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WesKinetic

@weskinetic.bsky.social

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People either love me or hate me. Or they think I’m OK.

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WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 19h

The original trilogy is just the story of Luke’s rumspringa.

WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 19h

If I die in Memphis this weekend, please know I died happy. #meatsweats

Bbq

WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 21h

Random Star Wars thing I’d never thought about before: Uncle Owen told Luke his father had been “a navigator on a spice freighter.”

In the Star Wars universe, spice was drugs. So not only did Owen not tell Luke the truth about Anakin (understandable), but told him his dad had been a drug runner.

WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited Bic pic

WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 1d

The younger generations won’t understand this, but there was something oddly therapeutic about defragmenting your hard drive.

WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 4d

“Earhart” is a funny way to spell “Epstein.”

CNN @cnn.com · 4d

The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a law enforcement source told CNN.

FBI employees ordered to immediately search for records related to Amelia Earhart, source says | CNN Politics

The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a la...

WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 7d

@enlaycock.bsky.social Bring forth the finest chili and spaghetti in all the land!!!

On3 (Unofficial) @on3sports-mirror.bsky.social · 7d

Cincinnati takes down No. 14 Iowa State🔴⚫️

WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 8d

For the last time, no, @sbeattie45.bsky.social cannot adopt you.

WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 8d

WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 8d

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 9d

Jane Goodall was actually the only one keeping the apes in control. Now there's a power vacuum

WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 10d

Apparently Matt Rhule should be very, very nervous.

WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 14d

The reason for the season.

WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 15d

WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 15d

My goal in life is to someday be as happy as the people in drug commercials with moderate to severe [fill in name of medical condition here].

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WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 15d

🤣

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WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 16d

WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 18d

I’ve always said @dizwire.bsky.social is the stuff of legends.

WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 18d

I'm so old, my world map still has the People's Republic of Nuprin.

WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 19d

Never forget the brave freedom fighters of Aspirinistan.

WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 19d

Just tag @kevidently.bsky.social next time.

WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 22d

Update: I am now mad at science.

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WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 22d

In the name of science

WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 22d

Sits in my computer bag just waiting for me to write in the date.

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WesKinetic @weskinetic.bsky.social · 22d

Everything after those first three words is superfluous.