lines at first
Trump's discolored hand holds Nicky Minaj's hand today
(Win McNamee/Getty)
(Win McNamee/Getty)
January 28, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I thought those were IV lines at first
Horns that sound exactly like each of their mothers telling them to stop this instant.
Horns that sound just like a mosquito flying past their ears.
Horns that play the brown note.
Horns that sound just like a mosquito flying past their ears.
Horns that play the brown note.
bro whistles are the NICE option. do you really want to challenge 1,000 nerds with 3D printers to invent something louder and more annoying???
January 28, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Horns that sound exactly like each of their mothers telling them to stop this instant.
Horns that sound just like a mosquito flying past their ears.
Horns that play the brown note.
Horns that sound just like a mosquito flying past their ears.
Horns that play the brown note.
This shit has me ready to run through a wall
I’m not a Christian, but we’re seeing who the real ones are this year. Note that he’s speaking to fellow progressives, not evangelical Christian nationalists (who are not worth talking to).
January 26, 2026 at 12:35 AM
This shit has me ready to run through a wall
This is Paula Poundstone
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 26, 2026 at 12:26 AM
This is Paula Poundstone
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I miss the static fuzz feeling that old TVs had
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 23, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I miss the static fuzz feeling that old TVs had
Congratulations to the Ass to Ass man from Requiem For a Dream for his lifetime achievement Oscar
January 22, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Congratulations to the Ass to Ass man from Requiem For a Dream for his lifetime achievement Oscar
Looks like someone didn’t read Gary Paulsen’s alternate-timeline sequel to Hatchet, Brian’s Winter
I've lived in Minnesota my whole life and have experienced some major cold snaps but this is the first time I've heard about exploding trees.
January 22, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Looks like someone didn’t read Gary Paulsen’s alternate-timeline sequel to Hatchet, Brian’s Winter
Somebody get Ri Chun-hee warmed up
“We’ve got confusion here.”
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Somebody get Ri Chun-hee warmed up
I still cannot believe that Shinzo Abe got got with a doohickey. Souped up epi pen ass gadget
It’s so weird that this guy assassinated a former PM and the immediate response domestically was “huh you know that guy made some good points about the Moonies”
January 21, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I still cannot believe that Shinzo Abe got got with a doohickey. Souped up epi pen ass gadget
Read ‘em and weep, teach
January 21, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Read ‘em and weep, teach
What position
WASHINGTON (AP) — Virginia US attorney Lindsey Halligan, who sought indictments against Trump adversaries, is leaving her position.
January 21, 2026 at 1:44 AM
What position
Write a tragedy in four words.
A tragedy in four dammit
A tragedy in four dammit
Write a tragedy in four words.
My glass is empty
My glass is empty
Write a tragedy in four words.
Her husband walked in.
Her husband walked in.
January 20, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Write a tragedy in four words.
A tragedy in four dammit
A tragedy in four dammit
We got an Indiana national championship before a Canadian Stanley Cup winner
We got an Indiana national championship before "Winds of Winter"
We got an Indiana national championship before GTA 6
January 20, 2026 at 4:49 AM
We got an Indiana national championship before a Canadian Stanley Cup winner
This kid for president
the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
This kid for president
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passengers are blocking the bus from leaving and there’s a kid under 18 who won’t get off because his mom said he was supposed to be at Union station
January 20, 2026 at 3:09 AM
passengers are blocking the bus from leaving and there’s a kid under 18 who won’t get off because his mom said he was supposed to be at Union station
Post a great jorts song from your playlist:
Canon in Jorts
Canon in Jorts
post a great jorts song from your playlist:
Jorts of an Angel
Jorts of an Angel
post a great jorts song from your playlist:
You Light Up My Jorts
You Light Up My Jorts
January 19, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Post a great jorts song from your playlist:
Canon in Jorts
Canon in Jorts