Waldo
@waldo2006.bsky.social
Satirical input on social and political happenings. Cook, gardner, brewer, IT, disc golfer and a dad so the jokes are constant. Go BILLS!
"I want to see him die in prison"
Really? You want to wait that long? Do you know how long it takes to actually put a white man with money in prison?
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Really? You want to wait that long? Do you know how long it takes to actually put a white man with money in prison?
Ain't nobody got time for that.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
"I want to see him die in prison"
Really? You want to wait that long? Do you know how long it takes to actually put a white man with money in prison?
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Really? You want to wait that long? Do you know how long it takes to actually put a white man with money in prison?
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Republicans want to check kids genitals before they can play on sports teams or use bathrooms, yet there are almost 250 of them between the Senate and Congress that claim to be men and don't have the balls to stand up to Trump.
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Republicans want to check kids genitals before they can play on sports teams or use bathrooms, yet there are almost 250 of them between the Senate and Congress that claim to be men and don't have the balls to stand up to Trump.
If I had a nickel for every time a Republican member of government said something incredibly incompetent, I'd be the richest man in the world.
If I got another nickel for everything racist they said I could halve the deficit.
If I got another nickel for everything racist they said I could halve the deficit.
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If I had a nickel for every time a Republican member of government said something incredibly incompetent, I'd be the richest man in the world.
If I got another nickel for everything racist they said I could halve the deficit.
If I got another nickel for everything racist they said I could halve the deficit.
My kiddo is reading his Stardew Valley cook book to help meal plan for next week and so far I want to eat 4 different dishes and he is starting to lose interest.
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My kiddo is reading his Stardew Valley cook book to help meal plan for next week and so far I want to eat 4 different dishes and he is starting to lose interest.
companies in 2000: "you downloaded 3 copyrighted albums to listen to at home. You have irreparably harmed us, we are suing you for your entire net worth + 10%.
Companies now: "we downloaded every copyrighted work of art to build our LLM and make tons of money! You can't sue us.
Eat the rich
Companies now: "we downloaded every copyrighted work of art to build our LLM and make tons of money! You can't sue us.
Eat the rich
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
companies in 2000: "you downloaded 3 copyrighted albums to listen to at home. You have irreparably harmed us, we are suing you for your entire net worth + 10%.
Companies now: "we downloaded every copyrighted work of art to build our LLM and make tons of money! You can't sue us.
Eat the rich
Companies now: "we downloaded every copyrighted work of art to build our LLM and make tons of money! You can't sue us.
Eat the rich
It's not often that the thing I hate the most isn't a Republican/capitalism, but man, fuck spectrum. Fuck them so much.
Although I can blame the fact that they have a monopoly mainly due to Republican capitalism so.
Fuck them all.
Although I can blame the fact that they have a monopoly mainly due to Republican capitalism so.
Fuck them all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It's not often that the thing I hate the most isn't a Republican/capitalism, but man, fuck spectrum. Fuck them so much.
Although I can blame the fact that they have a monopoly mainly due to Republican capitalism so.
Fuck them all.
Although I can blame the fact that they have a monopoly mainly due to Republican capitalism so.
Fuck them all.
Want to know the real reason doge was disbanded?
Because it already stole all the data it needs to make the oligarchy even richer and allow the gestapo arm of the government to racially target whoever the enemy du jour is.
Because it already stole all the data it needs to make the oligarchy even richer and allow the gestapo arm of the government to racially target whoever the enemy du jour is.
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Want to know the real reason doge was disbanded?
Because it already stole all the data it needs to make the oligarchy even richer and allow the gestapo arm of the government to racially target whoever the enemy du jour is.
Because it already stole all the data it needs to make the oligarchy even richer and allow the gestapo arm of the government to racially target whoever the enemy du jour is.
"sorry everyone, can't release the Epstein files since we are at war with Venezuela." - Republicans
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"sorry everyone, can't release the Epstein files since we are at war with Venezuela." - Republicans
I wish journalism spent as much time going after trump and his looting of the government, as they do about the measley $200,000 D.B. Cooper made off with.
