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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · Sep 9
imagine the kind of person you'd have to be to ride a cat. motivated, yet patient. intuitive. strong. no more than eight inches tall.
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 11d
did they find the human bones in the vulture nests
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 12d
me: i always wear a viking helmet when i vike around

funeral director: for the last time please leave
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 12d
did u know that childfree
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 12d
an apple a day keeps the doctor away, so the saying goes, which is why i eat one million apples a day, one for each and every doctor in the united states. stay away from me, needle wielders
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 12d
hi, my name is peter peterson, son of peter peterson, grandson of peter peterson. and this is my son, peter peterson
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 13d
computer, save to drafts:

mens wearhouse
womenswear department

ok
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 13d
computer, save to drafts:

mens wearhouse
womenswear department

ok
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 13d
you should bring the water to a rolling boil before putting in the hairy eyeballs, imo
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 13d
party, you gotta fight for your right to
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 13d
are u in the fortress
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 13d
"just let people enjoy things!" i scream as they engage the winch to pull me out of the tar pit
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 14d
using context clues to help understand what my neighbor meant when they said "get out and don't come in here again" to me when i was trying to nap in their shed
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 14d
using context clues to help understand what my neighbor meant when they said "get out and don't come in here again" to me when i was trying to nap in their shed
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 14d
if scientists created other things besides puffin colonies mb they wouldn't have to fixate on the one puffin colony
screen capture of a headline that reads "Determined Scientists Created Only Puffin Colony in the US, and Continue to Protect it Decades Later"
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 14d
Be kind - Everyone is fighting a gorilla you can't see
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 14d
if scientists created other things besides puffin colonies mb they wouldn't have to fixate on the one puffin colony
screen capture of a headline that reads "Determined Scientists Created Only Puffin Colony in the US, and Continue to Protect it Decades Later"
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 14d
(shrimp category)
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 15d
me, licking a salt lick furiously: jesus christ
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 15d
firm ord
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 15d
no that's epimorphology
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 15d
six word stories dot net
screencap from an FAQ item that says "I have deleted myself by accident"
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 15d
it's ok shoelaces, i spend most of my time tied up in knots too
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 17d
i pressed cancel on my toaster but the bread was still toasted???
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 17d
its neck's fat is gone!
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 17d
o no
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