radioactive kimmie
@warriorblood.bsky.social
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a lands-between gal in a new vegas world. beating to a pulp required ahead. o, but i want to go home. | roleplay | 18+
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warriorblood.bsky.social

ㅤ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐑 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 ——

——— 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐲 𝐯𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐬, T͟A͟R͟N͟I͟S͟H͟E͟D͟.



roleplay; elden ring verse but crossover friendly. 18+
warriorblood.bsky.social
ALL SHALL BE TURNED TO DUST.
warriorblood.bsky.social
it shall be turned to DUST!
warriorblood.bsky.social
when i am elden lord i will destroy ALL sand.
warriorblood.bsky.social
when i am elden lord i will destroy ALL sand.
warriorblood.bsky.social
i thought she died several leagues past...
warriorblood.bsky.social
HMMM a challenging conundrum.

wouldst you believe... a large red crab.
warriorblood.bsky.social
I WILL OUTRUN YOU, SWINE! DOG!! GET BACK HERE!!
warriorblood.bsky.social
ORSOOOON VINNIE IS STEALING!
beatsreporting.bsky.social
LUCA AND I WANT TO WATCH *OUR* VIDEOS!!!
warriorblood.bsky.social
I AM WATCHING MY VID-E-OS!
warriorblood.bsky.social
I AM WATCHING MY VID-E-OS!
beatsreporting.bsky.social
c'monnnn don't hog it!
warriorblood.bsky.social
we have no pad of eyes...?
warriorblood.bsky.social
we have no pad of eyes...?
beatsreporting.bsky.social
orson said its my turn on the ipad
warriorblood.bsky.social
oh well that hurt a lot for no reason then.
agentorson.bsky.social
( he shakes his head. )

in *traditional* zen buddhism, you're supposed to think about this for a long time. for as long as it takes. the goal here is to think *outside* the box of your mind.

these can take *years* of practice. that's why they're saved for monks.
warriorblood.bsky.social
( she looks at her hand &, through extreme effort, manages to bend her fingers into an almost-closed fist. it looks like it hurts. )

t-that but faster?
warriorblood.bsky.social
( she looks at her hand &, through extreme effort, manages to bend her fingers into an almost-closed fist. it looks like it hurts. )

t-that but faster?
agentorson.bsky.social
( then she is finally learning. )

alright. here's the most famous one. you know the sound of two hands clapping; what's the sound of one hand clapping?
warriorblood.bsky.social
( she hits him with that kimira stare. this seems several lessons beyond her already. )

a ko-an.

you have another?
warriorblood.bsky.social
( she hits him with that kimira stare. this seems several lessons beyond her already. )

a ko-an.

you have another?
agentorson.bsky.social
it's called a koan. they're riddles, if you like. zen teachers use them to draw their students away from thoughts. you don't understand a koan. they aren't logical. you use it as a-- a *stallion* to the answers *within* you.
warriorblood.bsky.social
i don't think i get it?
warriorblood.bsky.social
i don't think i get it?
agentorson.bsky.social
ah, a spinning leaf?

it is autumn and a young monk asks zen master ummon, 'what about the withered tree in the garden with all the leaves falling from it?' ummon responds, 'a body that is exposed to the Golden Wind.'

maybe that's your story.
warriorblood.bsky.social
isn't much to tell!

thinking is a disadvantage for a warrior, you see? thoughts slow the body. hence they call me kimira the quick-footed, the spinning leaf...
warriorblood.bsky.social
isn't much to tell!

thinking is a disadvantage for a warrior, you see? thoughts slow the body. hence they call me kimira the quick-footed, the spinning leaf...
agentorson.bsky.social
( he's proud of her. maybe she feels it. )

tell me about it.
warriorblood.bsky.social
( a little shy. )

that's what *i* named it. my teacher was not one for words.
warriorblood.bsky.social
( a little shy. )

that's what *i* named it. my teacher was not one for words.
agentorson.bsky.social
the deepmind? that's what you call it in the lands between?
warriorblood.bsky.social
thoughtlessness comes naturally to me. i have always been a gifted student in the arts of the deepmind. it does well to perish bad spirits.
warriorblood.bsky.social
t'would do him a world of good...
wontgoquietly.bsky.social
Poor Vinnie might have to lose that arm.
warriorblood.bsky.social
thoughtlessness comes naturally to me. i have always been a gifted student in the arts of the deepmind. it does well to perish bad spirits.
agentorson.bsky.social
ah, thanks a bunch, kim. you're getting the hang of it!
warriorblood.bsky.social
helpful OHMing over his shoulder.
warriorblood.bsky.social
helpful OHMing over his shoulder.
agentorson.bsky.social
orson is meditating.
warriorblood.bsky.social
THE VERY GROUND SHAKES AT OUR APPROACH! this is a fair omen!
warriorblood.bsky.social
oh yes! he's a real ring-a-ding fella.