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I wish journalism spent as much time going after trump and his looting of the government, as they do about the measley $200,000 D.B. Cooper made off with.
3 day weeks are amazing, except every person ever decides now is the time to drop a huge project in ITs lap, that needs to be done ASAP, and they can't give any details because they leave tomorrow.
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
3 day weeks are amazing, except every person ever decides now is the time to drop a huge project in ITs lap, that needs to be done ASAP, and they can't give any details because they leave tomorrow.
I've been playing a lot of Revenge of the Savage Planet with my kiddo lately. Finally got some video game time to myself and tried to play some battlefield.
I'm all messed up, trying to double jump, use my grappling hook, and power charge my gun lol.
I feel like a noob again.
I'm all messed up, trying to double jump, use my grappling hook, and power charge my gun lol.
I feel like a noob again.
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I've been playing a lot of Revenge of the Savage Planet with my kiddo lately. Finally got some video game time to myself and tried to play some battlefield.
I'm all messed up, trying to double jump, use my grappling hook, and power charge my gun lol.
I feel like a noob again.
I'm all messed up, trying to double jump, use my grappling hook, and power charge my gun lol.
I feel like a noob again.
Musk: "crap, we just revealed that most of our platform are bots on accident! Quick, remove the feature and then turn on the bot army to defend us! Ooo, and add another 5 million bots to make up for all the real accounts that quit."
Worker: "But sir, then it will be 93% bots!"
M: "Do as I say!"
Worker: "But sir, then it will be 93% bots!"
M: "Do as I say!"
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Musk: "crap, we just revealed that most of our platform are bots on accident! Quick, remove the feature and then turn on the bot army to defend us! Ooo, and add another 5 million bots to make up for all the real accounts that quit."
Worker: "But sir, then it will be 93% bots!"
M: "Do as I say!"
Worker: "But sir, then it will be 93% bots!"
M: "Do as I say!"
ICE is and always has been a terrorist organization.
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
ICE is and always has been a terrorist organization.
Union busting and other illegal anti-union actions need to be dealt with much more severely. A small fine doesn't deter them, it emboldens them because it's still so profitable.
We need jail for execs.
Or woodchippers, but I think Jail is a good first step.
We need jail for execs.
Or woodchippers, but I think Jail is a good first step.
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Union busting and other illegal anti-union actions need to be dealt with much more severely. A small fine doesn't deter them, it emboldens them because it's still so profitable.
We need jail for execs.
Or woodchippers, but I think Jail is a good first step.
We need jail for execs.
Or woodchippers, but I think Jail is a good first step.
Found 14 discs this year and as long as this guy shows up next league I'll have successfully returned all but 1 (I hid that one, not sure if the guy got it because they never responded to my text and I haven't been back to that course yet to check.)
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Found 14 discs this year and as long as this guy shows up next league I'll have successfully returned all but 1 (I hid that one, not sure if the guy got it because they never responded to my text and I haven't been back to that course yet to check.)
People are in shock that so many MAGA accounts on X are based in Russia.
Instead of banning tik tok or censoring our socials, Govt should require ALL social media to display accts origin country.
That would significantly decrease foreign political interference.
Which is why it will never happen
Instead of banning tik tok or censoring our socials, Govt should require ALL social media to display accts origin country.
That would significantly decrease foreign political interference.
Which is why it will never happen
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
People are in shock that so many MAGA accounts on X are based in Russia.
Instead of banning tik tok or censoring our socials, Govt should require ALL social media to display accts origin country.
That would significantly decrease foreign political interference.
Which is why it will never happen
Instead of banning tik tok or censoring our socials, Govt should require ALL social media to display accts origin country.
That would significantly decrease foreign political interference.
Which is why it will never happen
The existence of Carrot Top implies the existence of Carrot Bottom.
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The existence of Carrot Top implies the existence of Carrot Bottom.
Reporter: how did you get trump to change his views?
Mamdani: I told him I'd release the unredacted files
R: you have them?!
M: no
R: howd you know hed believe you?
M: i told him gullible was written on the ceiling and 4 minutes later he said hed have to get it gold plated next cuz he can't see it.
