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vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · May 2

𝙀𝙓𝙏𝙍𝘼, 𝙀𝙓𝙏𝙍𝘼, 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝘼𝘽𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙄𝙏.ᐟ

vincent van blair, field reporter for the vegas variety. the goal is to celebrate our beautiful city while showing all the stuff the casinos don't want you to see. always looking for a story - get it right, write it tight!

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vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 6h

and that's where we'll use the cool thingamajiggy that turns off all technology in a sixteen hundred feet radius, which unlocks the safe where they keep the krabby patty recipe!

T̲h̲e̲ ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 7h

EXCELLENT expositing, vincent! the secret tunnel leads straight beneath the makeup department. from there, we follow our noses to perfume, where we enter via a service shaft...

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 1d

okay!

so if nobody's watching, we can talk about our plan to use the secret tunnel under henrik's, right?

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 6h

'same old. i was out on the sierra, doing a campaign piece on the brahmin trade out there. they keep them so badly. makes you wanna go vegan, doesn't it?'

𝓥 @olderperhapswiser.bsky.social · 1d

"Mostly just angry people. However, I *did* get the opportunity to spend some time in an industrial kitchen and..." He stopped speaking, staring up at the stars. "More importantly, how have *you* been?"

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 1d

vincent took a drag. it's no menthol. 'i like to keep my eyes on the ground. you never know where a story might turn up. where'd you wander? see anything interesting?'

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 1d

okay!

so if nobody's watching, we can talk about our plan to use the secret tunnel under henrik's, right?

T̲h̲e̲ ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 2d

act normal.

we're NOT being watched.

a woman in a blue shirt walks barefoot in front of a building with graffiti on it that says " back "

ALT: a woman in a blue shirt walks barefoot in front of a building with graffiti on it that says " back "

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vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 1d

vincent took a drag. it's no menthol. 'i like to keep my eyes on the ground. you never know where a story might turn up. where'd you wander? see anything interesting?'

𝓥 @olderperhapswiser.bsky.social · 2d

"Did you want to write about me?" He asked, tone playful.

While he stayed sprawled out on the ground like a lazy cat, he held out his hand. Offering to share his cigarette.

"I didn't think I was away long enough for you to notice." A pause. "I was wandering. Exploring."

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 2d

'i can't put that in a report,' van blair said, sitting down on the ground, loosening his tie. 'c'mon then, what've you been up to, huh?'

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 2d

'i can't put that in a report,' van blair said, sitting down on the ground, loosening his tie. 'c'mon then, what've you been up to, huh?'

𝓥 @olderperhapswiser.bsky.social · 2d

Slowly, he turned his head to look at Vincent. Blinking a few times before blowing smoke in his direction.

"I have said you can call me V, haven't I?"

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 2d

'oh, it's you! my *nameless compatriot*. long time, no see, huh?'

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 2d

'oh, it's you! my *nameless compatriot*. long time, no see, huh?'

𝓥 @olderperhapswiser.bsky.social · 2d

Laying on his back, smoking while gazing up at the stars.

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 2d

sir, i never say ANYTHING i don't mean.

𝙱𝚞𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝙳𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚊 @tunnelsnakeking.bsky.social · 5d

As long as you’re willing to repeat it!

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 5d

let ME tell YOU something . . .

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 5d

oh, a *gentleman*, huh? funny way of showing it.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · 5d

'Scuse me, I don't curse, I'm a gentleman.

You see this *flag* represents somethin'...

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 5d

if you don't stop pussyfootin' 'round, kid, we're all gonna be fuckin' radroach food.

huh? eh? howzat? i think my impression's pretty good.

now eat your pancakes and stop giving me *those* eyes.

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 5d

if you don't stop pussyfootin' 'round, kid, we're all gonna be fuckin' radroach food.

huh? eh? howzat? i think my impression's pretty good.

now eat your pancakes and stop giving me *those* eyes.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · 5d

Oh boy, here we go...

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 5d

let ME tell YOU something . . .

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 5d

let ME tell YOU something . . .

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 23d

@wontgoquietly.bsky.social hey, i've gotta ask: what's with the skull thong?

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 24d

don't worry! i'm *NOT* a lightwei--

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 11

van blair ferret run, GO!!!

radioactive kimmie @warriorblood.bsky.social · Sep 11

I WILL OUTRUN YOU, SWINE! DOG!! GET BACK HERE!!

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 11

chase me for it.

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 11

( getting into bed with him, cosying up at his side. ) hey, what does that say about *you*?

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 11

chase me for it.

radioactive kimmie @warriorblood.bsky.social · Sep 11

ORSOOOON VINNIE IS STEALING!

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 11

LUCA AND I WANT TO WATCH *OUR* VIDEOS!!!

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 11

LUCA AND I WANT TO WATCH *OUR* VIDEOS!!!

radioactive kimmie @warriorblood.bsky.social · Sep 11

I AM WATCHING MY VID-E-OS!

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 11

c'monnnn don't hog it!

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 11

c'monnnn don't hog it!

radioactive kimmie @warriorblood.bsky.social · Sep 11

we have no pad of eyes...?

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 11

orson said its my turn on the ipad

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 11

orson said its my turn on the ipad

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 10

oh, i'm hot now, am i?

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

Only the hot ones.

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 10

that what you tell 'em all?

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 10

that what you tell 'em all?

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

( He cackles & throws another bandage at Vinnie's head. )

Wouldn't be my first battlefield amputation...

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 10

you'd miss it more than me, wouldn't you, bear?

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 10

you'd miss it more than me, wouldn't you, bear?

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

Poor Vinnie might have to lose that arm.

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 10

i don't want an infection! then i'm no good to anyone and i can't write anything without my hands.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

( Valente scoffs at the cut. He'd scoff no matter what, unless Vinnie had a hand missing or something. )

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 10

gimme a sec, i've cut my hand. i'm patching it up.

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 10

gimme a sec, i've cut my hand. i'm patching it up.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

Shut up.

Come help me with the others.

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 10

( giggling. ) sure are, big guy!

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 10

( giggling. ) sure are, big guy!

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

Goddamn right I'm in charge.

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Aug 28

yeah, i guess you're right.

you don't *really* think you're in charge here, do you?

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Aug 28

WHAT.