WesKinetic
@weskinetic.bsky.social
People either love me or hate me. Or they think I’m OK.
Welcome back for the Third Annual DisTwitSky College Bowl Game Pickapalooza.
No money involved. Just pick against the spread for fun and good-natured trash talking. The first bowl game kicks off Saturday night, so get your picks in soon!
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No money involved. Just pick against the spread for fun and good-natured trash talking. The first bowl game kicks off Saturday night, so get your picks in soon!
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December 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Welcome back for the Third Annual DisTwitSky College Bowl Game Pickapalooza.
No money involved. Just pick against the spread for fun and good-natured trash talking. The first bowl game kicks off Saturday night, so get your picks in soon!
fantasy.espn.com/free-prize-g...
No money involved. Just pick against the spread for fun and good-natured trash talking. The first bowl game kicks off Saturday night, so get your picks in soon!
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Thoughts and prayers @dizwire.bsky.social .
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has filed paperwork to run for governor of Minnesota, creating a campaign committee that will allow him to raise money.
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell files paperwork to run for Minnesota governor
The Mike Lindell for Governor committee was registered with Minnesota’s Campaign Finance Board on Wednesday.
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December 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Thoughts and prayers @dizwire.bsky.social .
Dear Millennials:
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Linkin Park is now a mainstay on my local classic rock station.
Welcome to the other side of the hill. 🤣
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Linkin Park is now a mainstay on my local classic rock station.
Welcome to the other side of the hill. 🤣
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December 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Dear Millennials:
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Linkin Park is now a mainstay on my local classic rock station.
Welcome to the other side of the hill. 🤣
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Linkin Park is now a mainstay on my local classic rock station.
Welcome to the other side of the hill. 🤣
Happy “Buy a $25 dollar gift card and get another $5 card free” season to all who celebrate.
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Happy “Buy a $25 dollar gift card and get another $5 card free” season to all who celebrate.
Reposted by WesKinetic
SPIDER-MAN SAID HORNS DOWN
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
SPIDER-MAN SAID HORNS DOWN
Reposted by WesKinetic
Not sure what I expected to read in the prologue of the book I just started, but this was not it. 😄
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Not sure what I expected to read in the prologue of the book I just started, but this was not it. 😄
That "MyPillow Guy/ShamWow Guy 2028" campaign is gonna be something else.
The Shamwow Guy just announced that he is running for Texas’ 31st Congressional District.
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
That "MyPillow Guy/ShamWow Guy 2028" campaign is gonna be something else.
Happy birthday @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social!
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November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Happy birthday @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social!
Today’s realization: the existence of deviled eggs implies the existence of holy eggs.
And now I have a solid theory behind the creation of Cadbury and Reese’s eggs.
And now I have a solid theory behind the creation of Cadbury and Reese’s eggs.
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Today’s realization: the existence of deviled eggs implies the existence of holy eggs.
And now I have a solid theory behind the creation of Cadbury and Reese’s eggs.
And now I have a solid theory behind the creation of Cadbury and Reese’s eggs.
It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
It's that time of year! The 10% off pre-Black Friday SALE is now on at KevinQuigleyDesign.com I'll design your logo, your podcast art, your bar sign, your novel cover, and anything else you can think of for 10% off my commission fee! DM me or email KevinQuigleyDesign@gmail for a free quote today!
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
Did I just change my flight home to leave at 6 am instead of 5 pm just because I can’t sleep and I’m tired of dealing with people at this meeting?
Yes. Yes I did.
Yes. Yes I did.
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November 18, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Did I just change my flight home to leave at 6 am instead of 5 pm just because I can’t sleep and I’m tired of dealing with people at this meeting?
Yes. Yes I did.
Yes. Yes I did.
Nature is healing.
Happy to report: they heard our cries and after 3 years on the sideline Prince Cheddward is BACK for the Cheez-It Citrus Bowl this year!
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Nature is healing.
I feel like the NFL owes the entire country of Spain an apology for the 4th-and-goal calls by both Washington and Miami. Absolute coaching malpractice by both teams.
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I feel like the NFL owes the entire country of Spain an apology for the 4th-and-goal calls by both Washington and Miami. Absolute coaching malpractice by both teams.
Uber-nerdy thought of the day: someone needs to write a screenplay for a movie that somehow connects “Spice World” as a prequel to “Dune.”
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Uber-nerdy thought of the day: someone needs to write a screenplay for a movie that somehow connects “Spice World” as a prequel to “Dune.”
Lord of the Flies was the only book for which my English teacher mother ever let me use Cliff’s Notes.
35 years later, I just let my daughter use ChatGPT for the first time to help with her Lord of the Flies assignment.
Time is a flat circle. And Lord of the Flies still sucks.
35 years later, I just let my daughter use ChatGPT for the first time to help with her Lord of the Flies assignment.
Time is a flat circle. And Lord of the Flies still sucks.
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Lord of the Flies was the only book for which my English teacher mother ever let me use Cliff’s Notes.
35 years later, I just let my daughter use ChatGPT for the first time to help with her Lord of the Flies assignment.
Time is a flat circle. And Lord of the Flies still sucks.
35 years later, I just let my daughter use ChatGPT for the first time to help with her Lord of the Flies assignment.
Time is a flat circle. And Lord of the Flies still sucks.
If 2025 was a movie . . .
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If 2025 was a movie . . .
Happy Tire Air Pressure Warning Light Awareness Day to all who observe.
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Happy Tire Air Pressure Warning Light Awareness Day to all who observe.
WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!! #gbr
BREAKING:
I am sorry to say that my original booze sale story, somehow, had the wrong data from Wisconsin. I have updated the story to reflect that the ACTUAL current leader should be Nebraska:
www.extrapointsmb.com/p/who-is-sel...
I am sorry to say that my original booze sale story, somehow, had the wrong data from Wisconsin. I have updated the story to reflect that the ACTUAL current leader should be Nebraska:
www.extrapointsmb.com/p/who-is-sel...
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!! #gbr
Wilford Brimley was 18,530 days old (50 years, 9 months and 6 days) when 'Cocoon' reached theaters on June 21, 1985.
Sadly I just learned that I passed the Brimley/Cocoon line yesterday. So that’s now a piece of knowledge I have to live with. 🤦♂️
Sadly I just learned that I passed the Brimley/Cocoon line yesterday. So that’s now a piece of knowledge I have to live with. 🤦♂️
November 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Wilford Brimley was 18,530 days old (50 years, 9 months and 6 days) when 'Cocoon' reached theaters on June 21, 1985.
Sadly I just learned that I passed the Brimley/Cocoon line yesterday. So that’s now a piece of knowledge I have to live with. 🤦♂️
Sadly I just learned that I passed the Brimley/Cocoon line yesterday. So that’s now a piece of knowledge I have to live with. 🤦♂️
Happy "Let's circle back after the holidays" season to all who observe.
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November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Happy "Let's circle back after the holidays" season to all who observe.
“Michigan threeway” sounds like something you probably shouldn’t google on a work computer.
If Central Michigan wins this game, they win the Michigan Threeway Trophy (also called the Michigan MAC Trophy, apparently). Central already beat Eastern this year.
If they lose it, Western Michigan will retain the trophy from the previous year.
If they lose it, Western Michigan will retain the trophy from the previous year.
November 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
“Michigan threeway” sounds like something you probably shouldn’t google on a work computer.