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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · Aug 24
“Runners at the corners” should mean bases loaded. They’re all corners
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 5h
Spouse, and by transitive property child and also career
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 17h
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 19h
John Roberts, from the look of things
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 19h
Not gonna lie, I only know of her from that throwaway Simpsons joke
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 22h
[nods Clevelandly]
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 22h
By the way the folks that work at e.g. Chipotle should be called burristas plz like and RT
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 22h
Most of my edge-of-the-bell-curve days are like “the girl at chipotle gave me extra meat for free”
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 22h
Hanging onto this anecdote for a six-degrees type game
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 22h
It’s usually a 40 minute drive to the airport. You have a domestic flight scheduled to leave at 6:30 pm. When do you leave home?
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 23h
It’s often brought up, but there’s no technical reason why a samurai couldn’t have sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 23h
Obviously like France, Morocco, Sierra Leone, that area
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 23h
Can confirm
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1d
Charles Common-Man, on here
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1d
There’s also ”gamer”
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1d
I’ve often wondered what out of towners think when they see those on their way through
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 1d
IMO the electric company should provide electricity and not be such a whiny little bitch about it
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 2d
I just realized he went over the railing just to add a little degree of difficulty. Damn
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 2d
He's a real one
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 3d
Clippy is a messianic figure, I won’t be explaining further
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 3d
Start with tubas and move up through the sections until it’s just piccolos
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 3d
I mean it does sound like a nice afternoon but lifetime is a bit much
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 3d
Mountaineers stuff Beavers
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 4d
It’s about time she settled down with a himbo that she can climb like a tree, after a series of weird artistic types
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 4d
Let It Be
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 4d
In defense of Taylor Swift...what's the best 12th album anyone has ever made?
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 4d
Air Force should have the best passing game in the country on account of they’re Air Force
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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 4d
To my 5-year-old, Mellon Collie is as ancient as Buddy Holly is to us