Mamdani: I told him I'd release the unredacted files
R: you have them?!
M: no
R: howd you know hed believe you?
M: i told him gullible was written on the ceiling and 4 minutes later he said hed have to get it gold plated next cuz he can't see it.
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Reporter: how did you get trump to change his views?
Mamdani: I told him I'd release the unredacted files
R: you have them?!
M: no
R: howd you know hed believe you?
M: i told him gullible was written on the ceiling and 4 minutes later he said hed have to get it gold plated next cuz he can't see it.
Mamdani: I told him I'd release the unredacted files
R: you have them?!
M: no
R: howd you know hed believe you?
M: i told him gullible was written on the ceiling and 4 minutes later he said hed have to get it gold plated next cuz he can't see it.
Bwahaha! MTG has given up because she finally realized you can't be a Republican and a woman, and get any level of respect from your own party.
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Bwahaha! MTG has given up because she finally realized you can't be a Republican and a woman, and get any level of respect from your own party.
If you've known about a technical problem since TUESDAY and you waited until 4:15 on FRIDAY to tell me, I'm not fixing it. I don't care if you say it's critical, because your (in)action all week proves it is not.
Ffs, IT staff are people too. We deserve to go home after work just like you.
Ffs, IT staff are people too. We deserve to go home after work just like you.
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If you've known about a technical problem since TUESDAY and you waited until 4:15 on FRIDAY to tell me, I'm not fixing it. I don't care if you say it's critical, because your (in)action all week proves it is not.
Ffs, IT staff are people too. We deserve to go home after work just like you.
Ffs, IT staff are people too. We deserve to go home after work just like you.
Vaccines are safe, effective, and don't cause autism.
If someone says anything contrary, tell them to eat batteries, and cut them out of your life.
If someone says anything contrary, tell them to eat batteries, and cut them out of your life.
November 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Vaccines are safe, effective, and don't cause autism.
If someone says anything contrary, tell them to eat batteries, and cut them out of your life.
If someone says anything contrary, tell them to eat batteries, and cut them out of your life.
The Nazis and racists in our gov thought they could pull a fast one and make swastikas and nooses acceptable in the coast guard.
They were caught almost immediately, and of course they backpedaled, denied and called it a hoax.
That's what Republicans do when they're never held accountable.
They were caught almost immediately, and of course they backpedaled, denied and called it a hoax.
That's what Republicans do when they're never held accountable.
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The Nazis and racists in our gov thought they could pull a fast one and make swastikas and nooses acceptable in the coast guard.
They were caught almost immediately, and of course they backpedaled, denied and called it a hoax.
That's what Republicans do when they're never held accountable.
They were caught almost immediately, and of course they backpedaled, denied and called it a hoax.
That's what Republicans do when they're never held accountable.
Leaded gasoline and paint rotted the older generations brains just enough to allow Fox News and other hate disinformation to take hold and really ravage them.
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Leaded gasoline and paint rotted the older generations brains just enough to allow Fox News and other hate disinformation to take hold and really ravage them.
You'd think the guy that has committed treason numerous times, including inciting an armed mob to overthrow the government, wouldn't be advocating to put traitors to death, but that's what happens when his IQ is the age of his island victims.
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
You'd think the guy that has committed treason numerous times, including inciting an armed mob to overthrow the government, wouldn't be advocating to put traitors to death, but that's what happens when his IQ is the age of his island victims.
Companies of the past: "people have this problem, let's come up with a solution to the problem and sell it to them"
Companies now: "if we further exacerbate a problem we created, we can make even MORE money selling a 'fix' that only temporarily relieves the symptoms of the problem."
Companies now: "if we further exacerbate a problem we created, we can make even MORE money selling a 'fix' that only temporarily relieves the symptoms of the problem."
November 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Companies of the past: "people have this problem, let's come up with a solution to the problem and sell it to them"
Companies now: "if we further exacerbate a problem we created, we can make even MORE money selling a 'fix' that only temporarily relieves the symptoms of the problem."
Companies now: "if we further exacerbate a problem we created, we can make even MORE money selling a 'fix' that only temporarily relieves the symptoms of the problem."