Waldo
@waldo2006.bsky.social
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Satirical input on social and political happenings. Cook, gardner, brewer, IT, disc golfer and a dad so the jokes are constant. Go BILLS!
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waldo2006.bsky.social
I saw their tours and there are a few within 2-3 hours of me. Might try to make one.
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Me: "I want to watch video of Anika Nilles playing a Rush song."

Google: "here are dozens of reaction videos of her becoming Rush's new drummer"

Me: "but I want to see her play a rush song"

Google: "nope, here's more reaction vids and 2 other non rush songs"

Useless. Google (YouTube) is useless
waldo2006.bsky.social
True justice is rarely quick, unfortunately.
waldo2006.bsky.social
I wonder if trump gave Argentina all that money because that's the preferred Nazi escape route once their government collapses.
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I likened it to joyriding teenagers who film their crimes, and then have to sit in court and watch themselves be a dimbass and get immediately found guilty.

Hopefully we get to jailing the ICE idiots sooner than later.
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Democrats should make clear that the sooner a Republican flips on trump, the less harsh their sentencing will be.

Once a few rats jump ship the rest will be fighting each other over who can turn in the most evidence the fastest.

Republicans are all about self preservation.
waldo2006.bsky.social
Pretty sure Mike Johnson is just the new Nazi robot version of Mitch McConnell.

Hopefully he's like everything else built now and only works for 4 years before breaking down, unlike that old freezer from the 50's that's still as cold as ever.
waldo2006.bsky.social
So now we can't even fly, which makes escaping the upcoming Kristallnacht even harder.
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Terrorizing people to achieve peace is like fucking for virginity
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ICE are domestic terrorists
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Its barely rained in a month, so of course as it sprinkles today during rush hour, everyone in Rochester NY forgot how to drive.

No headlights for so many cars with wipers going.
Ugh.
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Republicans beat the drum of states rights whenever the fed tries to help people, but as soon as it's to oppress people, 'big government' is more American than bald eagles playing baseball.
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Management: "why are your projects running late?"

Me: "because we scope them, agree to a timeline, then you change the scope without informing me"

MGMT: "well, we have a new project that is urgent that needs to be done now"

Me: "that will further delay other projects"

MGMT: "no"

Me:
a close up of a man 's face with a blurred background
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with a blurred background. He blinks several times in disbelief of what he is hearing.
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waldo2006.bsky.social
The same people who made fun of the Islamic state soldiers for wearing face coverings and terrorizing their own citizens just for being a different ethnicity are now wearing face coverings and terrorizing American citizens just for being a different ethnicity.

MAGA is terrorism.
waldo2006.bsky.social
🎶You know what would make me smile?
Is if we put trump on trial
For all of the times
He committed crimes
And oh yeah, he's a Pedophile!🎶
waldo2006.bsky.social
"the ergonomic, uhhh, pool you requested is not something we can accommodate."
waldo2006.bsky.social
Pedophiles is just as accurate.
waldo2006.bsky.social
Ai is such garbage
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What republicans falsely claim my taxes are spent on:
Medicaid for undocumented immigrants
Abortions
Turning kids trans

What my taxes ACTUALLY are spent on:
Trump golfing
Trump's gold ball room & jet
Argentina
Bombs to blow up Gazan kids
Musks, bezos and zucks companies
Tax cuts for the 1%
waldo2006.bsky.social
Nothing puts money back in the pockets of hardworking Americans like giving 20 billion dollars to Argentina, while they sell their soybeans to China so our farmers go bankrupt.
waldo2006.bsky.social
I love that my phones predictive text after the world "fuck" is the word "republicans"

It also does "eat the rich" but still missed the mark on "all cops are bastards"

Soooon.....
waldo2006.bsky.social
Rochester NY and the surrounding suburbs are a very diverse and amazing place. This leads to many different viewpoints and disagreements.

But there are TWO things every single person living in the area can agree on.

RGE and Chris Collinsworth suck!

#ROC #RochesterNY #NFL #Bills
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Why the fuck do they continue to let Chris Collinsworth open his stupid fucking mouth?

He must have dirt on someone because he's annoying, obnoxious, and factually incorrect every single sentence.

Ugh.
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He makes watching so brutal.
waldo2006.bsky.social
Pretty sure it was the same scammer who got her the first time. It was so easy for them and they got about $6k the first attempt before we figured out and stopped it.