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Warped

@warped.bsky.social

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He/Him. At my age, I should know who I am, but I'm still searching. ADHD. Music nerd, and hoarder. Love to play with words, currently I have invented 2714.5 swear words. Did anyone recall where I left my coffee? Being an idiot here since 19/08/23

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · Nov 11

A great guide of people to follow based upon interests you may share. That's all a 'Starter pack' is, a Bluesky term for a group of people that share an interest, hobby, pastime, job, etc...

All - Bluesky Directory

A curated collection of all things relating to the Blue Sky social media platform.

blueskydirectory.com

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · Sep 16

This is a joke. What about an open conversation and debate, unless this useless government have something to hide? This government, just like previous ones, hate the disabled ♿😠

DWP imposes 'gagging order' on disability experts ahead of PIP review

Non-disclosure agreement (NDA) for advisory group is a 'bad sign' for disability benefit overhaul, say claimants

inews.co.uk

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · Sep 14

Bloody hell 🎃😮 Size isn't everything.

'Giant pumpkin has taken over our Leatherhead allotment'

The Atlantic Giant pumpkins are growing on the Leatherhead Poors Allotments near the M25 motorway.

www.bbc.co.uk

Warped @warped.bsky.social · Sep 14

You love the country that much, but can't clean up after yourself? It's like a political game of 'Simon Says', if their cult leaders said clean up after, they would be out licking the pavement clean. Must please Tommy.

Warped @warped.bsky.social · Sep 13

🎶🎵 Music is a wonderful art form ❤️ I agree with what is said in this song, shame it's so short.

Oh, it does mention the C word. No, not chocolate.

JUST FOR THE RECORD... (Original Song)

YouTube video by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · Sep 13

👍Well done Norwich. Spread love, not hate ❤️

A large section of wall, which is boarded off for construction later. It is painted with words of positivity, and love. Not fascism wanting to split the community.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · Sep 6

St. George the Patron Saint for Palestine, Ukraine, Malta, Ethiopia, Bulgaria, etc....

Genova used the St. George's cross as their flag for 130 years before Edward III used it in England.

Trying to provoke anti-immigration rhetoric using a multicultural symbol that isn't even English in origin 🤦‍♂️

Cross of St George graffiti. Sprayed upon a mini roundabout, and the small white squares at the junction.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · Aug 19

Top tip: When arguing "end of" it trumps facts, logic and evidence. It beats, "nuff said", "Simple as", and "Fact!"

A useful tip for dumb twats who are too lazy to look things up.

Warped @warped.bsky.social · Aug 19

Go careful, paradoxical kleptomania is on the rise. In numerous shops recently, strange things turning up in odd locations. A DVD in chiller with the fish. Can of shaving foam with the broccoli. And the most confusing, a Birthday card to Carol from Kath and her dog in with deodorant.

Warped @warped.bsky.social · Aug 18

So Ofcom £20,000 fine of Delaware-incorporated 4chan is illegal, says US law firm. Oops! I guess the next step is to tell UK based ISPs to ban the site? And more people use a VPN. This is what happens when idiots who know nothing about the subject, try to make laws to control it 👍

Warped @warped.bsky.social · Aug 18

How to beat the rail prices. Get some friends, all buy a second hand car. Travel to your destination, filming your trip. Don't forget to have a race on a handily placed racetrack on route. Include some scripted drama too. Sell cars at destination. Place on Youtube, maybe call it Slop Gear? 🚗💡🚂

Rail fares in England could rise by ‘outrageous’ 5.6% next year

Campaigners say passengers may be priced off trains as July inflation figure is likely to push up ticket prices

www.theguardian.com

Warped @warped.bsky.social · Aug 15

Setting aside any moral issues with having customers report shoplifters, a £1 reward is an absolute fucking joke.

Iceland offering £1 reward scheme for customers who report a shoplifter

Grocery chain employees will verify the incident and the reward will be added to the shopper’s loyalty card

www.theguardian.com

Warped @warped.bsky.social · Aug 15

So it was a sonic boom. I can safely say that was a strange sensation, and my anxiety has gone through the roof. Overall, not a good experience, 2 out of 10.

Reposted by Warped

Sarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · Aug 15

"I’m fucking terrified right now. I’m terrified of what has become acceptable rhetoric. Acceptable front pages. Acceptable campaigns. I’m terrified of what we are now and I’m terrified of what we may become. Because I don’t see an end in sight. The hatred has taken hold."

This. As I sit in Clacton😭

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · Aug 15

We need to ban journalists who don't reside in the UK, writing pieces about life in the UK. People like Richard Littlejohn who lives in Florida, but yet comments about small towns being full of immigrants. Did Grok tell you that?

Warped @warped.bsky.social · Aug 14

"Do you like the mugs? £1.99 in The Range, I could get you some?"

Starmer looks awkward in every photo.

Starmer and Zelensky hold a meeting in the Downing Street garden, for PR. Green garden chairs, wooden table, vase of flowers, and ornate mug each. Starmer looks awkward as always, and seems to be showing a mug to Zelensky.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · Aug 14

Japan stay strange. Japanese mascots playing football. No idea about rules, if they have any? 😂⚽

Warped @warped.bsky.social · Aug 14

Oh these are good, and count as two of your five a day 👍

Warped @warped.bsky.social · Aug 14

It seems like Strictly this year has been offering celebrities a pack of Chewitts to appear on this year's show.

What's below Z-list?

Warped @warped.bsky.social · Aug 13

How about no investing in AI? That will save tons on cooling.

UK government inexplicably tells citizens to delete old emails and pictures to save water during national drought — 'data centres require vast amounts of water to cool their systems'

"The current water shortfall situation in England now defined as a 'nationally significant incident.'"

www.tomshardware.com

Warped @warped.bsky.social · Aug 13

Growing up, it really seemed like metalheads were simply nice people cosplaying as mean people, and hippies were mean people cosplaying as nice people.