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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 33m

Yeah, we're young... young, dumb and ugly

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 1h

You better listen, better do what you're told. You haven't even touched your tuna casserole. You better chow down or it's gonna get cold

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 2h

Buy our album, we're Nirvana. A garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 3h

Stalking you, just waiting by your front door. Trailing you through airport security, they're with TMZ

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 4h

You can watch us any time that you please. You can sit around and stare at the picture tube till your brain turns into cottage cheese.

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 5h

Tell me why I need another pet rock. Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock. Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee. They had it on eBay

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 6h

Oh, I accidentally shot daddy last night in the den. I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again.

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 7h

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight. She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight.

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 8h

Tell me why I need another pet rock. Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock. Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee. They had it on eBay

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 9h

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away…Naboo was under an attack

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 10h

Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon, When I reach inside…With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors, Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 11h

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man. His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 12h

Have a banana, have a whole bunch. It doesn't matter what you had for lunch. Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 13h

Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin’ and I don't know what I'm singin'

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 14h

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 15h

Yeah, we're young... young, dumb and ugly

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 16h

STOP! Sending me that crap, Crap, I don't want it, Don't send it to me

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 17h

And the Jedi I admire most met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast. Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 18h

That's what they call me: Waffle King

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 19h

Oh my my this here Anakin guy. May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 20h

Some girls like to buy new shoes, and others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 21h

Saturday night, it's the place to be. Everybody cut footloose with me, at the party at the leper colony

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 22h

I think I'm a clone now. There's always two of me just a-hangin' around. I think I'm a clone now Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down.

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 23h

Did you know this junkyard slave isn't even old enough to shave, But he can use the Force, they say

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 1d

Did you know this junkyard slave isn't even old enough to shave, But he can use the Force, they say