Weird Al Lyrics
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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem, that time that you made it with the whole hockey team
February 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem, that time that you made it with the whole hockey team
I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue, than spend one more minute with you
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue, than spend one more minute with you
Listen to the Muzak, Hearin' people scream. Sittin' in the waiting room, Readin' crappy magazines
February 3, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Listen to the Muzak, Hearin' people scream. Sittin' in the waiting room, Readin' crappy magazines
Hey, who's gonna sit by you? Another one rides the bus
February 3, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Hey, who's gonna sit by you? Another one rides the bus
Now, everyone said Californie is the place that you oughta be. We got to load up this here truck now. We got to move to Beverly
February 3, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Now, everyone said Californie is the place that you oughta be. We got to load up this here truck now. We got to move to Beverly
I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
February 3, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem, that time that you made it with the whole hockey team
February 3, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem, that time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill. Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
February 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill. Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
I'm so handy, everyone said so. I'll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio
February 2, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I'm so handy, everyone said so. I'll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio
They're always in the mood for something to munch. Oh, girls, they want to have lunch
February 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
They're always in the mood for something to munch. Oh, girls, they want to have lunch
It's Christmas at Ground Zero, now the missiles are on their way. What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday
February 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
It's Christmas at Ground Zero, now the missiles are on their way. What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday
It was like, the last day before trash day. My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay
February 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
It was like, the last day before trash day. My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay
Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white. Maybe I can suggest an appetizer
February 2, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white. Maybe I can suggest an appetizer
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week, I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
February 2, 2026 at 11:41 AM
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week, I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak! Aw, you're gonna lick your plate clean…
February 2, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak! Aw, you're gonna lick your plate clean…
I love the white stuff, baby. In the middle of an Oreo
February 2, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I love the white stuff, baby. In the middle of an Oreo
I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through. I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.
February 2, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through. I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.
Nature trail to hell! Nature trail to hell! Nature trail to hell in 3-D…
February 2, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Nature trail to hell! Nature trail to hell! Nature trail to hell in 3-D…
Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company
February 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company
Yes Virginia, now Santa's doin' time in a federal prison for his infamous crime
February 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Yes Virginia, now Santa's doin' time in a federal prison for his infamous crime
Yeah, we're young... young, dumb and ugly
February 1, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Yeah, we're young... young, dumb and ugly
Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company
February 1, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company
Have a big dinner, have a light snack. If you don't like it, you can't send it back.
February 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Have a big dinner, have a light snack. If you don't like it, you can't send it back.
How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
February 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin’ and I don't know what I'm singin'
February 1, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin’ and I don't know what I'm singin'