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Waldo

@waldo2006.bsky.social

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Satirical input on social and political happenings. Cook, gardner, brewer, IT, disc golfer and a dad so the jokes are constant. Go BILLS!

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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 54m

"is that what you call your woodpecker?"

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 59m

I bet RFK Jr is all pissed off about "too early circumcisions" because he didn't get circumcised until he was 52.

And playing weird sex games with a bear trap.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 10h

Don't worry everyone. The shutdown won't go past 17 days. Republicans don't like anything over 17..….

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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 13h

"There's a sucker born every minute" - GOP re-election strategy.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 13h

Bwahaha

Rep. Ted Lieu @reptedlieu.bsky.social · 22h

A helpful visualization of how House Republicans spend their time.

Pie chart displaying how House Republicans spend their time. The chart is entirely green, signifying Republicans spend all their time on vacation, and no time working to stop the government shutdown, release the Epstein files, or lower costs.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 14h

Ok, so.... Get a whoopie cushion. Then put a little piece of poo in it
Then blow it up.

Or did kids do this and it took 30 years and marijuana gummies to catch up?

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 16h

And then we'll take it higher

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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 16h

He might not have a bank account, but I'm guessing there's an account of him in the Epstein files.

Mike Johnson supports pedophiles, and until he releases the Epstein files, it really seems like he's one himself.

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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 17h

As a child I remember reading how the Nazis would check for foreskins to determine if men should be sent to concentration camps.

This has nothing to do with RFK Jrs new brainworm inspired conspiracy theory....

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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 17h

I scan all my receipts and get about $100 back each year. I already buy all this stuff and hopefully it ensures the products I like stay on shelves.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 17h

I've tried a ton of peach beers and they always come up bleh. Stinks because peach iced tea is one of my fav drinks.

Blackberry is a 50/50 of either decent or also bleh. But I grow blackberries so I'm partial to them.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 18h

I'm roasting a lamb leg and it smells so damn good I want to eat it now.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 19h

Paper cut the rich?

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 20h

Apparently Alex Jones was at least half right, the water in super liberal Portland transformed frogs to be anti-fascist.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 23h

When I buy more disc golf discs.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 1d

The only difference between a heterosexual and a homosexual kiss on TV, is that one of them makes ignorant assholes really mad.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 1d

Republicans drive with their high beams on because fuck everyone else.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 1d

What's the difference between Neurosyphilis and the Nobel Peace Prize?

Trump doesn't have a Nobel Peace Prize.

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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 2d

An easy way to spot Antifa, is to look for anyone showing empathy

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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 2d

I don't often get to play video games with the wife, but 2 nights in a row we've had time, gotten the system on, logged into Diablo 4 and found out the last update broke selling items.

Capitalism kills everything