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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 33m

And the Jedi I admire most met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast. Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 1h

That's what they call me: Waffle King

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 2h

Oh my my this here Anakin guy. May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 3h

Some girls like to buy new shoes, and others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 4h

Saturday night, it's the place to be. Everybody cut footloose with me, at the party at the leper colony

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 5h

I think I'm a clone now. There's always two of me just a-hangin' around. I think I'm a clone now Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down.

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 6h

Did you know this junkyard slave isn't even old enough to shave, But he can use the Force, they say

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 7h

Did you know this junkyard slave isn't even old enough to shave, But he can use the Force, they say

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 8h

You ain't gonna break my heart in two. Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face, than spend one more minute with you

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 9h

Harvey the Wonder Hamster, He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal, He just runs around on his hamster wheel

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 10h

But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course. He said go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 11h

Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her, Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 12h

She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy. She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-ee

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 13h

How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 14h

There's a homicidal maniac who finds a cub-scout troop, and he hacks up two or three in every scene.

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 15h

Stalking you, just waiting by your front door. Trailing you through airport security, they're with TMZ

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 16h

When I came back again my car was gone. Well, I didn't know it was a loading zone

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 17h

And what better way to say I LOVE YOU than with the gift of a spatula?

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 18h

Oh my my this here Anakin guy. May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 19h

There's a homicidal maniac who finds a cub-scout troop, and he hacks up two or three in every scene.

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 20h

Yo quiero chimichangas y chile Colorado. Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 21h

Yo quiero chimichangas y chile Colorado. Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 22h

Well, I've got I've got a woman named Wilma. Well, I've got I've got a baby named Pebbles. Well, I've got I've got a doggy named Dino

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 23h

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week, I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 1d

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week, I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek