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Waldo

@waldo2006.bsky.social

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Satirical input on social and political happenings. Cook, gardner, brewer, IT, disc golfer and a dad so the jokes are constant. Go BILLS!

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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 2h

When I buy more disc golf discs.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 3h

The only difference between a heterosexual and a homosexual kiss on TV, is that one of them makes ignorant assholes really mad.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 4h

Republicans drive with their high beams on because fuck everyone else.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 21h

What's the difference between Neurosyphilis and the Nobel Peace Prize?

Trump doesn't have a Nobel Peace Prize.

🥁

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 1d

An easy way to spot Antifa, is to look for anyone showing empathy

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 1d

I don't often get to play video games with the wife, but 2 nights in a row we've had time, gotten the system on, logged into Diablo 4 and found out the last update broke selling items.

Capitalism kills everything

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 2d

We will end up finding out the whole reason they are holding up releasing the Epstein files is because a bunch of high profile donors and sitting politicians needed the statute of limitations to run out.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 2d

I saw their tours and there are a few within 2-3 hours of me. Might try to make one.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 2d

Me: "I want to watch video of Anika Nilles playing a Rush song."

Google: "here are dozens of reaction videos of her becoming Rush's new drummer"

Me: "but I want to see her play a rush song"

Google: "nope, here's more reaction vids and 2 other non rush songs"

Useless. Google (YouTube) is useless

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 2d

True justice is rarely quick, unfortunately.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 2d

I wonder if trump gave Argentina all that money because that's the preferred Nazi escape route once their government collapses.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 2d

I likened it to joyriding teenagers who film their crimes, and then have to sit in court and watch themselves be a dimbass and get immediately found guilty.

Hopefully we get to jailing the ICE idiots sooner than later.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 3d

Democrats should make clear that the sooner a Republican flips on trump, the less harsh their sentencing will be.

Once a few rats jump ship the rest will be fighting each other over who can turn in the most evidence the fastest.

Republicans are all about self preservation.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 3d

Pretty sure Mike Johnson is just the new Nazi robot version of Mitch McConnell.

Hopefully he's like everything else built now and only works for 4 years before breaking down, unlike that old freezer from the 50's that's still as cold as ever.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 3d

So now we can't even fly, which makes escaping the upcoming Kristallnacht even harder.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 3d

Terrorizing people to achieve peace is like fucking for virginity

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 3d

ICE are domestic terrorists

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 3d

Its barely rained in a month, so of course as it sprinkles today during rush hour, everyone in Rochester NY forgot how to drive.

No headlights for so many cars with wipers going.
Ugh.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 4d

Republicans beat the drum of states rights whenever the fed tries to help people, but as soon as it's to oppress people, 'big government' is more American than bald eagles playing baseball.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 4d

Management: "why are your projects running late?"

Me: "because we scope them, agree to a timeline, then you change the scope without informing me"

MGMT: "well, we have a new project that is urgent that needs to be done now"

Me: "that will further delay other projects"

MGMT: "no"

Me:

a close up of a man 's face with a blurred background

Alt: a close up of a man 's face with a blurred background. He blinks several times in disbelief of what he is hearing.

media.tenor.com

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 4d

The same people who made fun of the Islamic state soldiers for wearing face coverings and terrorizing their own citizens just for being a different ethnicity are now wearing face coverings and terrorizing American citizens just for being a different ethnicity.

MAGA is terrorism.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 4d

🎶You know what would make me smile?
Is if we put trump on trial
For all of the times
He committed crimes
And oh yeah, he's a Pedophile!🎶

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 4d

"the ergonomic, uhhh, pool you requested is not something we can accommodate."

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 4d

Pedophiles is just as accurate.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 5d

Ai is such garbage