Weird Al Lyrics
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I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue, than spend one more minute with you
February 5, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue, than spend one more minute with you
You can watch us any time that you please. You can sit around and stare at the picture tube till your brain turns into cottage cheese.
February 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
You can watch us any time that you please. You can sit around and stare at the picture tube till your brain turns into cottage cheese.
How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Jillian was her name. She was sweeter than aspartame
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Jillian was her name. She was sweeter than aspartame
You ain't gonna break my heart in two. Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face, than spend one more minute with you
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
You ain't gonna break my heart in two. Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face, than spend one more minute with you
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
February 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
You can turn the other cheek. You can just give up the ship! You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip.
February 4, 2026 at 1:40 PM
You can turn the other cheek. You can just give up the ship! You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip.
Oh my my this here Anakin guy. May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
February 4, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Oh my my this here Anakin guy. May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Pizza all day and every day
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Pizza all day and every day
Better give me all your gauze nurse, this patient's fading fast. Complications have set in, don't know how long he'll last
February 4, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Better give me all your gauze nurse, this patient's fading fast. Complications have set in, don't know how long he'll last
Coming this Christmas to a theater near you. The most horrifying film that hit the screen!
February 4, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Coming this Christmas to a theater near you. The most horrifying film that hit the screen!
Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day
February 4, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone.
February 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone.
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep
February 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep
I’m your shelter from the storm, you'll know I'll always have your back. I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack
February 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I’m your shelter from the storm, you'll know I'll always have your back. I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack
Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted. The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted.
February 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted. The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted.
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
February 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course. He said go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force
February 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course. He said go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem, that time that you made it with the whole hockey team
February 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem, that time that you made it with the whole hockey team
I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue, than spend one more minute with you
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue, than spend one more minute with you
Listen to the Muzak, Hearin' people scream. Sittin' in the waiting room, Readin' crappy magazines
February 3, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Listen to the Muzak, Hearin' people scream. Sittin' in the waiting room, Readin' crappy magazines
Hey, who's gonna sit by you? Another one rides the bus
February 3, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Hey, who's gonna sit by you? Another one rides the bus
Now, everyone said Californie is the place that you oughta be. We got to load up this here truck now. We got to move to Beverly
February 3, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Now, everyone said Californie is the place that you oughta be. We got to load up this here truck now. We got to move to Beverly
I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
February 3, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem, that time that you made it with the whole hockey team
February 3, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem, that time that you made it with the whole hockey team